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Roargasm posted:kumar-rear end in a top hat.sh is resume worthy Only if it adds a billable time code to your timesheet. Then your employers care.
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Posted in the wrong area...
GoatShaver fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Nov 22, 2015 |
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Larches, did the audio on your old station ever randomly go all weird and echo-y, like it was in reverb hell because the wrong mike feed was going? Because I think I found your station, and I'm going to be watching this on Monday.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 19:08 |
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Hundreds of goons all over the country are watching their local news and are convinced that they've found Larches' old station.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 19:14 |
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Hundreds of goons all over the country are watching their local news and are convinced that they've found Larches' old station. He's in Mississippi, but I forget where. Hattiesburg, maybe? Can't be arsed to look it up right now.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 19:17 |
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Daylen Drazzi posted:He's in Mississippi, but I forget where. Hattiesburg, maybe? Can't be arsed to look it up right now. I know what station it is but I'm not telling (unless larches says it's OK). Although this is the most Christian network station I've seen. Larches, someday I need an explanation of this health talk segment. Cool Dad fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Nov 23, 2015 |
# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:25 |
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Not long until Monday
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:30 |
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quote:I know what station it is but I'm not telling (unless larches says it's OK). It would probably be a bad idea, if there are still terrible goons who would harass the people mentioned in his stories or send the chief engineer a link to this thread, or do other bullshit like that.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:31 |
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Yeah never let your Goon life find your real life.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:37 |
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Daylen Drazzi posted:He's in Mississippi, but I forget where. Hattiesburg, maybe? Can't be arsed to look it up right now. I figured he was in the delta or golden triangle.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 00:54 |
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How about we stop creeping on the golden child of this thread and just enjoy the stories as they come in? The second somebody fucks this up and mentions the station larches will stop posting and the fun is over.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 01:01 |
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I can't wait until tomorrow when CE notices Larches isn't there, no work is done, his voicemail is backed up with super duper extra pissed messages because he has nobody to pawn off to, and the GM calls back for consulting or tries hiring Larches back. In that vein - Larches, did you do any kind of mail forwarding before you left? I'd love to see the emails that come in from everything that breaks, now that you're out of there.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 01:17 |
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He's got people on the inside. No need to gently caress this up and leave a mail forwarder to your Gmail account in place. Please save your voicemails though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4R8Y4XSGMk
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 01:21 |
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Ozz81 posted:I can't wait until tomorrow when CE notices Larches isn't there, no work is done, his voicemail is backed up with super duper extra pissed messages because he has nobody to pawn off to, and the GM calls back for consulting or tries hiring Larches back. Sadly, I was never allowed any access to email administration. That's strictly CE's deal. He obsessively deletes email accounts of ex employees mere minutes after their final day ends. Mine is still active. Let's see how long it stays active. I have set the ticket system to forward all tickets to a neutral email address. CE has no idea how Spiceworks functions, so I'll be getting tickets FOREVER PROBABLY. Regardless, the admin account is generic as poo poo, and he'll never change those credentials without having to set up Spiceworks over again from scratch, so I can always log in to check things out. However, this is all contingent on CE keeping Spiceworks running, and he was never a fan of it. He'll probably pull the plug the minute he realizes I'm well and truly gone.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 02:29 |
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larchesdanrew posted:However, this is all contingent on CE keeping Spiceworks running, and he was never a fan of it. He'll probably pull the plug the minute he realizes I'm well and truly gone. Of course, he didn't like it. It was a tangible record of things he needed to do.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 02:42 |
We need an emoticon resembling this for when people escape a terrible job and are preparing to watch the place burn without them: Until last weekend I hadn't caught up on this thread since April but events reminded me of it so I've been binging the saga of larchesandrew Netflix-style all week. Last Saturday morning: My dad calls, asking if I'll come over and look at his laptop, which isn't connecting to his wifi for whatever reason. He is generally a decent person to fix stuff for and ordinarily I would, but my car is down for repairs so I couldn't do it. He then offered to come get me, put me up for the night (as it's far enough to not want to drive twice in a day), and take me back home afterwards. Having no other plans, free food and hanging out with him watching football sounded like a pretty good offer, so I did it. Who wants to guess what the issue was that he drove 120 miles to get fixed? wifi switch The lamp in his screen has also long since died so he either uses the laptop plugged into a VGA monitor, (via a cable his dog jumped on hard enough to partially unseat the solder, so it's all tinted green) or he just does this: The screen works and is readable, but drat.
