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neonbregna posted:Rest In Piss Lesnick I guess. Sandi will not abide the foul odors someone who can't wipe their own rear end put out. She may try and look like a 'Thrift store' Lara croft and he may be an obese nerd ...with a sweet beard and flippers. I don't really care the fact is they clearly know absolutely sweet gently caress all about game dev from any standpoint. So why are they given air space to pontificate and display their utter lack of knowledge every week across actual, real loving internet shows and forums.
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alphabettitouretti posted:Why does the ship appear to be using a warp drive or otherwise moving very fast in the forward direction but also firing thrusters on top? Lots of boobies always rules, maybe it can safe sc if they implement it on all characters including the male ones.
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Nov 19, 2015 12:23
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just like real life
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Nov 19, 2015 12:24
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I was banned from a few of their livestreams cause I asked Ben to show his tits. Lol.
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Nov 19, 2015 12:25
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Romes128 posted:He's gonna rip his wc medallion off his neck and throw it on the ground. Lol
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Nov 19, 2015 12:27
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Wait so why is Bootcha so important the thread lore? I only vaguely recall playing Payday 2 (lol) with him so I dont know his significance here...
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Nov 19, 2015 12:36
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Alan Smithee posted:Wait so why is Bootcha so important the thread lore? I only vaguely recall playing Payday 2 (lol) with him so I dont know his significance here... 200,000 dollar investor.
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Nov 19, 2015 12:39
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Joking aside this is going to make an epic movie in a few years time. A dark comedy Directed by Danny Boyle Willem Defoe as Sandi Gardiner David Guest as Chris Roberts Val Kilmer as Ben Lesnick Rob Shnieder as James Pugh Zack Gilafiniakis As Disco twat Gary Oldman as himself
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Nov 19, 2015 12:40
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WTF Disco Lando is another weird webcam propagandist? I thought he a was a legitimate dev of some sort  I need to pay more attention.
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Alan Smithee posted:Wait so why is Bootcha so important the thread lore? I only vaguely recall playing Payday 2 (lol) with him so I dont know his significance here... He gave cig enough money to buy maybe ten espresso machines then he got it back and because we are all full of malice we are celebrating their caffeine withdrawals
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Nov 19, 2015 12:41
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Anyone have the post where he heard about the Gizmondo connection? Because that was glorious 
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Nov 19, 2015 12:43
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TTerrible posted:WTF Disco Lando is another weird webcam propagandist? I thought he a was a legitimate dev of some sort For real how man fat neckbeard cheerleaders does one game need? He also looks mean fat whereas Ben strikes me as jolly fat
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Nov 19, 2015 12:43
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alphabettitouretti posted:Why does the ship appear to be using a warp drive or otherwise moving very fast in the forward direction but also firing thrusters on top? unprecedented fidelity
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Nov 19, 2015 12:47
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Bootcha posted:
Jodorowsky's Dune and Croberts SC have a surprising number of parallels. Both sound awesome on paper and when talking to people about what could have been. If they legitimately tried to finish the film though, it'd be a hilarious train wreck of Star Citizen proportions.
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Nov 19, 2015 12:47
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G0RF posted:Oh yeah? Well what do you think about THIS, huh?! Okay, kind of a serious question here. As someone who have absolutely no experience in game production or management in the gaming industry, and is basically someone from the outside looking in at this cult, I wonder why the developers spend time animating and making something like that? Isn't it better for such "fancy" animations to be made after the foundations have been made? It's like when you're trying to draw something and you start off by drawing all the incredibly small details instead of having an outline of what you're going to draw
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Nov 19, 2015 12:48
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LowellDND posted:200,000 dollar investor.  two hutw-tw-two hundr two hunred two hunred thousand
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Nov 19, 2015 12:48
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Bootcha buddy ol pal can I come to your party mansion? I'll bring Franklins BBQ
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Nov 19, 2015 12:49
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Alan Smithee posted:
An actual investor though, not a nerd buying internet space ship jpgs. There were apparently several of them but now all(?) are gone. Bootcha was one of the last.
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Nov 19, 2015 12:50
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Alan Smithee posted:
Nobody but booch knows the amount. People were just guessing He invested before it got this huge though when people thought an actual game was getting made and cig ended up buying out most of the investors when they became Oprah rich
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Romes128 posted:Nobody but booch knows the amount. People were just guessing was there no kill fee with it?
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Nov 19, 2015 12:52
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Alan Smithee posted:was there no kill fee with it? He said he's still under NDA so we won't find out any details until cig implodes.
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Stalins Moustache posted:Okay, kind of a serious question here. As someone who have absolutely no experience in game production or management in the gaming industry, and is basically someone from the outside looking in at this cult, I wonder why the developers spend time animating and making something like that? Isn't it better for such "fancy" animations to be made after the foundations have been made? It's like when you're trying to draw something and you start off by drawing all the incredibly small details instead of having an outline of what you're going to draw You're new to this thread, aren't you?
