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Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.
Jim had loving unprotected anal with prostitutes in Brazil. It really doesn't get any riskier than that. But Charlie Sheen getting the HIV is what scares him. Alright then.

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O__O
Jan 26, 2011

by Cowcaster
I can't imagine what the people who call him for advice must be like

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

O__O posted:

I can't imagine what the people who call him for advice must be like

truckers with erectile dysfunction and 40 year olds wanting to break into comedy is my guess

NarkyBark
Dec 7, 2003

one funky chicken
*ding* Give yourself a bell!

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I thought he said on Rogan's podcast he doesn't gently caress hookers anymore and hasn't for some time. He just hires massage people off of craigslist or other sites to come over and give him a happy ending.

What an odd fellow.

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
What was the Major announcement on Smoking with Chris today? I watched like 10 minutes of the periscope, dropped my phone, and I had to start it over. Apparently there's no fast forward on periscope? I don't want to watch Chris struggle to breathe and chug dayquil for another 10 min just to catch back up.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

End of Life Guy posted:

What was the Major announcement on Smoking with Chris today? I watched like 10 minutes of the periscope, dropped my phone, and I had to start it over. Apparently there's no fast forward on periscope? I don't want to watch Chris struggle to breathe and chug dayquil for another 10 min just to catch back up.

I haven't watched but I guess it's going to be the #SCOPEBROS shirts they started selling.

http://ibangshop.com/products/short-sleeve-scopebros-t-shirt

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

End of Life Guy posted:

I don't want to watch Chris struggle to breathe and chug dayquil for another 10 min just to catch back up.

I'm afraid you just don't get what smoking with chris is all about.

How Much Art
Oct 29, 2003
Trampoline Destroys Bear
Does anybody else hate listening to Joe? I've kind of stopped listening to Bennington because I just can't stand him.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

How Much Art posted:

Does anybody else hate listening to Joe? I've kind of stopped listening to Bennington because I just can't stand him.

I'm the opposite. Love Kokomo. Hate Dan Perlman to the point I skip past any segment with him in it.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

Call Me Charlie posted:

I'm the opposite. Love Kokomo. Hate Dan Perlman to the point I skip past any segment with him in it.

I agree, Dan sounds like he's constantly trying to avoid gulping up cum.

Okimin
Dec 19, 2009

rebel rebel
I love all the Benningtons, equally.

How Much Art
Oct 29, 2003
Trampoline Destroys Bear
Well we can agree that Dan sucks too, his voice is irritating. Maybe I'm wrong about Joe, nobody else seems to hate him. His whole personality to me just feels very affected and precious. Like faux-weird or something. He bores me. I don't like that I've thought this much about it, but for some reason he just drives me crazy. I miss the show having weirdos.

Droopy Goines posted:

I agree, Dan sounds like he's constantly trying to avoid gulping up cum.

Perfect description.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Kok Joe has grown on me, he seems funnier now than his intern days. Dan Perlman sucks.

livingfruitvirus
Nov 20, 2002

Grrr
We got closure on the whole Ben Sparks ordeal. http://m.nydailynews.com/new-york/opie-terrorized-text-messages-ex-producer-article-1.2444335

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

Sparks, looking disheveled, declined to speak Monday at his apartment, where he was sitting in the dark.

Sounds like the Opster is gearin' up for a lawsuit.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
Bennington got a reference in the Fallout 4 guide. Apparently the guy who writes them is a giant Ron & Fez fan.

http://imgur.com/ELiEbGp

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Call Me Charlie posted:

Bennington got a reference in the Fallout 4 guide. Apparently the guy who writes them is a giant Ron & Fez fan.

http://imgur.com/ELiEbGp

Cane Pole Gang RULES!!

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Call Me Charlie posted:

Bennington got a reference in the Fallout 4 guide. Apparently the guy who writes them is a giant Ron & Fez fan.

http://imgur.com/ELiEbGp

Hah. Wonder if he was a listener back in the WJFK days.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Wasn't Sparks known to be pretty wrecked by coke and booze near the end of his run?

Super surprised to hear he lives in a dingy apartment where he just sits in the dark.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
Ben Sparks at rock bottom sounds a lot like a normal day for Chris Pepper Stanley.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

I'd love to see sparks get half as many hearts as pepper. Sup scopebros

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Call Me Charlie posted:

Bennington got a reference in the Fallout 4 guide. Apparently the guy who writes them is a giant Ron & Fez fan.

http://imgur.com/ELiEbGp

Oh that is sweet. Chris would be the one who can't get out of the Vault because he's constantly changing his stats. Just put it all into Intelligence, man.

UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell

Call Me Charlie posted:

Bennington got a reference in the Fallout 4 guide. Apparently the guy who writes them is a giant Ron & Fez fan.

http://imgur.com/ELiEbGp
Is he the same one that wrote the Fallout 3 guide? Ron and Fez were specifically thanked in the acknowledgements in that one. This is even more awesome.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



I'm more shocked that there is a fallout 4 guide. I thought video game manuals were dead.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Hughes said it was probably true that Sparks felt he had been wronged by him but declined to elaborate.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTgOU8GQEBA&t=2820s

When I heard this bit live, I was hoping, so badly, that they'd make a produced piece out of this.

I was so happy when I caught this :neckbeard:

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
Anthony's thanksgiving show features:

East Side Dave
Dave Smith
Luis J Gomez
Gavin McInnes
Jim Norton
Ron Bennington

It's also free to watch here: https://www.anthonycumia.com/live/

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004


Doesn't seem to be free

livingfruitvirus
Nov 20, 2002

Grrr
Did any of the shows bring up Scorch's acting debut in this short film? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YueZ5j58yAw

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
He's got the motherfuckin toothpick!

:roflolmao:

How Much Art
Oct 29, 2003
Trampoline Destroys Bear
edit: nvm

How Much Art fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Nov 26, 2015

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
Oh goodie, Dan Perlman is leaving the show! :toot:

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
Thank loving god.

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

Time for Black Earl to dust off the can of Febreze and make a triumphant return to the airwaves.

O__O
Jan 26, 2011

by Cowcaster
Is Dan at least a good stand-up?

livingfruitvirus
Nov 20, 2002

Grrr
I started a Vine for clips of Scorch/PFG-TV. It also has a Twitter mirror.

https://vine.co/u/1282186130095284224
https://twitter.com/VineScorch

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

livingfruitvirus posted:

I started a Vine for clips of Scorch/PFG-TV. It also has a Twitter mirror.

https://vine.co/u/1282186130095284224
https://twitter.com/VineScorch

These need MORE VIE-EWS

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

livingfruitvirus posted:

I started a Vine for clips of Scorch/PFG-TV. It also has a Twitter mirror.

https://vine.co/u/1282186130095284224
https://twitter.com/VineScorch

I just followed all your followers assuming they'd be posters from this thread.

I was never a regular listener(only listened through youtube material), but them ragging on Scorch was the funniest they ever were to me. Scorch is like the little engine that couldn't with a heart of gold and they would poo poo on him so hard everytime.

This sounds weird but I actually hope him, Terri Clifford, and all the guys they ruthlessly brutalized are doing good now and making some decent money.

Edit: Scorch actually addressed Anthony's firing on his late night "NOTHIN BUT ROCK" channel shortly after it happened. The audio hasn't been tampered with in any way and is pure Scorch. :allears: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/p0pv5942zuvj151/scorchonant_final.mp3

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Nov 28, 2015

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

O__O posted:

Is Dan at least a good stand-up?

Yes, saw him live in philly this year and he was great

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