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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Roargasm posted:

kumar-rear end in a top hat.sh is resume worthy

Only if it adds a billable time code to your timesheet. Then your employers care.

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GoatShaver
Nov 12, 2010
Posted in the wrong area...

GoatShaver fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Nov 22, 2015

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Larches, did the audio on your old station ever randomly go all weird and echo-y, like it was in reverb hell because the wrong mike feed was going? Because I think I found your station, and I'm going to be watching this on Monday.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Hundreds of goons all over the country are watching their local news and are convinced that they've found Larches' old station.

Daylen Drazzi
Mar 10, 2007

Why do I root for Notre Dame? Because I like pain, and disappointment, and anguish. Notre Dame Football has destroyed more dreams than the Irish Potato Famine, and that is the kind of suffering I can get behind.

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Hundreds of goons all over the country are watching their local news and are convinced that they've found Larches' old station.

He's in Mississippi, but I forget where. Hattiesburg, maybe? Can't be arsed to look it up right now.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Daylen Drazzi posted:

He's in Mississippi, but I forget where. Hattiesburg, maybe? Can't be arsed to look it up right now.

I know what station it is but I'm not telling (unless larches says it's OK). :smug:

Although this is the most Christian network station I've seen. Larches, someday I need an explanation of this health talk segment.

Cool Dad fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Nov 23, 2015

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Not long until Monday :jackbud:

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

quote:

I know what station it is but I'm not telling (unless larches says it's OK).

It would probably be a bad idea, if there are still terrible goons who would harass the people mentioned in his stories or send the chief engineer a link to this thread, or do other bullshit like that.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Yeah never let your Goon life find your real life.

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
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Daylen Drazzi posted:

He's in Mississippi, but I forget where. Hattiesburg, maybe? Can't be arsed to look it up right now.

I figured he was in the delta or golden triangle.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
How about we stop creeping on the golden child of this thread and just enjoy the stories as they come in? The second somebody fucks this up and mentions the station larches will stop posting and the fun is over.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
I can't wait until tomorrow when CE notices Larches isn't there, no work is done, his voicemail is backed up with super duper extra pissed messages because he has nobody to pawn off to, and the GM calls back for consulting or tries hiring Larches back.

In that vein - Larches, did you do any kind of mail forwarding before you left? I'd love to see the emails that come in from everything that breaks, now that you're out of there.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


He's got people on the inside. No need to gently caress this up and leave a mail forwarder to your Gmail account in place.

Please save your voicemails though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4R8Y4XSGMk

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

Ozz81 posted:

I can't wait until tomorrow when CE notices Larches isn't there, no work is done, his voicemail is backed up with super duper extra pissed messages because he has nobody to pawn off to, and the GM calls back for consulting or tries hiring Larches back.

In that vein - Larches, did you do any kind of mail forwarding before you left? I'd love to see the emails that come in from everything that breaks, now that you're out of there.

Sadly, I was never allowed any access to email administration. That's strictly CE's deal. He obsessively deletes email accounts of ex employees mere minutes after their final day ends.

Mine is still active.

Let's see how long it stays active.

I have set the ticket system to forward all tickets to a neutral email address. CE has no idea how Spiceworks functions, so I'll be getting tickets FOREVER PROBABLY. Regardless, the admin account is generic as poo poo, and he'll never change those credentials without having to set up Spiceworks over again from scratch, so I can always log in to check things out.

However, this is all contingent on CE keeping Spiceworks running, and he was never a fan of it. He'll probably pull the plug the minute he realizes I'm well and truly gone.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



larchesdanrew posted:

However, this is all contingent on CE keeping Spiceworks running, and he was never a fan of it. He'll probably pull the plug the minute he realizes I'm well and truly gone.

Of course, he didn't like it. It was a tangible record of things he needed to do.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
We need an emoticon resembling this for when people escape a terrible job and are preparing to watch the place burn without them:



Until last weekend I hadn't caught up on this thread since April but events reminded me of it so I've been binging the saga of larchesandrew Netflix-style all week.

Last Saturday morning: My dad calls, asking if I'll come over and look at his laptop, which isn't connecting to his wifi for whatever reason. He is generally a decent person to fix stuff for and ordinarily I would, but my car is down for repairs so I couldn't do it. He then offered to come get me, put me up for the night (as it's far enough to not want to drive twice in a day), and take me back home afterwards. Having no other plans, free food and hanging out with him watching football sounded like a pretty good offer, so I did it.

Who wants to guess what the issue was that he drove 120 miles to get fixed? wifi switch

The lamp in his screen has also long since died so he either uses the laptop plugged into a VGA monitor, (via a cable his dog jumped on hard enough to partially unseat the solder, so it's all tinted green) or he just does this:



The screen works and is readable, but drat.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Javid posted:

We need an emoticon resembling this for when people escape a terrible job and are preparing to watch the place burn without them:



Until last weekend I hadn't caught up on this thread since April but events reminded me of it so I've been binging the saga of larchesandrew Netflix-style all week.

