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Martytoof posted:Hey buddy, did you get a load of that NERD? Pardon me?
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:See, white guys have names like Jerusalem, but black guys have names like TMMadman!
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York_M_Chan posted:Let the goons have their Tar-Tar Sauce. So let the baby have his bottle! That's what I always tell myself.
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JohnnyCanuck posted:So let the baby have his bottle! That's what I always tell myself. JohnnyCanuck had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence.
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Nov 19, 2015 20:49
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Why that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? No more apples in the vending machine, please.
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Nov 19, 2015 20:51
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TMMadman posted:JohnnyCanuck had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence. and someone made an awful mess down there.
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Nov 19, 2015 22:07
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Martytoof posted:Hey buddy, did you get a load of that NERD? 
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Nov 19, 2015 22:36
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So this is what it feels like when doves cry.
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Nov 19, 2015 22:46
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Root Bear posted:No more apples in the vending machine, please. 
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Nov 20, 2015 01:21
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Skeesix posted:So they'll grow back, right? Look, Marge, Skeesix lost his baby legs!
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Nov 20, 2015 01:31
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Mister Kingdom posted:Look, Marge, Skeesix lost his baby legs! Baby on board, something something Burt Ward....
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Nov 20, 2015 05:50
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Everything Counts posted:Baby on board, something something Burt Ward.... This thread practically quotes itself.
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Everything Counts posted:Baby on board, something something Burt Ward.... And why doesn't Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? 
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FishMist posted:This is indeed a disturbing quote thread But instead, it's been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
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CatchrNdRy posted:But instead, it's been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy. I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
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FishMist posted:This is indeed a disturbing quote thread Ok, but this is where you register as a sex offender.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Ok, but this is where you register as a sex offender. I came here to get this revoked! 
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DizzyBum posted:I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." First you think of an idea that has already been done, then you give it a title no one could possibly like...
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Root Bear posted:I came here to get this revoked!  Wash off, drat you! I'm sane now! 
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FishMist posted:This is indeed a disturbing quote thread Just relax and let the hooks do their work.  DizzyBum posted:I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." It's just like Speed 2, only with a bus instead of a boat.  Boardroom Jimmy posted:Ok, but this is where you register as a sex offender. Oh, jeez, there's always a line. 
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, jeez, there's always a line. Can't someone else do it
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DarklyDreaming posted:Can't someone else do it Eh, I didn't feel like it.
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IMJack posted:Eh, I didn't feel like it. New Orleans really isn't much of a party town, IMJack....
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IMJack posted:Eh, I didn't feel like it. Springfield will have its first annual "Do What You Feel" Festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up! It'll be a welcome change from our annual, "Do As We Say" Festival started by German settlers in 1946.
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Jerusalem posted:New Orleans really isn't much of a party town, IMJack.... Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy. Sweet Lady Gumbo. Old... Swampy.
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Do over Ham posted:Springfield will have its first annual "Do What You Feel" Festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up! It'll be a welcome change from our annual, "Do As We Say" Festival started by German settlers in 1946. Top o' the mornin' to ye! on this gray drizzly afternoon. IM O'Jack live from TVIV where today everyone is a little bit Irish, except of course for the gays and the Italians.
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TMMadman posted:Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy. Sweet Lady Gumbo. Old... Swampy. Long before the Superdome Where the Saints of football play Lived a city that the damned called home Hear their hellish rondelet New Orleans Home of pirates, drunks and whores New Orleans Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores If you want to go to hell You should take a trip To the Sodom and Gomorrah Of the Mississip New Orleans Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile New Orleans Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Long before the Superdome That's a half-truth!
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Senior Woodchuck posted:That's a half-truth! No offense, Senior Woodchuck, but your half-assed under-quoting was a lot more fun than your half-assed over-quoting.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Long before the Superdome ♫ A singing goon, it's worse than I feared. For hostage purposes, you're just too weird. Bye!♫
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TMMadman posted:♫ A singing goon, it's worse than I feared. For hostage purposes, you're just too weird. Bye!♫ Who knew that Lee Marvin could do such marvellous splits?
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♫We should ban you away where you can't kill us or maim us, but this is SA and you're rich and faaaaamous♫
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DarklyDreaming posted:♫We should ban you away where you can't kill us or maim us, but this is SA and you're rich and faaaaamous♫ Look! They're making a movie! Robert Downey Jr. is shooting it out with the police. I don't see any cameras. 
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Do over Ham posted:It's just like Speed 2, only with a bus instead of a boat. There's always an inlet,  or a canal,  or a fjord! 
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Do over Ham posted:Look! They're making a movie! Robert Downey Jr. is shooting it out with the police. I don't see any cameras. Hey...the bartender even looks like John Travolta.
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Nov 21, 2015 23:03
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TMMadman posted:Hey...the bartender even looks like John Travolta. 
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TMMadman posted:Hey...the bartender even looks like John Travolta. Yeah..."looks like". 
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Do over Ham posted:Look! They're making a movie! Robert Downey Jr. is shooting it out with the police. I don't see any cameras. I should ban you away, where you can't shoot or maim us.. But this is SA, and you're rich and faaaaaaaamous!
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