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flesh dance
May 6, 2009



raditts posted:

...do you guys not watch these because the subject matter is so bad?

Ha! You're probably right, I should give them another go now that I know what they are.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

raditts posted:

...do you guys not watch these because the subject matter is so bad?

They aren't bad in the same way the movies and shorts are bad.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

So seriously, Richard Terry is an insane person, right? Because that is the only reason he would ask if anteaters could stand on their hind legs and attack people.

Well, that and he's a collossal jackass.

You've seen Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, right? Clearly, anteaters are not to be trusted!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Simian_Prime posted:

You've seen Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, right? Clearly, anteaters are not to be trusted!

...Come to think of it, I'm surprised they didn't make an OatMB joke during the riff. Not like they haven't referenced MST3k stuff before during a Rifftrax.

Ensign_Ricky fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Nov 15, 2015

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




The Live show for Miami Connection is up for a preorder too! Coming out December 1.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


The Wizard is currently available, meaning I now have to force myself to finish Julie and Jack. I've been watching it a bit at a time for like two weeks and I still have about 45 minutes left. This movie is torture.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Can't wait to watch The Wizard with my wife tonight. Movie holds a special part for me as it was the first time I saw SMB3.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Wth.

I didn't get anything for recommending it...

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




PrinceRandom posted:

Wth.

I didn't get anything for recommending it...

Why would you?

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Canned Panda posted:

Why would you?

Mom always gives me a piece of candy whenever I do the dishes, so why would it be any different here?

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Bought The Wizard last night...

I had not seen the movie in quite some time, and I completely forgot about the dead twin plotline.

I had wanted to watch a double feature with Super Mario Bris, but I was too tired.

thexerox123
Aug 17, 2007

Canned Panda posted:

I had wanted to watch a double feature with Super Mario Bris, but I was too tired.

You were going to watch a movie about Mario's circumcision?

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Last Total Riff Off was okay, not great, but okay. Truthfully it's more the fault of the program itself, being awful and uninteresting. I mean say what you want up shows like Monsterquest or In Search Of, at least those had cool recreations and not just swiss chese editing and the guy talking to himself and doing stuff that was obviously silly in relation to a camera crew being next to him.

That said I learned that Sloths are pretty drat cool.

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

thexerox123 posted:

You were going to watch a movie about Mario's circumcision?

You wouldn't?

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

thexerox123 posted:

You were going to watch a movie about Mario's circumcision?

Mazel tov, Mario.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Canned Panda posted:

Bought The Wizard last night...

I had not seen the movie in quite some time, and I completely forgot about the dead twin plotline.

I had wanted to watch a double feature with Super Mario Bris, but I was too tired.

I had somehow blocked out the entire 'I hunt kids for money and walk around saying "HEY I'M LOOKIN FOR SOME KIDS" as my introduction to everyone I meet' character.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I had somehow blocked out the entire 'I hunt kids for money and walk around saying "HEY I'M LOOKIN FOR SOME KIDS" as my introduction to everyone I meet' character.

The recurring theme of Beau Bridges and Putnam loving up each others car is hilarious.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...
MST3K REVIVAL UPDATE!

Felicia Day is officially in as "Kinga Forrester" once funding ends on Dec 11th! In addition, Joel's added a new timed reward: If the kickstarter hits 2.75M following Turkey Day this week, all $35+ backers get SIX classic episodes instead of just 3!

Aaaaaand if they hit as high as 3.3M during Turkey Day, it sounds like Joel will release the KTMA episodes from the vault! DONATE NOW!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mst3k/bringbackmst3k/posts/1423502

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
ASK:lol: ME:lol: ABOUT:lol: MY :lol:TINY :lol:DICK

also my opinion on :females:
:haw::flaccid: :haw: :flaccid: :haw: :flaccid::haw:

drat. It.

Felicia Day doesn't deserve to share the stage with the Mads. At least Rifftrax already has a thing with Jonathan Coulton so he couldn't get called in. On the other hand, Joel.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, MSTIE!

(FYI Pearl is my favorite mad, no it's not because vagina.)

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Night of the Blood Beast is my favorite MST3K.
Turkey day or not.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Ensign_Ricky posted:

MST3K REVIVAL UPDATE!

Felicia Day is officially in as "Kinga Forrester" once funding ends on Dec 11th! In addition, Joel's added a new timed reward: If the kickstarter hits 2.75M following Turkey Day this week, all $35+ backers get SIX classic episodes instead of just 3!

Aaaaaand if they hit as high as 3.3M during Turkey Day, it sounds like Joel will release the KTMA episodes from the vault! DONATE NOW!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mst3k/bringbackmst3k/posts/1423502

Between her and Jonah Ray, I officially have zero interest in the revival. :(

thexerox123 posted:

You were going to watch a movie about Mario's circumcision?

Wouldn't you?

Canned Panda fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Nov 23, 2015

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
ASK:lol: ME:lol: ABOUT:lol: MY :lol:TINY :lol:DICK

also my opinion on :females:
:haw::flaccid: :haw: :flaccid: :haw: :flaccid::haw:

Canned Panda posted:

Between her and Jonah Ray, I officially have zero interest in the revival. :(

When they announced Servo's actor is black the next line involves "systematic oppression".

Right. Because Mike's first line was about how glad he was that the religious right could gain a foothold on television.


