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swamp waste: Nov 4, 2009; There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I thought it'd be funny. Ah well.

Haha and you were right

# ? Nov 22, 2015 01:05

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# ? May 29, 2024 00:43

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

copy of a posted:

Space Whale and I were in a relationship for 5 years. We lived together since August of last year and he left for a computer job in Austin back in July. He didn't tell me he was leaving until about a week before he actually left, but apparently he knew for months before. He had already set his OkCupid account to reflect that he was living in Austin and quote "received a lot more attention". He'd also been browsing the Denver threat earlier in the year because he suspected he was moving there and had asked how the singles scene was there because he was "trying to fill a gap" since he didn't have any family. Presumably this means that he was looking to start a family with someone there. I guess he forgot that I could search his post history on SA.

I don't care if this gets me banned, I hate this website anyway. gently caress Space Whale, he ruined his loving brand new Mustang by driving into rising flood waters. He just bought a brand new Cadillac and I hope he wrecks and ruins that one too. Space Whale is an egotistic, arrogant sociopath who has also talked to many goonettes, flirted with them, talked passive aggressive poo poo about me, his sick girlfriend, and generally made them feel uncomfortable.

He alienated every single one of my friends and everyone in (at least one of) the goon groups on Facebook hates him specifically because of the things he said about me and the way he lied.

He'll probably tell you that I cheated on him after his mom died, which is all well and fine with me, but truth is that I'd been out of love with him for a long time because of the way that he treated me. Everyone else could see it. He just could never admit that he was wrong, he always made me feel like everything was my fault, he told me to "stop acting like a teenager" yet treated me like a child constantly. When I would get depressed, he would make fun of me for crying or make it even worse saying that I brought it upon myself.

My psychiatrist that I had been seeing for years actually dropped me from her care because I brought him with me to a few appointments and she hated the way that he spoke about me.

He'll probably also come into this thread and try to talk poo poo about me but if you ask almost any goon/ette that's in the one Facebook group hamburgers of poo poo or whatever the hell it is, they'll tell you.

A week after he left, he called me crying and boohooing saying how much he missed me and how much he wanted me back and regretted leaving. He constantly talked about wanting to marry me and have children with me. He attempted to pressure me into moving to Texas with him even though I told him I did not want to leave my family and friends behind. I was trapped when we lived together because he would get angry at me if I went out with friends and stayed out late. He gaslighted me and lead me to believe I might have drug and alcohol problems because I would drink when I went out. He said that I would binge drink. He told me that I needed to act my age, even though I was in my 20s, saying that he "didn't get to enjoy his 20s either".

Someone also needs to tell him to stop using the pictures I took of him on his OkCupid profile. Which is Phinix1618.

He would never have sex with me and is into rear end play, and many of my friends, especially the gay ones, suspect that he's also gay.

He thinks that the terrorist attacks in Paris were deserved because of the way they let immigrants into the country.

He also had no issue saying the same thing about blacks that were murdered by police officers.

I've stooped to his level and I have no shame about it.

Ban me.

Have a great day.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

# ? Nov 22, 2015 03:49

hazardousmouse: Dec 17, 2010

That's more hilarious and ugly than awkward and ugly.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:06

Palisader: Mar 14, 2012; DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

The Saddest Rhino posted:

This was good. Thank you.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:15

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Minarch posted:

Do you think her chairs have a little divot in them, to accommodate her mini butt?

Counterpoint: she doesn't have a mini butt at all, she has a huge vagina.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 05:48

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Just hover-handing my my pony girlfriend

Say what you will, that pony is taking one for the team.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 06:25

Smelly Bohemian: Aug 20, 2015; by Lowtax

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Real human suffering. Is it awkward, ugly, or gross?

# ? Nov 22, 2015 07:02

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

https://youtu.be/J0Wa1H8Hfrg

Make it through the whole thing and you get 10 hihohe bux.

https://youtu.be/IFlOMLmCEA4

# ? Nov 22, 2015 07:52

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 13:55 on Nov 22, 2015

# ? Nov 22, 2015 13:53

Kontour: May 21, 2008; Miracle Blade Baby!

Nekodoshi posted:

Um.... goonette here swooping in to say that I don't think you look bad at all. The hat is rather charming.

Please don't encourage this kind of poo poo. Hats have a very specific social context in which they are appropriate, this isn't one of them.

I have to wear a big fuckoff felt hat at work for reasons, but that poo poo gets put away the minute work is over, because I understand that I look like an complete douchebag wearing it.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 15:21

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Real men choose their own style

# ? Nov 22, 2015 15:28

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Zzulu posted:

Real men choose their own style

M'Lardy.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 15:33

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

kizudarake posted:

where to begin..., but nice front butt lady. i'm sure it doesn't hurt at all when you walk, stand, sit or lie down. i hope you'll enjoy dying at 40.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 15:52

Sevalar: Jul 10, 2009; HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***

There's a gif of the fedora guy sitting at a table with some chicken nuggets[??] he's wearing a burgundy shirt and he's doing a 'oh man, look at this amazing-ness on a plate' expression with his hands. I've been looking for it for ages and am having no luck.

Googling fat guy gif as you can imagine, is a needle in a haystack job

edit: poo poo , found it. this is me irl btw

# ? Nov 22, 2015 15:53

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

simosimo posted:

There's a gif of the fedora guy sitting at a table with some chicken nuggets[??] he's wearing a burgundy shirt and he's doing a 'oh man, look at this amazing-ness on a plate' expression with his hands. I've been looking for it for ages and am having no luck.

