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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Postal Parcel posted:

Does that mean you're a tattoo of a strong black(person) or a very bold black tattoo?

You're putting more thought into this than she did.

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mamelon
Oct 9, 2010

by Lowtax

PCOS Bill posted:

"Don't be white and get a tattoo" isn't really good advice

What I mean is that if someone is really pale, getting a large skin area covered in black ink is going to make their paleness more emphasized.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
So?

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




mamelon posted:

What I mean is that if someone is really pale, getting a large skin area covered in black ink is going to make their paleness more emphasized.

Black is pretty much universally the best color for tattoos.

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


If you're getting a large area tattooed presumably you want it to stand out anyway.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


anyway

Chunderstorm
May 9, 2010


legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna
Guess I know a tattoo apprentice now.


'Aluqys'

Wondered what kind of shop she worked at.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Chunderstorm posted:

Guess I know a tattoo apprentice now.


'Aluqys'


I LOVE when people get that stupid snape thing in Cursive,



because

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

Chunderstorm posted:

Guess I know a tattoo apprentice

Well at least these are copyrighted

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
ℴrίℊίηαℓ ίηķ
∂ℴ ηℴℸ şℸℯℯℓ

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Fatkraken posted:

I LOVE when people get that stupid snape thing in Cursive,



because



Ha, the pad on the package looks like it has a disapproving frowny face.


Here's one with a Cthulhu assed deer farting Always

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

HungryMedusa posted:




Here's one with a Cthulhu assed deer farting Always


I can't unsee the giant octopus coming out of that deer's rear end. What is it supposed to be?

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


1redflag posted:

I can't unsee the giant octopus coming out of that deer's rear end. What is it supposed to be?

Snape's silver doe patronus from Harry Potter whatever


Oh, hey, I found the source image--definitely still looks like a Cthulhu deerfart:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I see "giving birth to octopus" though it also makes me remember that Japanese tentacle porn woodcut. I hate the Internet.

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Jesus Christ, the tattoo is worse than I thought.

Love that the artist put the sparkly magic coming out of the butt in the original, too. Composition matters!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
But always what?

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

Scratch Monkey posted:

But always what?

Always butt deer. They've been getting away with it for too long.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Scratch Monkey posted:

But always what?

Always pining over an ex friend he had a crush on.

Bad Roy
Jan 29, 2008

Animals are like humans, always being dicks.

I'm glad Mackenzie and Romeo finally buried the hatchet and made it official.

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

Scratch Monkey posted:

But always what?

If you're serious it's a scene from I think the last Harry Potter book where Snape tells Dumbledore that he's always loved Harry's mom.

Fatkraken posted:

Always pining over an ex friend he had a crush on.

Basically this except she dead.

Normal Barbarian
Nov 24, 2006

Bad Roy posted:

I'm glad Mackenzie and Romeo finally buried the hatchet and made it official.

Oh holy poo poo.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Bad Roy posted:

I'm glad Mackenzie and Romeo finally buried the hatchet and made it official.

:vince:

As best as I remember that's the only time I've ever used that smiley, and probably the only time I will.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
That woman exactly matches her tattoo. It just seems so... Right.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man






Hmm.... I give it a C+

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Wasn't too bad until I got to the legs. Yeesh.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Maybe she has a club foot and this is her body positive tattoo.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Thin Privilege posted:

I see "giving birth to octopus" though it also makes me remember that Japanese tentacle porn woodcut. I hate the Internet.

Had I been able to afford it, I would have gotten "Dreams of the Fisherman's Wife" as a back-piece when I was like 23.

So yea I guess its pretty good that the arts pay so poorly.

Augster
Aug 5, 2011

Berserk is a grimdark fantasy manga known for it's brutal violence and hosed up sexuality (and long hiatuses). A redditor got a sleeve of some of his favorite panels... including a scene where a nude woman straddles a sword and demands to be slowly cut in half.

:nws: Beginning

:nws: Final

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
And that's not even the most disgusting part of that reddit apparently, they have a bot that does this


and it didn't even catch 'night'

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Yeah. That's terrible. Yet a great warning to others.

Probably for the best.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
The thing that always gets me about terrible sleeves is how long they seem to take. How the hell did it take someone 16 hours to ink that monstrosity? I've had my calf tattooed from knee to ankle and it only took 3 hours. I can't imagine investing multiple days worth of tattooing into a terrible, lovely animu sleeve.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




quote:

I am seeking new clientele for tattoo projects in and around the Tacoma area. I am an experienced*, licencened*, professional artist providing quality art and customer service. If interested text or email and I will provide information about the tattoo shop and when we can get things rolling. Thank you for your time

Kitsch!
Jul 27, 2006

God made Adam and Eve, not Fluffy and Eve.

I'm scared what the asterisks on this "licencened" artist's writeup mean. Though knowing Tacoma, I have low expectations.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



What the gently caress.

El
Hopaness
Rom Tic



:ese:

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Could've been worse, could've been "Hoperoma Lessntic".

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
Was hoping to find that goon's Lego tattoo that mentions stepping on a lego (bad description I know). In my search this came up.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
I've been a huge Sherlock Holmes fan since I was 11, and even I am hoping that Moriarty in this case is referring to a pet of some kind.

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Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Palisader posted:

I've been a huge Sherlock Holmes fan since I was 11, and even I am hoping that Moriarty in this case is referring to a pet of some kind.

Look in your heart and I think you know the answer.

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