Did you actually look up his work? He looks like a gross hipster, but he does some good (and insanely raunchy) stuff.

Still, yeah, I'm not watching effing Felicia Day. Sorry, Joel. I don't want these eps. Bet it'll get you a lot of money though.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I like Baron Vaughn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJp9rSbAx1Q

Robotic Accolade
Jul 23, 2007

EDF! EDF! EDF!
Upon watching The Wizard for the first time in... what, 20 years? I found it to be not quite as bad a movie as I was expecting, albeit a lot creepier regarding the sexualization of children. As bad as the part where the female lead brags about her dancer legs is, I think the worst scene was when they had some preteen in a full-on pantsless cocktail waitress getup selling bubblegum in the video game casino and Fred Savage flashes his fat wad while buying some. Seems just a bit out of place in a movie that's primarily a coming-of-age road trip built around the idolization of Nintendo products.

The whole film felt like they got financing from Nintendo to make a film, and gave a Vegas-style hustle script a quick rewrite. I think the film would have worked a lot better if they had done a better job of building tension during the game hustle parts: a pool hustle or poker hustle film would tie the character events and the table action much closer together, but I get the feeling the writers didn't know much about games. They were probably just handed a stack of gameplay videos and titles to namedrop, and couldn't be bothered to do any more legwork. I suppose I should just be glad the game sequences aren't even more nonsensical then they are, although for the life of me I can't figure out how warping to world 4 in SMB3 helps get you more points.


In regards to the MST3k reboot, I'm not super enthusiastic about it but I am looking forward to seeing what Joel can give us; Felicia Day might be an odd choice for the new Mad but I'm more than willing to see what she brings to the table. I think it's good that there's more than one metacommentary based humor series out there, and while Rifftrax will probably always be my first love I do miss the host segments and other contextual stuff.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Felicia Day is too recognizable. The new cast should be schlub-looking nobodies.

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

this clown loves you

revdrkevind posted:

Still, yeah, I'm not watching effing Felicia Day. Sorry, Joel. I don't want these eps. Bet it'll get you a lot of money though.

She's a mad, you'll see like 5 minutes of her total. Just look away, yo.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
How can you say no to Joel and Dropsy?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

revdrkevind posted:

When they announced Servo's actor is black the next line involves "systematic oppression".

Right. Because Mike's first line was about how glad he was that the religious right could gain a foothold on television.

It might just be me, but this seems like a rather odd thing to take umbrage at. :shrug:

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe
Felicia Day is playing a mad which means she's in each episode for almost no time at all and all the original mad sketches were goofy as poo poo to begin with which is right up her alley. Avoiding the show because of her is super dumb.

MST3K lives or dies by the writing of the riffs. The end. Even if you don't like Jonah (I've never heard of him before this but I guess he's done a lot of stuff?) you're only going to see his shadowy visage in the bottom right while scripted riffs come out of his mouth. The actors are literally the least important thing about MST3K.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Honestly I feel like the biggest problem I'm going to have with this is getting used to completely new voices after ~25 years of Joel, Mike, Trace, Kevin, and Bill.

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe
Servo will be the hardest. Kevin was Servo for nearly the entire run of the show minus the public access season. Crow will be easy for me since Bill took over for Trace and logged significant time there and we have a host change precedent.

Servo though...yeah that will be tough because of the personality Kevin gave him.

Edit: As I mentioned before, as well, the writing is really the key for me and my only real thing I'm cautious about. Mike was the head writer for essentially the entire run of the show on cable and he's made it clear that while he wishes MST3K well, it isn't "his show". Rifftrax is. So without him heading the writers room I'm curious to see how it turns out.

ComposerGuy fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Nov 24, 2015

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I almost want them to just use completely new 'bots- think it might be easier to accept.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
As weird as it is to say this, I wouldn't mind if their designs changed at least.

Mind you Crow has always been Crow, he's just gotten better looking over the years.

Tom Servo though, he's changed dramatically from the early days. I'd like to see their design continue to evolve.

Wiseblood
Dec 31, 2000

I'm surprised they didn't at least tweak the design of the bots just because some of the parts are hard to find now. I know they were able to recreate a lot of the stuff using casts and vacuforming but I understand they still rely on using the actual Tupperware Floralier planters for Crow's body.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




So, remember the survey about doing some encore shows soon? I just accidentally found out what the two Best of RiffTrax Live shows are going to be.

Starship Troopers on January 14.

The Room on January 28.

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Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Canned Panda posted:

So, remember the survey about doing some encore shows soon? I just accidentally found out what the two Best of RiffTrax Live shows are going to be.

Starship Troopers on January 14.

The Room on January 28.



If this is legit, they're great choices. Probably two of my three favorite live shows, with the third probably being either Birdemic or Sharknado.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Nikaer Drekin posted:

If this is legit, they're great choices. Probably two of my three favorite live shows, with the third probably being either Birdemic or Sharknado.

Here's the link where I found them.

http://www.goodrichqualitytheaters.com/movies/

This is my local theater chain's site, and they have never been wrong. These replays will be announced on December 3, probably during the Live show.

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

That'd be great, as I missed The Room the first time around.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Two new holiday-themed shorts are up.

A Day of Thanksgiving and Dining Together.

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Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Would buy them right now, but don't they usually have a sale starting in the next day or two where everything is 15% and you get a $5 coupon for spending over 25?

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