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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Soothing Vapors posted:

congrats you're the new winkie

now post a titty

Dont click this:

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ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

a cool thing is the penis of a duck

What are you implying about Andy Dalton?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Mariota is cool and good and my friend and I am happy that he exists.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

I'm almost unequivocally against Hawaiians and Samoans but I loving love it Mariota

If you badmouth Dwayne Johnson we have problems

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
hahahahahah

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
gently caress this garbage game and these garbage refs

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

I'm almost unequivocally against Hawaiians and Samoans but I loving love it Mariota

when i was in anchorage there was a story on the local news about how white/black racism is dead in alaska and the real racial battleground now is samoans vs tongans

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Mariota 😍😍😍

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Delanie Walker back from the dead much like the "walkers" on the hit AMC drama The Walking Dead

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
"hello, i am the concussion doctor. do you have a concussion?"

"asdkasjhjasflkf" *vomits*

"he's good. get back in there son"

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010



This being the first GIS result for "Jaguars fan" is entirely and perpetually appropriate

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Death to all Titans players

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

tranime scholar posted:

"hello, i am the concussion doctor. do you have a concussion?"

"asdkasjhjasflkf" *vomits*

"he's good. get back in there son"

Hard-nosed Tennessee football.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

tranime scholar posted:

"hello, i am the concussion doctor. do you have a concussion?"

"asdkasjhjasflkf" *vomits*

"he's good. get back in there son"

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Athanatos posted:

Dont click this:



ill allow it

edit: into my butthole, I mean

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Petite Dinklage posted:

If you badmouth Dwayne Johnson we have problems

He's one of "the good ones"

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Petite Dinklage posted:

If you badmouth Dwayne Johnson we have problems

He only half hates him

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Also much like Glenn Rhee, Delanie Walker is not dead

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
i hate this defense so much.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

JT Jag posted:

Death to all Titans players

apparently they just won't die

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

tranime scholar posted:

"hello, i am the concussion doctor. do you have a concussion?"

"asdkasjhjasflkf" *vomits*

"he's good. get back in there son"

I am government man, come from the government.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

we're all he same, on the outside. hm. metaphorically. no, im not sure. little bit confused. bort

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
Sometimes you get Bortled and sometimes you get aBorted.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Jaguars own.

The dude at the end of this clip should be among the nose wipe jags guy.

http://gfycat.com/ClearMisguidedClam

Piggles
Oct 10, 2006

Wilson with the Hail Mary to Tate!

Spoeank posted:

Also much like Glenn Rhee, Delanie Walker is not dead

please man spoilers!

i stopped watch the show after the second season and i'm goping to start wat

hahaha jk that show sucks

Dey Yah
Dec 18, 2010

JT Jag posted:

Death to all

just that is fine

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

a cool thing is the penis of a duck

It's like a big corkscrew, I want a duck penis to open a giant bottle of wine for me.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Piggles posted:

please man spoilers!

i stopped watch the show after the second season and i'm goping to start wat

hahaha jk that show sucks

The thread makes the show 10,000x better. It's like unintentional MST3k but instead of robots its sperglords.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Blake Bortles needs to shave his head if he wants to beat the Titans while he's playing at home

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
So I missed the reason for the mustard jerseys?

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

#BaldBlake

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

That's his penis.

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008

ChiliMac posted:

So I missed the reason for the mustard jerseys?

Just cause they're awesome

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Where's the flag there, huh

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Chromatic posted:

Jaguars own.

The dude at the end of this clip should be among the nose wipe jags guy.

http://gfycat.com/ClearMisguidedClam

hahahahahaha, never saw this before

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

CowboyKid posted:

Just cause they're awesome

UCF! That successful college team!

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

ChiliMac posted:

UCF! That successful college team!

I went there, we sucked. But Bort!

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

JT Jag posted:

Where's the flag there, huh

Yellow flags would be too matchyatchy

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Read Phillip Supernaw's name as Superman

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
there's really bad ads for go 90 all over chicago and i still have no idea what it is.

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