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Maybe I should just make a DFS thread, because there sure are some funny as gently caress legal things coming from it: From the defense's filing in New York today:  Apparently Pete Rose didn't gamble on Baseball. Who knew?
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What teams would take Stafford over their current QB situation? Texans, Bills, Jets, 49ers, Rams, Browns, maybe the Chiefs, maybe the Broncos.... that's all I've got
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Intruder posted:What teams would take Stafford over their current QB situation? Chiefs Broncos Texans Jaguars Browns Jets 49ers Rams Bears Eagles Redskins
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Nov 24, 2015 19:27
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Flikken posted:Honestly I don't get what the big deal is? Pettine genuinely dislikes Manziel (and Gilbert and others) on the team and is currently in a futile pissing match with Farmer. Both seem almost guaranteed to be fired after this year as of this time. OBR guys are hearing things and barring some sort of miracle prepare for the usual hilarious Browns offseason antics to begin January 4th.
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Flikken posted:Honestly I don't get what the big deal is? Because it's another incident in a long line of incidents that demonstrate manziel is a loving idiot with no self control. He was in rehab just this year.
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Kalli posted:Maybe I should just make a DFS thread, because there sure are some funny as gently caress legal things coming from it: dfs is my favorite thing about sports and i've never and will never play it.
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Nov 24, 2015 19:30
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NC-17 posted:Not entirely shocking. I wish they didn't have him still returning punts. Yeah :/
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Ross Angeles posted:Jaguars Nope, pretty much interchangeable so eh, ehhh probably, ehhh probably not
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Intruder posted:What teams would take Stafford over their current QB situation? Ross Angeles posted:Chiefs Yeah, I know all of us Chiefs posters would have you believe that we would dump Smith and love to have a gunslinger like Stafford, but the reality is that Andy Reid and John Dorsey have tied themselves to Alex Smith and aren't planning on dumping him this year.
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I said maybe the Chiefs, not definitely the Chiefs 
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This isn't your typical case of grouchy old men getting angry at a young guy for having fun. He was in rehab because he's most likely an alcoholic, so avoiding those types of situations - especially during the season - should be a top priority. And he just had a run in with the police that could have easily landed him a suspension.
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Nov 24, 2015 19:33
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Why doesn't anyone get mad at Gronk for guzzling fireball like water
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Because you honestly can't tell if he's drunk or not based on behavior so it's hard to know when to wag a finger
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Because he rents a party bus for all his partying and doesn't get in fights or drive around hammered.
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Nov 24, 2015 19:35
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Because he's a Champion.
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All three of those are correct.
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Kalli posted:All three of those are correct. The correct answer, combined, is "He's Gronk."
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Ammanas posted:Because it's another incident in a long line of incidents that demonstrate manziel is a loving idiot with no self control. He was in rehab just this year. He was in rehab for an undisclosed reason. If, it might not be alcohol. Anyway, he is an of age adult having a good time on his off time, this shouldn't matter.
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NC-17 posted:Because he's a Champion. Does he use fireball with his wheaties instead of milk?
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 My hero
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Maybe if he were doing it on a livestream for internet cred And there's no way a man Gronk's size is getting hammered off that tiny bottle 
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*Role Model*
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Good lord Weddle is swole
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Nov 24, 2015 19:41
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Intruder posted:Maybe if he were doing it on a livestream for internet cred I assume there's a garbage bag full of nips stocked on the party bus at all times.
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Nov 24, 2015 19:43
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Intruder posted:What teams would take Stafford over their current QB situation? I'd probably piss myself with joy if the Niners ended up with Stafford somehow.
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Nov 24, 2015 19:48
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Ryan Mallett is filing for "termination pay", to receive the remainder of his base salary from the Texans. Players can only do this once so this means he does not expect to get signed by another team this year.
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Nov 24, 2015 19:48
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That's probably a pretty safe bet Though hell maybe the Rams will sign him at this point
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Ross Angeles posted:
Marshawn at least chugged from a full size bottle
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Nov 24, 2015 19:51
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So it's come to this.
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Kalli posted:Maybe I should just make a DFS thread, because there sure are some funny as gently caress legal things coming from it: I concur.
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Ross Angeles posted:Jaguars Bortles in his second year is having a season that is as good or better than any season Stafford has had after 2011. JT Jag fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Nov 24, 2015 |
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Nov 24, 2015 19:59
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whypick1 posted:Marshawn at least chugged from a full size bottle That's because Marshawn is a man, and Gronk is Blaster from Thunderdome.
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whypick1 posted:Marshawn at least chugged from a full size bottle That actually is a full size bottle. It just looks small in his hands
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So, fun fact: The Jaguars are favored by 4.5 points in their home game against the Chargers this weekend. This is the first time they have been favored by such a large margin since 2010, which both: 1. Shows how they've been awful for a long time, and 2. Shows how little confidence Vegas has in the Chargers
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Nov 24, 2015 20:16
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They just lost by 30 at home to the Chiefs with no Jamaal Charles so....
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Nov 24, 2015 20:18
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Texting dicks throwing picks is hilarious and wins the tweeter for today.
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Matt Stafford is like twenty times the QB Alex Smith is so I'd take him in a heartbeat. I guess you guys knew I thought that anyway.
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NC-17 posted:Cam Newton is/was a Falcons fan. He grew up watching Mike Vick clown on the Panthers, and now he's on the Panthers clowning the league.  Speaking of  there was a picture from years ago of Vick at Dragoncon and he's walking up some stairs and is surrounded by anime. Does anyone remember that / have that?
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Ross Angeles posted:Why doesn't anyone get mad at Gronk for guzzling fireball like water Because going to rehab indicates a problem So obviously the solution is never go to rehab
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