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Jubs posted:He's a Cap'n. Captain of the ship can be a rank lower than Captain, yet still receive the title
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# ? Sep 11, 2015 17:28 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 11:13 |
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But he's not a captain.
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# ? Sep 11, 2015 19:26 |
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Jubs posted:But he's not a captain. He's running poo poo on this boat, then he's a captain, duh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB0vq9Er60o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRZBVL2nLw
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# ? Sep 11, 2015 20:01 |
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My Q-Face posted:Oh God, two of my USAF VPD instructors at DINFOS were part-time preachers and would sit there in class talking about scriptures and poo poo. They really buy in to that 'touched the face of god' poem! I once threatened my LPO with a request for captains mast if he wouldn't shut the gently caress up about dinosaurs living with people in texas while I was working.
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 01:47 |
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Idougdrums posted:I once threatened my LPO with a request for captains mast if he wouldn't shut the gently caress up about dinosaurs living with people in texas while I was working. I'm not in the military, so I don't know what that means. Is it a punishment like in the movie death proof.
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:49 |
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Last Buffalo posted:I he was gonna rape him hth
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:50 |
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Ya it's a navy form of nonjudicial punishment where ur raped by the captain's mast (penis)
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 21:26 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:just wondering, is he a civilian? because everyone I have on facebook from the army thinks that poo poo is obnoxious and stupid. Yeah they were a civilian. But another who shared it was a discharged marine I left him alone since he kinda went off the deep end with PTSD after losing friends/squad mates, and he's pretty chill so long as he doesn't drink.
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# ? Sep 13, 2015 16:07 |
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Blue Train posted:he was gonna rape him hth The Commandant's Chambers
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 20:43 |
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stolen valor: what valor lol
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 21:25 |
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The military is dumb and bad and so is everyone in it
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 21:36 |
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Remember when that one goon posted a story of how he was stationed in iraq and some beardless teenager was trying to ask him directions or something so they just murdered him and everyone around because nobeard=bomb or some bullshit? Hopefully he's dead by now
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 22:06 |
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:I prefer the term "borrowed valor"
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 22:11 |
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The Fattest PI posted:Remember when that one goon posted a story of how he was stationed in iraq and some beardless teenager was trying to ask him directions or something so they just murdered him and everyone around because nobeard=bomb or some bullshit? or those US soldiers who raped a 13 year old after they killed her parents and younger siblings
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 22:12 |
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Was that a goon too? GiP you got some splainin to do!
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 22:30 |
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The Fattest PI posted:Remember when that one goon posted a story of how he was stationed in iraq and some beardless teenager was trying to ask him directions or something so they just murdered him and everyone around because nobeard=bomb or some bullshit? No; link please.
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# ? Oct 19, 2015 23:19 |
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The Fattest PI posted:Remember when that one goon posted a story of how he was stationed in iraq and some beardless teenager was trying to ask him directions or something so they just murdered him and everyone around because nobeard=bomb or some bullshit? no but I'm not very surprised people would make things up on the something awful forums
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 00:29 |
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etalian posted:for every person committing war crimes you need a hundred support personal back at base. 90% of military personal stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan never left the bases they were deployed at, so you're not a million miles out with that estimate.
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 06:08 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:90% of military personal stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan never left the bases they were deployed at, so you're not a million miles out with that estimate. trapped at base and then the military banned porn
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# ? Oct 20, 2015 06:10 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:90% of military personal stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan never left the bases they were deployed at, so you're not a million miles out with that estimate. Do guys in combat get upset when those at base call themselves veterans?
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# ? Oct 24, 2015 22:00 |
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Jubs posted:Do guys in combat get upset when those at base call themselves veterans? my stepmom told me that i should be as proud as anyone to call myself a veteran because "i signed a blank check payable to the american people for any amount up to my life." i was a peacetime military tv news reporter and radio dj in the air force literally the only time i was ever "deployed" was to new jersey
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 05:08 |
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Otisburg posted:my stepmom told me that i should be as proud as anyone to call myself a veteran because "i signed a blank check payable to the american people for any amount up to my life." Did you still have to go through boot camp?
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 05:11 |
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Jubs posted:Did you still have to go through boot camp? air force basic, yeah, same as everybody
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 05:15 |
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Jubs posted:The Commandant's Chambers jubs, i want to thank you for your service. your MOS in necro'ing this poo poo thread really won the war on common sense and reminded me to do my duty and vote 1. seriously, i read this whole loving thread and am trying to shovel as many abusable substances as possible into all of my holes so that perhaps i can forget how to read ...and then join the marines because then i'd fit right in.
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 06:25 |
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Otisburg posted:my stepmom told me that i should be as proud as anyone to call myself a veteran because "i signed a blank check payable to the american people for any amount up to my life." https://youtu.be/w_urWSSZgwU?t=1m20s Your stepmom's grasp of veteran worship was far ahead of her time.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 02:42 |
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Jubs posted:Do guys in combat get upset when those at base call themselves veterans? no. I only get upset when they leave out the fact that they were a fobbit, knowing that most civilians know jackshit about military service and will readily allow their imaginations to run wild. it's lying by omission.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 02:57 |
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Military is a sweet deal since besides a bit of rape a majority of people in the military are not in any real risk.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 03:02 |
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http://popularmilitary.com/vietnam-veteran-humiliated-and-assaulted-by-active-duty-marines/ Ah yea that's the stuff I like.
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# ? Nov 19, 2015 23:17 |
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SaltLick posted:http://popularmilitary.com/vietnam-veteran-humiliated-and-assaulted-by-active-duty-marines/ I do love that no charges were filled.
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# ? Nov 19, 2015 23:56 |
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You know, possession is nine tenths of the law and if someone takes and keeps your valor, it wasn't yours in the first place.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 01:56 |
it's actually written "velour"
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 02:54 |
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Son of Rodney posted:it's actually written "velour" |/
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 02:55 |
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SaltLick posted:http://popularmilitary.com/vietnam-veteran-humiliated-and-assaulted-by-active-duty-marines/ lol
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 03:14 |
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This thread will not die, just like the pride of the US Marines
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 03:21 |
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When I have a bunch of stuff to buy at Lowes and I know my bro in law is coming to town soon I wait to buy them with his 10% mil discount. It's more like he is lending me his valor, you know
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 07:21 |
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canyoneer posted:When I have a bunch of stuff to buy at Lowes and I know my bro in law is coming to town soon I wait to buy them with his 10% mil discount. Make sure to park in the veterans spots up front too (or is that just the dumbos at Home Depot)
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 08:00 |
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Professor Shark posted:This thread will not die, just like the pride of the US Marines USMC is the minimum wage security guard after leaving branch.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 08:02 |
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Otisburg posted:my stepmom told me that i should be as proud as anyone to call myself a veteran because "i signed a blank check payable to the american people for any amount up to my life." Sounds like you made the right choice.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 08:38 |
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Otisburg posted:my stepmom told me that i should be as proud as anyone to call myself a veteran because "i signed a blank check payable to the american people for any amount up to my life." What song did you play the most?
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 18:01 |
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If I find some valor just laying around on the street, can I keep it if nobody else claims it? I'm trying to become The Avatar and valor is pretty hard to raise without getting the police involved.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 18:34 |