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Javid posted:We need an emoticon resembling this for when people escape a terrible job and are preparing to watch the place burn without them: Looooooool that is amazing. Apropos of nothing, your grandpa kinda looks like Byran Cranston in his Breaking Bad days, only a bit skinnier.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:06 |
I tried to get him to get the hat for Halloween last year but he's never even heard of the show and didn't get what the big deal was. Giant waste. :|
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:13 |
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If you want to pay for shipping, I'll send your dad a replacement laptop in my closet cause drat, man.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:46 |
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Javid posted:The lamp in his screen has also long since died so he either uses the laptop plugged into a VGA monitor, (via a cable his dog jumped on hard enough to partially unseat the solder, so it's all tinted green) or he just does this: Your dad sounds pretty cool, drat man hook him up with a new laptop or something.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 05:01 |
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Your dad is awesome.
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chocolateTHUNDER posted:Your dad sounds pretty cool, drat man hook him up with a new laptop or something.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 07:47 |
I looked up parts for the thing. There's like a billion variants of that model (it's an hp g31 I think) and I don't know which exact screen I'd need, or if the lamp itself is available. The screens seem to generally run about $75 but when I showed him that he insists he's fine with the current setup Apparently the screens frying in this exact manner is a common issue with this model.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 08:02 |
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Javid posted:Apparently the screens frying in this exact manner is a common issue with this model. The good thing about HP/Compaq or Dell laptops: the service manuals are available, accurate and useful. You can in fact work on these boxes!* The bad thing: you will need to. I was so, so glad that when HP bought Compaq they just adopted Compaq's entire PC line and threw theirs out the window. Got my finger near-ringbarked by loving HP Kayaks way too often (any times at all). Compaq OTOH showed the clear influence of DEC hardware engineers - opening a PC and seeing a "no screwdrivers needed" logo never got old. * the only such boxes I found impossible to work on were the Dell netbooks (Mini 9, Mini 10 series). Those things were goddamn insane miracles of miniaturisation with lovely componentry. I realise the literal point of netbooks was to assemble the cheapest possible thing you could still call a "PC", but drat.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 11:40 |
Opening my Excel file fails. It's 400 megabits, is that large?
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 13:15 |
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Larches, have you had any further opportunities to remind the GM and others about your idea to split engineering and IT? Edit: Ticket came in: "Ohhellohgod is our email system stable? (Partner) claims they didn't get (specific email) two weeks ago. " [Investigates a bit] Ticket closed: user saved to drafts two weeks ago and re-sent it this morning properly without telling his superiors what happened, letting them implicitly believe it was an email infrastructure issue. " Potato Salad fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Nov 23, 2015 |
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Potato Salad posted:Larches, have you had any further opportunities to remind the GM and others about your idea to split engineering and IT? That's not really going to an issue anymore. Well, not for Larches at least.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 13:54 |
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larchesdanrew posted:I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee It's monday
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 15:11 |
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flosofl posted:That's not really going to an issue anymore. Well, not for Larches at least. He, in fact, brought it up to the GM and when the GM said no he gave his two weeks notice.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 15:41 |
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Javid posted:I looked up parts for the thing. There's like a billion variants of that model (it's an hp g31 I think) and I don't know which exact screen I'd need, or if the lamp itself is available. The screens seem to generally run about $75 but when I showed him that he insists he's fine with the current setup TBQH, if you are going to go down the screen replacement road, you have to take off the shell and get the model off the screen itself. I've seen WAY too many instances of two of the exact same model laptop having different screens.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 17:24 |
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I hope you replied back that your last day was Friday.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 17:26 |
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 17:26 |
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Oh god, it begins.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 17:28 |
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f5ing like gently caress over here
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 17:28 |
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Hahahaha
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 17:28 |
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Is your email still active?
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 17:28 |
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This has made my Monday! How delusional is this guy?
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 17:29 |
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Honestly, I somehow believed he wouldn't be this dense. I don't know why, I should totally know better at this point.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 17:30 |
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Sitting at my helpdesk sharing the saga, we're all here.
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