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Listen, Chicago PD, when your house is on fire you don't have time to spell out that you want the whole fire department, sometimes you just need some good hose. 
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I was under the impression sniper battles required such things. But while we're making poo poo up: "Queen of England farts directly into Obama's Oval Office furniture." Unplanned rectal evacuation leaves slight clenching sensation in Queen's orifice. Ogive has a new favorite as of 16:02 on Nov 22, 2015 |
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How are they telling us this story if they woke up dead.
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Modi1024 posted:How are they telling us this story if they woke up dead. They are a ghost. 
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Modi1024 posted:Thank goodness there was a medium to tell their tale  ? 
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This is a great piece of propaganda. But, does this mean a lot of ABDLs are going to join them?
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Postal Parcel posted:This is a great piece of propaganda. Seriously? It's stupidly homophobic. Not like I'd expect better from a British tabloid, but still.
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Modi1024 posted:Thank goodness there was a medium to tell their tale Looks like she needs at least an extra-large to me.
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Wanamingo posted:Seriously? It's stupidly homophobic. so are most ISIL recruits!
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I know this story is probably something like a stage hypnotist made her only eat chips but I just love the stupid picture and title.
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Suspect dressed as 'Darth Vader' arrested after attempting to rob Florida store
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Well yes but http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/arizona-news/53329369-story
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Brave those harsh nights in AZ.
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Not My Leg posted:How does that become select Connecticut and everything east of Vermont, cut, paste Connecticut onto side of Vermont? Hey, Vermecticut is a lovely state.
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Fishstick posted:
Please don't post news articles about me
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Fishstick posted:
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Wheat Loaf posted:The Daily Sport really shouldn't count because they aren't a real newspaper, but still: News parodies are fine for this thread. They have the funny. 
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AlphaKretin posted:From the Schadenfreude thread: Well yea, that's why you got punched.
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