Googling fat guy gif as you can imagine, is a needle in a haystack job

edit: poo poo , found it. this is me irl btw

# ? Nov 22, 2015 15:56

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Isn't that obese fedora tipping guy semi-famous from something he did earlier? Was he a child actor or something? I seem to recall someone posting this before and people recognizing him.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 16:16

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

kizudarake posted:

Looks like Karategums' sister, or maybe Karategums himself in drag.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 16:24

Lysdexique: Sep 12, 2010; Let me give you some advice, little buddy.

I Am Crake posted:

Isn't that obese fedora tipping guy semi-famous from something he did earlier? Was he a child actor or something? I seem to recall someone posting this before and people recognizing him.

He's the fat kid from Freaks and Geeks, that picture was actually from his imdb page, he removed it though. Should have just owned it and left it in :colbert:

# ? Nov 22, 2015 16:42

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Looks like Karategums' sister, or maybe Karategums himself in drag.

Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 16:53 on Nov 22, 2015

# ? Nov 22, 2015 16:47

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

What is it with severely obese ladies on Tumblr and the faux-50s aesthetic

# ? Nov 22, 2015 16:52

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

goose fleet posted:

What is it with severely obese ladies on Tumblr and the faux-50s aesthetic

Women were curvier back then! Marilyn Monroe was a size sixteen! Surely this has nothing to do with different undergarments back then or vanity sizing today!

# ? Nov 22, 2015 16:56

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

goose fleet posted:

What is it with severely obese ladies on Tumblr and the faux-50s aesthetic

Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 17:11 on Nov 22, 2015

# ? Nov 22, 2015 16:57

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Do they seriously think they look anywhere close to resembling Marilyn Monroe

# ? Nov 22, 2015 17:08

Potato Jones: Apr 9, 2007; Clever Betty

kizudarake posted:

Love
Creates
aSpecial
World

# ? Nov 22, 2015 17:10

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

goose fleet posted:

Do they seriously think they look anywhere close to resembling Marilyn Monroe

sure

# ? Nov 22, 2015 17:23

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

goose fleet posted:

Do they seriously think they look anywhere close to resembling Marilyn Monroe

That or Joan from Mad Men. They conveniently ignore that both actresses had/have waists.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 17:24

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; Can't post for 14 days!

kizudarake posted:

I don't get how people that get this fat seem to out of their way to do everything to make the rest of their appearance as unflattering as possible. Have they just completely given up on the idea that maybe they can dress and stand in a way that makes them look better? Or maybe that's what they believe they are doing in photos like this?

# ? Nov 22, 2015 17:36

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Panfilo posted:

that's what they believe they are doing in photos like this?

It's this one.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 17:40

13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

goose fleet posted:

What is it with severely obese ladies on Tumblr and the faux-50s aesthetic

Crow Jane posted:

Women were curvier back then! Marilyn Monroe was a size sixteen! Surely this has nothing to do with different undergarments back then or vanity sizing today!

I do think part of it is denial, but also that 50s style clothing is, in general, more forgiving of fat than more modern styles. Fitted top, loose/flared from the waist down and hemline closer to the knees accommodates big stomach and thighs better.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 17:55

spite house: Apr 28, 2009

Crow Jane posted:

Marilyn Monroe was a size sixteen!

She was probably closer to a 10-12 on average, in the sizes of the day. Evidence is in commercial sewing patterns -- Vogue, Butterick, McCall etc still use a sloper from the early 60s. I wear a 4-6 off the rack but when I sew I ~magically~ become a 14, and Marilyn made me look like Sasquatch. Jesus that trope is irritating.

spite house has a new favorite as of 21:28 on Nov 22, 2015

# ? Nov 22, 2015 20:53

Problem!: Jan 1, 2007; I am the queen of France.

Marilyn Monroe's dimensions put her solidly in a modern size 2.

I'm an average sized person and there are some stores that are so hilariously vanity sized that I can't find anything to wear because even the size small is too big. I normally wear a 4-6 in pants and the size 0 pants in one store were still loose. It's absurd.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 21:03

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

kizudarake posted:

# ? Nov 22, 2015 21:12

Nuebot: Feb 18, 2013; The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

I'm more bothered by the stupid piercings than the fat, to be honest. Who pierces their cheeks with studs like that? Why would you even do that if you had a fat face, it makes you look even fatter because the flab is trying to eat them.

# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:09

Gross Dude: Feb 5, 2007; Gross Dude

It's to give yourself dimples. I knew one person who did do it. She later stopped wearing them, but she has these permanent dimples now.

# ? Nov 23, 2015 01:15

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

gentle pete posted:

Since when is being mentally ill a good thing?

# ? Nov 23, 2015 02:11

Toast Museum: Dec 3, 2005; 30% Iron Chef

Gridlocked posted:

Since when is being mentally ill a good thing?

When was tumblr founded?

# ? Nov 23, 2015 02:35

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Gridlocked posted:

Since when is being mentally ill a good thing?

Since people thought being "damaged" made them interesting

# ? Nov 23, 2015 02:36

Crustashio: Jul 27, 2000; ruh roh

Scott Adams, MRA.

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/133406477506/global-gender-war

# ? Nov 23, 2015 02:39

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

Crustashio posted:

Scott Adams, MRA.

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/133406477506/global-gender-war

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mxitw5DjwE

# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:42

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Dear Prudence: Sep 3, 2012

Hirayuki posted:

I love that the cartoon has the fat acceptance starter kit.

# ? Nov 23, 2015 06:29

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