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I'm at work right now, but all my bosses stepped out so I can use my phone for a couple minutes. Can you believe I'm getting paid for this?! Beating the system 
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Dislike button posted:I work 29.5 hours a week so my company doesn't have to pay for my health insurance. same but instead they ask us to clock in and out 1 hour before we leave and 1 hour after we come in
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Nov 23, 2015 18:10
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Cat Face Joe posted:*screams at child who has never once been interacted with* *is everyone's dad itt*
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Nov 23, 2015 18:12
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I have a strict budget but sometimes you just gotta live you know? I have a credit card my wife doesn't know about
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Nov 23, 2015 18:17
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ugh, loving cereal commercials. apparently they got brighter colors in Trix again so i'm going to have to buy the boxed stuff for my little shits instead of the generic bag again. we can't afford this garbage. =(
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Nov 23, 2015 18:18
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*gets paid by the hour*
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Nov 23, 2015 18:32
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When i jack off into the bathroom sink i can't look myself in the eyes in the mirror.
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Nov 23, 2015 18:36
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i have 2 TB of interracial/cuck porn on an external hdd
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Nov 23, 2015 18:38
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sorry folks i had to probe a valued thread contributor bc he had a bad opinion about tap water, one of my many unjust and unwarranted probations.
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Nov 23, 2015 20:51
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was the bad opinion that tap water is okay, or that tap water is only a thing of 5 figgy fucktards
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Nov 23, 2015 21:17
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As a Millennial I posted:was the bad opinion that tap water is okay, or that tap water is only a thing of 5 figgy fucktards the latter, unless im operating on a lower irony level which is possible
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Nov 23, 2015 21:44
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As a Millennial I posted:was the bad opinion that tap water is okay, or that tap water is only a thing of 5 figgy fucktards since this thread is operating on irony level alpha it's the latter
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Nov 23, 2015 21:56
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get on stevia!!!!!!
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Nov 23, 2015 22:02
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please remember to use <ooc></ooc> tags when necessary. Basic RP decorum
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Nov 23, 2015 22:04
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Going on an OKCupid date tonight, hope she doesn't mind splitting the bill
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Nov 23, 2015 22:10
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*takes public transit*
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Nov 23, 2015 22:41
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*aspires to gentrify, some day*
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Nov 23, 2015 22:45
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*respects the commands of a police officer*
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Nov 23, 2015 22:55
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*is temporarily disgraced*
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Nov 23, 2015 23:21
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the apple earbuds sound way better than any other ones I've used
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Nov 23, 2015 23:32
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boy i sure am excited to cook my own thanksgiving dinner, better go to the grocery store and buy a frozen turkey
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Nov 23, 2015 23:58
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We're gonna start driving to my parents at 5 AM to get ahead of the crowds on the road
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Nov 24, 2015 00:25
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oh so nervous about interacting with relatives who are embarrassed by me, ashamed of me, pity me, or a combination there of
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Nov 24, 2015 00:30
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grandma.... take this $20 back, i swear i don't need it... okay i guess i'll take it now and sneak it back into your purse later hahaha *"forgets"*
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Nov 24, 2015 00:32
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just started driving for uber. gonna make bank!
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Nov 24, 2015 02:20
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A 25% pay raise? Hell yeah I'll uproot the family and move them to Houston! Hell, i've quit three times because they're all shitlords but if they want to keep offering more money...* *a friend, literally this morning, who may in fact read this. you're an idiot dude.
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Nov 24, 2015 02:48
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"I made a G today" but you made it in a sleazy way Selling crack to the kids, "I gotta get paid!" Well hey, but that's the way it is
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Nov 24, 2015 02:53
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*times purchases and bills based on when payday is*
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Nov 24, 2015 04:03
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Syncopated posted:When i jack off into the bathroom sink i can't not look myself in the eyes in the mirror.
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Nov 24, 2015 05:24
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Syncopated posted:When i jack off into the bathroom sink i can't look myself in the eyes in the mirror. I need to stand on an apple box to do this bc I'm a beta manlet Smythe fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Nov 24, 2015 |
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Nov 24, 2015 05:33
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well MY husband is a military intelligence analyst
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Nov 24, 2015 07:21
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im excited for black friday
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Nov 24, 2015 07:45
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sorry man i cant go anywhere for dinner, ive got eight kettles of hamburger casserole at home that i need to knock out before it rots in the fridge
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Nov 24, 2015 07:51
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*gives up on more and more personal agency* *attempts to master the art of dishwashing* *frames act as a zen virtue to family on facebook*
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Nov 24, 2015 08:05
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*posts photo on facebook of dinner with gf at TGI fridays*
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Nov 24, 2015 10:53
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* posts picture of a monster energy drink, 6 pack of natty ice, baked beans on toast and the black ops loading screen * haha just living the bachelor dream, right boys??
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Nov 24, 2015 12:16
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Sagebrush posted:soylent technically covers everyone's nutritional needs but i think there's still room for nuance
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Nov 24, 2015 12:17
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Smythe posted:sorry folks i had to probe a valued thread contributor bc he had a bad opinion about tap water, one of my many unjust and unwarranted probations. you never forget your first
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Nov 24, 2015 12:19
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went out for margarita happy hour at Applebee's with the coworkers and Karen in HR joked that she doesn't look at any resumes with weird names like "D'Angelo" or "Shan'ni'kwa." LOL
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i pretend to work late so I can use the photocopier at work to make copies of my amway brochures
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