Last Saturday morning: My dad calls, asking if I'll come over and look at his laptop, which isn't connecting to his wifi for whatever reason. He is generally a decent person to fix stuff for and ordinarily I would, but my car is down for repairs so I couldn't do it. He then offered to come get me, put me up for the night (as it's far enough to not want to drive twice in a day), and take me back home afterwards. Having no other plans, free food and hanging out with him watching football sounded like a pretty good offer, so I did it.

Who wants to guess what the issue was that he drove 120 miles to get fixed? wifi switch

The lamp in his screen has also long since died so he either uses the laptop plugged into a VGA monitor, (via a cable his dog jumped on hard enough to partially unseat the solder, so it's all tinted green) or he just does this:



The screen works and is readable, but drat.

Looooooool that is amazing.

Apropos of nothing, your grandpa kinda looks like Byran Cranston in his Breaking Bad days, only a bit skinnier.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
I tried to get him to get the hat for Halloween last year but he's never even heard of the show and didn't get what the big deal was. Giant waste. :|

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

If you want to pay for shipping, I'll send your dad a replacement laptop in my closet cause drat, man.

chocolateTHUNDER
Jul 19, 2008

GIVE ME ALL YOUR FREE AGENTS

ALL OF THEM

Javid posted:

The lamp in his screen has also long since died so he either uses the laptop plugged into a VGA monitor, (via a cable his dog jumped on hard enough to partially unseat the solder, so it's all tinted green) or he just does this:



The screen works and is readable, but drat.

Your dad sounds pretty cool, drat man hook him up with a new laptop or something.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Your dad is awesome.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

chocolateTHUNDER posted:

Your dad sounds pretty cool, drat man hook him up with a new laptop or something.
Or at least get him a head lamp.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
I looked up parts for the thing. There's like a billion variants of that model (it's an hp g31 I think) and I don't know which exact screen I'd need, or if the lamp itself is available. The screens seem to generally run about $75 but when I showed him that he insists he's fine with the current setup :psyduck:

Apparently the screens frying in this exact manner is a common issue with this model.

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

Javid posted:

Apparently the screens frying in this exact manner is a common issue with this model.

The good thing about HP/Compaq or Dell laptops: the service manuals are available, accurate and useful. You can in fact work on these boxes!*

The bad thing: you will need to.

I was so, so glad that when HP bought Compaq they just adopted Compaq's entire PC line and threw theirs out the window. Got my finger near-ringbarked by loving HP Kayaks way too often (any times at all). Compaq OTOH showed the clear influence of DEC hardware engineers - opening a PC and seeing a "no screwdrivers needed" logo never got old.

* the only such boxes I found impossible to work on were the Dell netbooks (Mini 9, Mini 10 series). Those things were goddamn insane miracles of miniaturisation with lovely componentry. I realise the literal point of netbooks was to assemble the cheapest possible thing you could still call a "PC", but drat.

nielsm
Jun 1, 2009



:byodame: Opening my Excel file fails. It's 400 megabits, is that large?

:gonk:

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Larches, have you had any further opportunities to remind the GM and others about your idea to split engineering and IT?

Edit: Ticket came in: "Ohhellohgod is our email system stable? (Partner) claims they didn't get (specific email) two weeks ago. "

[Investigates a bit]

Ticket closed: user saved to drafts two weeks ago and re-sent it this morning properly without telling his superiors what happened, letting them implicitly believe it was an email infrastructure issue. "

Potato Salad fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Nov 23, 2015

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Potato Salad posted:

Larches, have you had any further opportunities to remind the GM and others about your idea to split engineering and IT?

That's not really going to an issue anymore. Well, not for Larches at least.

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

larchesdanrew posted:

I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee

It's monday :f5:

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...

flosofl posted:

That's not really going to an issue anymore. Well, not for Larches at least.

He, in fact, brought it up to the GM and when the GM said no he gave his two weeks notice.

Gothmog1065
May 14, 2009

Javid posted:

I looked up parts for the thing. There's like a billion variants of that model (it's an hp g31 I think) and I don't know which exact screen I'd need, or if the lamp itself is available. The screens seem to generally run about $75 but when I showed him that he insists he's fine with the current setup :psyduck:

Apparently the screens frying in this exact manner is a common issue with this model.

TBQH, if you are going to go down the screen replacement road, you have to take off the shell and get the model off the screen itself. I've seen WAY too many instances of two of the exact same model laptop having different screens.

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.


GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

I hope you replied back that your last day was Friday.

nielsm
Jun 1, 2009




:laffo:

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Oh god, it begins. :allears:

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
:lol: f5ing like gently caress over here

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Hahahaha

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Is your email still active?

BaseballPCHiker
Jan 16, 2006

This has made my Monday!

How delusional is this guy?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Honestly, I somehow believed he wouldn't be this dense. I don't know why, I should totally know better at this point.

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Takkaryx
Oct 17, 2007

Bunnies (very useful) Scientific Facts: Bunnies never close doors
Sitting at my helpdesk sharing the saga, we're all :f5: here.

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