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Blurred posted:Currently doing the rounds on my facebook feed: stilted writing style - check awkward timing - check complete stranger intervenes on her behalf - check small child says things way too complex for a small child - check immediately embarrassed - check hero who stepped in says it was nothing - check and now we're marrried - and that person was Albert Einstein - You're 6 for 8, yep that's S that DH!
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oldpainless posted:What do you mean by "you people?" I'm goonist, can't stand them. It's a very self deprecating hate. Tetracube posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/2k7aAAm
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Nov 20, 2015 17:59
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bringmyfishback posted:I wish this derail didn't loving happen.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:24
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I got a couple of STDH stories in the wild today, courtesy of my batshit insane mother in law!  First of all, she apparently has a priest friend, despite being totally non-religious. But not just any priest, a PSYCHIC priest! Wowee! Apparently the Holy Trinity speaks through him and reveals the future. Not only did he tell her she has a ghost in her house name Jerry, but he also called her out of the blue in the middle of the night to tell her that she was put on this Earth for a purpose! Sometime in the future, someone in the real estate field (she is a mortgage broker) will come to her and confess that he is thinking of committing suicide, at which point God himself will begin to speak through her, and she will be able to convince this poor sap that life is worth living! How very special. Also, she has another "friend" who is a self-proclaimed "weed doctor"/medicine man. Did you all know that weed is literally a panacea that can cure everything, including brain cancer? Apparently this guy was approached by some people who literally begged him to save their child, who was dying of brain cancer. Chemotherapy didn't cut it, so logically, these people went to some sketchy loser and begged him to inject their daughter IN THE BRAIN with weed oil. And after two months of injecting this weed oil directly into the brain tumour, the tumour shrivelled up and turned black and "died" (lol), and now the child is magically cured! Because that is a thing that can definitely happen. Apparently there are no ethical or medical issues with injecting drug-medicine, made by some whackjob in his basement, into a child's brain. How would he even inject it right into the brain tumour in a non-clinical setting? How would he be able to get through the skull?? Obviously it doesn't matter because it never happened. But for gently caress's sake. She totally believes this happened too, because he also apparently made her some weed-infused soap that cures her back pain. What the gently caress is the placebo effect anyways? And definitely diminished back pain is totally generalizable to curing brain cancer!  I'm starting to worry that she is either trolling the schizophrenic ward for her friends, or that she is schizophrenic herself. WTF mother in law, stop unleashing your crazy on me!
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Nov 20, 2015 18:42
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Whenever I see someone touting the MJ cures cancer thing I tell em they better let Bob Marley know.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:49
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MattO posted:Whenever I see someone touting the MJ cures cancer thing I tell em they better let Bob Marley know. Ahaha that is amazing. I am a giant stoner, so it's not like I'm a weed hater--but I am also doing my master's right now in health research and clinical epidemiology, so it's just ridiculous to me. I have to bite my tongue so hard whenever she goes on and on, so as not to cause family drama. I very tongue-in-cheekly told her she should have her buddy publish his results in JAMA if he is literally curing brain cancer, but it went over her head.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:53
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I have a friend who is that kind of "weed doctor" and its kinda insufferable. Actually he's not really a friend anymore. That said, while MJ isn't curing cancer any time soon, there absolutely are parents who are turning to it as a miracle cure to help their ailing children: http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/07/health/charlotte-child-medical-marijuana/ Schedule-I has really hosed up scientific research on the benefits of MJ and other drugs, so medicine doesn't even fully know of all the things it could be used for. Same with MDMA which has been used at times in clinical psychology and several studies have shown massive benefits.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:59
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Zaphod42 posted:I have a friend who is that kind of "weed doctor" and its kinda insufferable. Actually he's not really a friend anymore. For sure; if she had said "epilepsy/seizures" instead of brain cancer, and "given orally" instead of "injected into brain tumour", I would have totally been on board. Hell, I'm even considering getting a medical marijuana card for myself cause it helps with my anxiety and depression. But that bullshit story told to me exactly one second after the ghost-preist retardedness made me roll my eyes just a little.
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Nov 20, 2015 19:06
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Thanks for the custom title. It's not even remotely close to what I said, but I'm glad an idiot spent 10 bucks on it. Sadly the dad wasn't a whovian
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Nov 21, 2015 01:25
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Squirmish.
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Nov 21, 2015 01:35
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Zaphod42 posted:Schedule-I has really hosed up scientific research on the benefits of MJ and other drugs, so medicine doesn't even fully know of all the things it could be used for. Same with MDMA which has been used at times in clinical psychology and several studies have shown massive benefits. Hasn't MDMA been prescribed in the past for dysphagia? I feel like I read an article a while back about the numerous health benefits of MDMA, but they're negated by regulating agencies because of that whole 'ecstacy' thing.