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Nov 19, 2015 12:56
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Stalins Moustache posted:Okay, kind of a serious question here. As someone who have absolutely no experience in game production or management in the gaming industry, and is basically someone from the outside looking in at this cult, I wonder why the developers spend time animating and making something like that? Isn't it better for such "fancy" animations to be made after the foundations have been made? It's like when you're trying to draw something and you start off by drawing all the incredibly small details instead of having an outline of what you're going to draw Lots of reasons: 1) The people who made that are probably not the same as the people who are working on the foundation stuff you refer to, so the 2 things don't interfere with each other. 2) These kinds of things are often made early on as experiments to see what looks good and what doesn't 3) Making fancy, flashing things can impress the public and encourage them to give you more money
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Nov 19, 2015 12:58
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They're selling jpegs They're literally trying to see how much money they can get so they can release some semblance of a videogame and cr will fly away on a cloud made of coke and sc backers tears.
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Nov 19, 2015 12:59
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Also quit your bitching there are totally screenshots of SC 2.0 see be happy now you ungrateful shits look at all this progress LOOK AT IT STAR CITIZEN WILL BE THE BEST loving GAME EVER! that sure is grey and brown the blandest art direction ever
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Nov 19, 2015 13:03
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Does  fly? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmD5w7z8iDk
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Nov 19, 2015 13:06
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:that sure is grey and brown Like many autists chris is disturbed by lots of bright color. After redoing some poo poo from scratch for the tenth time the jpeg jockeys learn to keep it bland
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Nov 19, 2015 13:08
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I've worked with someone like Ben before - I suspect he's not a bad guy, he's just too drat invested emotionally in this project - and being told by his hero how great he is and how much he's contributing - that he just doesn't have any perspective on how completely hosed the whole situation is.
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Nov 19, 2015 13:09
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Loiosh posted:I'm so looking forward to those goons who are left running Auroras and stuff into Connies, Rets and Idris. It'll be hilarious. If and when that happens it's gonna be great. That's why I'm really really hoping they figure out a way to make the big ships work. The fun will increase exponentially with the size of the autist's ship that you kamikaze.
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Cuntpunch posted:I've worked with someone like Ben before - I suspect he's not a bad guy, he's just too drat invested emotionally in this project - and being told by his hero how great he is and how much he's contributing - that he just doesn't have any perspective on how completely hosed the whole situation is. that is the main ingredient of a Cult...
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Beet Wagon posted:If and when that happens it's gonna be great. That's why I'm really really hoping they figure out a way to make the big ships work. The fun will increase exponentially with the size of the autist's ship that you kamikaze. They haven't even finished all the small jpegs and tonight they're going to be pimping a new jpeg with completely novel mechanics they probably don't even have design docs for. Game doesn't real
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Nov 19, 2015 13:42
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I literally can not stop posting about star citizen It is bad
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Nov 19, 2015 13:43
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Berious posted:They haven't even finished all the small jpegs and tonight they're going to be pimping a new jpeg with completely novel mechanics they probably don't even have design docs for. Game doesn't real A new jpeg that costs THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS. I know the ridiculous prices are well known here (and I can't believe I'm saying this but $350 isn't even a lot for a premium space jpeg when you're talking about Star Citizen) but I feel the need to remind people about them whenever possible.
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:that sure is grey and brown Also that waiting hall design totally wasn't ripped from a mass effect 3 spaceport waiting hall whatsoever...
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Nov 19, 2015 13:54
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TTerrible posted:WTF Disco Lando is another weird webcam propagandist? I thought he a was a legitimate dev of some sort https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8johEfRBLY This impressed them so much they hired the guy and now he's in charge of all sorts of stuff.
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AP posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8johEfRBLY loving hell
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Nov 19, 2015 14:03
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Ben was a dick on the forums to a lot of goons and enabled a lot of the SC community's worst behavior a couple years back, but he actually has pangs of conscience when other CIG employees get fired or suffer the bosses' wrath. Disco Lando on the other hand really does not give a gently caress about any of those poor suckers lol EightAce posted:loving hell now that's what I call standards
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Nov 19, 2015 14:05
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Man, the sperghive is going loving nuts. I guess CIG shat out a patcher update or something and everyone is losing their minds over it. The disappointment later today is going to be biblical.
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Nov 19, 2015 14:18
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Berious posted:I literally can not stop posting about star citizen I know right? I make a boring post about consumer rights in EU and some guy on reddit tries to troll me about it. In doing so he manages to reveal he's a German Auditor who has spent thousands on jpgs while simultaneously posting as his son, daughter, wife, brother in law and is definitely not the same German Auditor angry posting at me here. I mention it again and some guy who really likes elite dangerous rages at me for pages about how terribly upset I am. There's just no way a potential Star Citizen game release can be as entertaining as when I plan to mention consumer rights in EU again, in 37 pages time.
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Beet Wagon posted:The disappointment later today is going to be biblical. "And Lesnick stretched out his hand over the brown sea; and the Croberts caused the brown sea to go back by a strong east wind all the night, and made the brown sea dry land, and the waters were divided." mcjomar fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Nov 19, 2015 |
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