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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

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chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010


Porn star April O'Neil cosplaying as April O'Neil

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFP1kWMm0UY

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


ThaGhettoJew posted:

Is pizza a sandwich?

Food on bread. That's a sandwich.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I hear it's American Thanksgiving.

Behotti
Apr 30, 2008
Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

I hear it's American Thanksgiving.



Too soon bro, too soon.

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.




I was just listening to this podcast earlier and had a sensible chuckle at how immediate and visceral their reaction was. God bless you, Dave Lang.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Behotti posted:

Too soon bro, too soon.

But there's video dinners on my snapchats and facebooks from strangers, are they just weird?

Elim Garak
Aug 5, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

But there's video dinners on my snapchats and facebooks from strangers, are they just weird?

People who have multiple dinners to attend celebrating early with one group before the main event? People preparing some foods early so they're not rushed on the actual day? Either way it's this coming Thursday.

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time
Thanks giving was last year though.

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


i wonder how turkey farmers stay in business when americans only eat it one day a year

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Indecisive posted:

i wonder how turkey farmers stay in business when americans only eat it one day a year

You monster

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.

Indecisive posted:

i wonder how turkey farmers stay in business when americans only eat it one day a year

I also wonder about this and how those party supply store stay open with just one birthday a year

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Indecisive posted:

i wonder how turkey farmers stay in business when americans only eat it one day a year

It's like those Halloween stores that crop up around September. The turkey farmers find farms that aren't being utilized, raise a single stock of Thanksgiving Brand® turkeys, then fold up until next year

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Indecisive posted:

i wonder how turkey farmers stay in business when americans only eat it one day a year



?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
thank mr turketal

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

EAT FRESH

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Judge Schnoopy posted:

It's like those Halloween stores that crop up around September. The turkey farmers find farms that aren't being utilized, raise a single stock of Thanksgiving Brand® turkeys, then fold up until next year

They also travel with the Renaissance Festival troupes in the summer months to provide the rubbery half-cooked turkey legs to all the Milords and Miladies. HUZZAH!

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Karma Monkey posted:

They also travel with the Renaissance Festival troupes in the summer months to provide the rubbery half-cooked turkey legs to all the Milords and Miladies. HUZZAH!

Every time I see these they look and smell like ham.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

I.. I think the internet can now shut down. There is no more need for it.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

13Pandora13 posted:

Every time I see these they look and smell like ham.

Well, I'm sure the look/smell is a lot worse when they wrestle those corsets off.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Too fresh, Jared. Too fresh.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

PCOS Bill posted:

Too fresh, Jared. Too fresh.

there needs to be some [freshness intensifies] meme for Jared.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

This was dumb. I laughed anyway. Thanks for reading.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Oh great, now that we can't use dead fetuses for medical research, they're getting turned into ice cubes instead. THANKS OBAMA

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

porkswordonboard
Aug 27, 2007
You should get that looked at



(can anyone see this? My computer is a loving mess so I can't tell)

porkswordonboard has a new favorite as of 01:56 on Nov 22, 2015

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

porkswordonboard posted:



(can anyone see this? My computer is a loving mess so I can't tell)

Added a dot jaypeg, maybe that'll help?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Oh hey it's that frog minus the homegroan

porkswordonboard
Aug 27, 2007
You should get that looked at

syscall girl posted:

Oh hey it's that frog minus the homegroan

thanks buddy

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

I like the change of pace here, but I hope it doesn't spell the beath of the original

Kerosene19
May 7, 2007




My BF4 emblem :downsgun:

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porkswordonboard
Aug 27, 2007
You should get that looked at

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