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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

the outlet mall is staying open for 24 hours starting thanksgiving day*

cant wait to get my christmas shopping in on one of the few days a year my employer lets me take off instead of relaxing at home with my family












*seriously, they are :wtf:

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

the war on thanksgiving

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

'happy holidays!'

'yeah its EAT LOTS OF FOOD AND WATCH SPORTS AND ARGUE WITH FAMILY ok pal?'

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

Mr. Apollo posted:

the salesman at the Ford dealer said I was lucky. his manger wasn't in so he was able to get me an amazing 84 month financing rate on a V6 mustang.

*literally kicks car tyre*

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
why drink bottled water? I just get it for free out of the tap

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
hurry up and order that pizza if you do it before 5 it's $2 off

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
oh man you wen to the store? let me scan and upload that receipt, in a few days I'll get an email with some credit if the items were cheaper elsewhere. I already have $11.30 in store credit saved!

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
that is what isis is really fighting for, equality and workers rights

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Syncopated posted:

Amberpos supremacy!
:vince:

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
yeah man, don't you love the new flatscreen? we put the old one in the bedroom

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I can't tell the difference between Shasta and name brand soda

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Silver Alicorn posted:

I can't tell the difference between Shasta and name brand soda
thats because it is one

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
"excuse me, i drink only the finest brands of high-fructose bubblewater" -a six.5 figgy fucktard

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I use a prepaid phone

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
i DONT use a prepaid phone, that's for poors, instead, i got my friends on this friends and family plan and we all split it - except dave! he never pays up for his share only his line fee!!!!

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
Let's share an Amazon Prime account.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Sham bam bamina! posted:

"excuse me, i drink only the finest brands of high-fructose bubblewater" -a six.5 figgy fucktard
lol if u get ur sugarwater from some third world country that uses corn instead of meeting all ur fat, diabetes and dental plaque needs with cane sugar like satan intended

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
ooc please mark your out of character posts with ooc for out of character this is a rp thread tia

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

all of my posts have been out-of-character.

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
I could make more money, but I'd make less for moving to a higher tax bracket :argh:

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


*types municipal bulletin to warn citizens about the new immigrant processing center and to keep their daughters supervised at all times* nah sir they dont have books in syria

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i woke up late so I skipped bathing and i just made it on time

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*buys madden every year*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*has people over to show off new tv*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



she was pretty mad about me spending so much on another gun so i had to let get those expensive boots she wanted

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
the head of my department doesnt know my name

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Cat Face Joe posted:

*buys madden every year*

I only play games on a console and those games are exclusively sports related

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



gotta spend all the money in my fsa before the end of the year!

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Dislike button posted:

i play videogames

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*knows how much paycheck is every week*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i didnt pay $16 to READ a movie!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*screams at dog that has never once been taken for a walk*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*screams at child who has never once been interacted with*

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

I purchased a ton of Gerber baby food for my tyke this weekend, only the best

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Cat Face Joe posted:

*screams at child who has never once been interacted with*
*continues the cycle*

foxy boxing babe
Jan 17, 2010


poo poo, i got probed in the rp a 5 figgy fucktard thread, now i have to figure out how to pass it off like i was just rping so i still seem cool *grips armrest of Staples office chair, sweats*

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

I resent those more wealthy than I, and also those who make less than I! Hopefully I will sooner become the former, than the latter!

I write well!

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

poty posted:

the head of my department doesnt know my name

My boss let me park his Mercedes at the company golf outing last year

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*gets excited over change in beer can shape*

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heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
I work 29.5 hours a week so my company doesn't have to pay for my health insurance.

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