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7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

true story I told a Pats coworker in 2010 Brady grew his hair out as a last hurrah before going bald and he got really mad.

He's definitely been seeing Bron's doctor about his hair. I don't know if it's plugs or what but I think there's some work that's been done. Still beautiful. I will bald in solidarity with Brady



Jags cheerlearders are H-O-T HOT MAN!!

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

R.D. Mangles posted:

heisenberg meth blue

pizza on roof yellow

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
If they keep "Trying to get Julius Thomas involved" at the expense of the Allens, I will be madder than Ray Rice.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Mel Mudkiper posted:

pizza on roof yellow

hahahaha

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
OH MY GOD

I JUST REALIZED

NO MORE FAN DUEL OR DRAFTKINGS COMMERCIALS

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

So what's the consensus on Bortles? I don't watch the Jags much, but it seems like he's got a pretty good upside.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

TSBX posted:

If they keep "Trying to get Julius Thomas involved" at the expense of the Allens, I will be madder than Ray Rice.
He checked out on that third down pass, lol

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

He's definitely been seeing Bron's doctor about his hair. I don't know if it's plugs or what but I think there's some work that's been done. Still beautiful. I will bald in solidarity with Brady

My hairline is receeding but I am also a ginger so I am not sure whether its good or bad

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
in a perfect representation for what this game is / will be i just knocked an entire plate of mushroom ravioli that i just made from scratch onto my lap

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

TSBX posted:

Sorry. :(

im a bortleiever

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

TubeStank posted:

in a perfect representation for what this game is / will be i just knocked an entire plate of mushroom ravioli that i just made from scratch onto my lap

Rip

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

If you're going bald just shave your head and don't be a pussy about it. I realized I was balding and it looked like poo poo like 5 years ago and I have zero regrets about shaving my head.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

TubeStank posted:

in a perfect representation for what this game is / will be i just knocked an entire plate of mushroom ravioli that i just made from scratch onto my lap

eat the ravioli off your penis

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Stupid Dick posted:

So what's the consensus on Bortles? I don't watch the Jags much, but it seems like he's got a pretty good upside.
He was garbage as a rookie and is hot and cold this year, which is a massive improvement.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

My hairline is receeding but I am also a ginger so I am not sure whether its good or bad

Take steroids and get on rogaine like Brady, Lebron and myself

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Suspect Bucket posted:

OH MY GOD

I JUST REALIZED

NO MORE FAN DUEL OR DRAFTKINGS COMMERCIALS

Pizza, Beer and Cars from now on

:911:

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Mel Mudkiper posted:

My hairline is receeding but I am also a ginger so I am not sure whether its good or bad

Nothing says "poo poo I didn't know about growing up" like having to put sun screen on a bald spot.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Mel Mudkiper posted:

eat the ravioli off your penis

none of it hit the floor it's still good

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
My favorite thing about the Jacksonville helmets is that they imitate Bort's hairline.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Stupid Dick posted:

So what's the consensus on Bortles? I don't watch the Jags much, but it seems like he's got a pretty good upside.

he is playing decently enough that people just refer to him as "bortles" like that's a normal name that people have instead a weird bortlename

Dey Yah
Dec 18, 2010

Qwijib0 posted:

Pizza, Beer and Cars from now on

:911:

And 3 of Geico's ongoing 16 different ad campaigns.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
man I love a good struggle between two quality defenses

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

TSBX posted:

My favorite thing about the Jacksonville helmets is that they imitate Bort's hairline.

Did you see what his beard looks like? Dude is the Wolfman.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!


Both of these are just outstanding

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

sorry I'm late guys i was playing Shadow of Mordor

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Petite Dinklage posted:

sorry I'm late guys i was playing Shadow of Mordor

I am not sure if this game is better or worse

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes

TubeStank posted:

in a perfect representation for what this game is / will be i just knocked an entire plate of mushroom ravioli that i just made from scratch onto my lap

spaghetti dick

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
No redskins uniform for Dion?

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Petite Dinklage posted:

sorry I'm late guys i was playing Shadow of Mordor

more like shadow or boredor


Big Bob Pataki posted:

spaghetti dick

can't even lick it off my own lap this is bullshit

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


blake bortles looks older than carson palmer

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
let me Lady and the Tramp your wiener

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

TubeStank posted:

more like shadow or boredor


can't even lick it off my own lap this is bullshit

You gotta stretch beforehand.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
What is the record for total punts in a game?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

TubeStank posted:

can't even lick it off my own lap this is bullshit

Try to get a boner really quick and see if you can flick one into your mouth

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

I can't believe that the Cowboys are going to let Romo come right off of a broken collarbone when the team is 2-7.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Remember when the Seahawks fans hated Walters? He's been reliable as gently caress for us.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Big Bob Pataki posted:

let me Lady and the Tramp your wiener

i refuse to lop off my short hog so that we can make out bob


Suspect Bucket posted:

You gotta stretch beforehand.

i wasn't prepared for this!!!!!

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Beaut of a catch, beaut of a run!

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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
that was really well blocked

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