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Nov 21, 2015 02:11
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Nov 21, 2015 05:34
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Aren't those facebook messages?
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Nov 21, 2015 05:40
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Non Serviam posted:Aren't those facebook messages? It says "iMessage" right there dude.
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Nov 21, 2015 05:56
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What is HIPAA?
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Nov 21, 2015 06:04
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Eponine posted:What is HIPAA? It technically wouldn't violate HIPAA because no name or identifying information is attached. Still, best not to tell tales out of school just to CYA.
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Nov 21, 2015 06:25
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oldpainless posted:What do you mean by "you people?" What do you mean by "you people"?! Non Serviam posted:Thanks for the custom title. It's not even remotely close to what I said, but I'm glad an idiot spent 10 bucks on it. Keep rolling with them punches slick 
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Nov 21, 2015 13:30
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Carefully spending time considering differential diagnosis? Haha, stupid doctors.
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Nov 21, 2015 19:48
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I've known enough doctors to tell you that if there's a story where a doctor displays a sliver of humility to a non-doctor, it's STDH.txt
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Nov 21, 2015 22:16
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 of all the poo poo that didn't happen, etc
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Nov 22, 2015 00:12
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So she leaves her rent money in the atm? Lol what a stupid bitch
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Nov 22, 2015 00:14
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RIP old-rear end Edith died a stupid bitch
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Nov 22, 2015 00:15
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oldpainless posted:So she leaves her rent money in the atm? Lol what a stupid bitch The woman is 92 years old and doesn't exist, cut her a little slack.
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Nov 22, 2015 00:17
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If there is one thing little old ladies love doing, it's writing checks.
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Nov 22, 2015 00:22
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Bertrand Hustle posted:The woman is 92 years old and doesn't exist, cut her a little slack. Now don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against people that don't exist. Hell, most of my friends don't exist! But if there's one thing I absolutely can't stand about the non-existent subculture is that virtually no-one starts dating without not first trading inane, non-existent witticisms over the heads of non-existent antagonists who afterwards invariably don't storm out of the room, literally not shaking. Because they don't exist. I loving hate the non-existent subculture and would wish that it went away forever, if it wasn't already. Thanks Obama.
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Nov 22, 2015 01:12
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oldpainless posted:So she leaves her rent money in the atm? Lol what a stupid bitch Yeah but Bobby Puryear found $500 bucks and didn't buy an Xbox or something so he's basically a stupid bitch of at least equal proportions.
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Nov 22, 2015 06:44
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92 year old lady who leaves $500 in the till at a drive through ATM? Yeah right as if if she would have survived the drive over
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Nov 22, 2015 11:03
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Is there anything in the US that's not a drive through?System Metternich posted:Now don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against people that don't exist. Hell, most of my friends don't exist! But if there's one thing I absolutely can't stand about the non-existent subculture is that virtually no-one starts dating without not first trading inane, non-existent witticisms over the heads of non-existent antagonists who afterwards invariably don't storm out of the room, literally not shaking. Because they don't exist. I loving hate the non-existent subculture and would wish that it went away forever, if it wasn't already. Thanks Obama. Nice.
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Nov 22, 2015 11:19
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Non Serviam posted:Thanks for the custom title. It's not even remotely close to what I said, but I'm glad an idiot spent 10 bucks on it. A real man wears pad to show his solidarity with daughter & wife. Stick it in butt, on the dick and balls, catch the errant poo poo or pee molecule.
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Nov 22, 2015 12:31
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Can't gate embedded images to work on mobile for some reason Who texts this weird poo poo with their landlord? Marius Pontmercy has a new favorite as of 17:48 on Nov 22, 2015 |
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Nov 22, 2015 17:44
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Eponine posted:
Fixed it to be the direct link. Just needed to add a '.png' at the end. 
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Nov 22, 2015 17:48
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Fathis Munk posted:Is there anything in the US that's not a drive through? Funeral homes. Oh, wait...
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Nov 22, 2015 19:02
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I don't think there are drive through gun ranges. Yet.
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Nov 23, 2015 07:56
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Boris Galerkin posted:I don't think there are drive through gun ranges. Yet. Legal ones anyway.
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Nov 23, 2015 08:29
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I sense a business opportunity, drive thru drive by ranges, BRB.
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Nov 23, 2015 09:09
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Coming soon to a feed near you... 
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Nov 23, 2015 09:22
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What happened next was mental! Yes because writing it like it's click bait only lends more credence to your story.
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Nov 23, 2015 10:29
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I see why someone would want to invent a heartwarming story to be proud of being a Geordie.
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Nov 23, 2015 10:31
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Does anyone that is above the age of 5 actually stamp their feet when they're angry? I also like the mental image of the women going around the train/tram/whatever the metro is making sure to hug everybody while everyone is giving themselves a round of applause.
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Straight from my facebook feed, not really a STDH per se, but somehow fitting.
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