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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

So there's this pizza place in Brazil that's really making me question "no pizza rules"



http://imgur.com/a/mXEJ0

Some of them look really interesting and even delicious, but others are just ridiculous.



He's keepin' it mottsareala, that's for sure.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
There is a loving eight inch high cake in the center of that pizza. The box lid he is holding is like two inches tall. This is stupid.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Those are some fun photoshops.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Picnic Princess posted:

Those are some fun photoshops.



Pretty impressive photoshop

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Would.

I can only assume that's a graham cracker Eiffel Tower.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Plinkey posted:

Would.

I can only assume that's a graham cracker Eiffel Tower.

I would go full ISIS on a graham cracker Eiffel Tower.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


PCOS Bill posted:

I would go full ISIS on a graham cracker Eiffel Tower.

:drat:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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PCOS Bill posted:

I would go full ISIS on a graham cracker Eiffel Tower.

Now THIS is what Something Awful is all about!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


PCOS Bill posted:

I would go full ISIS on a graham cracker Eiffel Tower.

amazing

I will have you guys know that in lieu of cake, I was brought roasted potatoes and corn. I am very hungover. :toot:

ps: http://i.imgur.com/Wvf23RT.gifv

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

PCOS Bill posted:

I would go full ISIS on a graham cracker Eiffel Tower.

http://www.redflagnews.com/headlines/isis-celebrates-9-11-with-cake

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

amazing

I will have you guys know that in lieu of cake, I was brought roasted potatoes and corn. I am very hungover. :toot:

ps: http://i.imgur.com/Wvf23RT.gifv

Toddlers have really bad table manners

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮


no pizza rules?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I feel like this is from live action version of Bob's Burgers, except about pizza

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

The Glumslinger posted:

I feel like this is from live action version of Bob's Burgers, except about pizza

I would watch a show that was nothing but Kristen Schaal trying lifehacks and failing them miserably.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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These things are apparently popular













Watch this video:

https://www.facebook.com/BurgerAyamGorengNJoy/videos/vb.484083334949546/1067766079914599/?type=2&theater

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Elegant lensflare

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, "MOM"

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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oh i missed

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

I'm the conspicuous lack of evidence that people actually eat these constructions. Are these just meant to be meat topiaries?!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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If they made a rainbow or a decent color combination, those might not be so horrifying.

But they're straight-up ugly instead.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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RedTonic posted:

I'm the conspicuous lack of evidence that people actually eat these constructions. Are these just meant to be meat topiaries?!

the facebook page has people asking to order some of these including the wedding burger tower and the father's day one adorned with the mayo/ketchup/spinach gel (?) swirlies

e: i should probably point out that they apparently bake their own buns (which may be likely delicious if rainbow-pooping-inducing??) and they usually use deep fried chicken as the protein, although as can be seen in the green burgers with the clown topping, they have some thin fried omelette wrapping up something which i suspect may be nasi goreng (fried rice) with lots of ketchup and mustard

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Brawnfire posted:

Elegant lensflare

RedTonic posted:

meat topiaries?!

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012










Sooooo many hotdogs

I wish cookingforbae wasn't such easy content because I feel like we're going to exhaust it all immediately if we all use it.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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RareAcumen posted:






I wish cookingforbae wasn't such easy content because I feel like we're going to exhaust it all immediately if we all use it.

WHAT THE gently caress

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Brawnfire posted:

WHAT THE gently caress

Two things of spam with... uncooked chicken and hot cheetos?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I mean! Uncooked chicken is all I can see so that must be what it is... But... Ah! Ahhh!

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



That's definitely supposed to be ham. Extremely fatty ham, but still ham.

The giant fat glob does look suspiciously like uncooked chicken though.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
It's pineapple

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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VendaGoat posted:

It's pineapple

I see the sailboat!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Brawnfire posted:

WHAT THE gently caress

TWELVE

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Brawnfire posted:

I mean! Uncooked chicken is all I can see so that must be what it is... But... Ah! Ahhh!

People make bad food for that hash tag specifically for it to look bad Mr ironic hyperbolicism

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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This thread is the worst place to be when your #1 hangover symptom is nausea :barf:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Aesop Poprock posted:

People make bad food for that hash tag specifically for it to look bad Mr ironic hyperbolicism

But do they still eat it? If so, raw chicken would be horrible.

It seems against the spirit to assemble a truly inedible food. Disqualified.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Aesop Poprock posted:

People make bad food for that hash tag specifically for it to look bad Mr ironic hyperbolicism

I don't even know if that one's cookingforbae or not. I just got that one by googling different wordings of 'bad looking food'




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FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

RareAcumen posted:







Sooooo many hotdogs

I wish cookingforbae wasn't such easy content because I feel like we're going to exhaust it all immediately if we all use it.

Everything here except the rotisserie rat? armadillo? is standard "Sure I live off campus now, but having 10 dollars a week as a food budget after rent is worth it". So long as those hot dogs are from like a 50 pack of bar-s or similar gout inducing low end sausages.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

For some reason I stopped and stared at that picture a long time trying to work out what secret message it was trying to convey in the ominous red letters.

That's what I came up with too.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

the facebook page has people asking to order some of these including the wedding burger tower and the father's day one adorned with the mayo/ketchup/spinach gel (?) swirlies

e: i should probably point out that they apparently bake their own buns (which may be likely delicious if rainbow-pooping-inducing??) and they usually use deep fried chicken as the protein, although as can be seen in the green burgers with the clown topping, they have some thin fried omelette wrapping up something which i suspect may be nasi goreng (fried rice) with lots of ketchup and mustard

Would

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

What's for dinner?

The Tortures of the Damned!

iroc.dis
Mar 15, 2013

A coworker brought those in a couple weeks ago. They are trash. I tried a single piece and it made me nauseous.

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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

iroc.dis posted:

A coworker brought those in a couple weeks ago. They are trash. I tried a single piece and it made me nauseous.

have you ever had regular pork rinds?

I would like to see what the microwaveable ones look like before popping. Like, the pieces themselves. little pork boogers?

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