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DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

How were you able to dig around inside the cylinder looking for spark plug pieces for four days without noticing the hole?

Seriously, at day 2 i would have been ripping the whole top end of to save myself the headache.

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Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

DiggityDoink posted:

Seriously, at day 2 i would have been ripping the whole top end of to save myself the headache.

It's a shop environment, pulling the head requires customer approval which requires they pay more which is a big no-no, your time to fix a "fuckup" is free (to the shop owner, because flat rate).

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Enourmo posted:

It's a shop environment, pulling the head requires customer approval which requires they pay more which is a big no-no, your time to fix a "fuckup" is free (to the shop owner, because flat rate).

I get that idea, but he could have paid the customer for every new gasket and seal they needed to buy to put it all back together and still had cash left over compared to what the tech was losing doing it on flat rate. I still say that if I was that tech, I would have ripped it off and saved myself cash and time.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

:stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-XlbUDPt7A&t=53s

I can only assume this was some kind of planned event because everyone seems super chill about it until the very end.

But I know if I was in the area and saw that much mass unspooling and starting fires, I'd be backing away in a hurry.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

xzzy posted:

:stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-XlbUDPt7A&t=53s

I can only assume this was some kind of planned event because everyone seems super chill about it until the very end.

But I know if I was in the area and saw that much mass unspooling and starting fires, I'd be backing away in a hurry.

Looks like the dudes in the back left are trying to apply some kind of brake, which slows down the chain a bit at first, but it heats up and catches fire and fails and its off to the races.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

FogHelmut posted:

Looks like the dudes in the back left are trying to apply some kind of brake, which slows down the chain a bit at first, but it heats up and catches fire and fails and its off to the races.

Brake fade :argh:

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


It looks like they were trying to drop the anchor.. and the guy was slowly releasing / applying the brake until about 0:52.. then the anchor sticks and he loosens it a bit too much and once it starts going the brake cant catch it anymore.

Pokey Araya
Jan 1, 2007
This one is insane, I forget how far the distance is between the white links is, but that thing is flying at the end. http://youtu.be/M_ZKprRgxLQ

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
speaking of things running away...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB0bCg8UDdE

would really like to know what the driver of the Jeep was thinking

theres a 35-ton crane trundling downhill towards me
its bein chased by a crowd of daylaborers
theyre throwin sticks and poo poo under it
imma sit RIGHT HERE and see what happens next
\
:downs:

buttcrackmenace fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Nov 24, 2015

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Here's the best anchor loss video ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7pRfix_sNg

I also like the related video for the one buttcrackmenace just posted where they flip a rolled caterpillar over without putting anything downhill to stop it, so it just rolls down a loving mountain at full speed in neutral. If they'd used a shackle instead of just looping the recovery strap over a handy protrusion (the hitch) it would have gone fine.

e: this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJFeQ9t04lg

kastein fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Nov 24, 2015

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

buttcrackmenace posted:

speaking of things running away...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB0bCg8UDdE

would really like to know what the driver of the Jeep was thinking

theres a 35-ton crane trundling downhill towards me
its bein chased by a crowd of daylaborers
theyre throwin sticks and poo poo under it
imma sit RIGHT HERE and see what happens next
\
:downs:

Wow, how loving dumb do you have to be? The crane is moving so slowly surely someone could've jumped on it and got in the cabin

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
The operator was still in it, the brakes failed. I thought the same thing but then further in the narrator notes that the driver was dodging as much as he could while trying to slow down by running into things with no people in them.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

You Am I posted:

Wow, how loving dumb do you have to be? The crane is moving so slowly surely someone could've jumped on it and got in the cabin

Someone is in it, the brakes went out.

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.
Can you not put it into reverse?

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

With the anchor drops, keep in mind as more links go over the side the weight that's hanging also increases, so the brake force has to be ramped up to match. Even if you increase the pressure, if the chain's weight increases faster it'll speed up, and eventually exceed the brakes ability to stop it at all.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Assuming those little footy things are hydraulic, I wonder if deploying them would have stopped the crane.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Can't, apparently they're locked out when the crane's moving.

ALso, remember that kinetic energy is 0.5mv2 so while chain mass is linearly increasing, which is increasing the speed, the energy is increasing at the square of that, so you very rapidly run out of headroom on being able to effectively apply the brake.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Sorry son, warden says this is all you get. Any last words?

DEAD MAN WRENCHIN'

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

"courtesy of" like they're doing you a loving favour.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


It's quite clearly labeled though

1) base-plate
2) grammeter
3) reciprocating dingle arm
4) logarithmic casing
5) hydrocoptic marzel vane
6) spurving bearings
7) panametric fan
8) differential girdle spring
9) ambifacient lunar wane shaft

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Are you sure that's a lunar wane shaft? Looks more like an atmospheric pressure ventilator.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

14 INCH DEVITO posted:

Sorry son, warden says this is all you get. Any last words?

DEAD MAN WRENCHIN'



This is the order in which each of these parts will gently caress you.

It's like a paint by numbers but the only colour is flat rate brown.

Each bubble contains the profanity count which must be used to remove them (metric profanity only please).

Mercury Ballistic
Nov 14, 2005

not gun related
On the anchor, the white links are 90', aka one "shot" apart. The brake is normally loosened until the anchor is paying out slowly and then moderated by a big wheel operated brake around the windlass. Normally the weight of the chain is not much of an issue because you seldom anchor in more than 150' of water. Generally the anchor is engaged to the powered windlass, lowered to the waters edge, then the brake is applied and the windlass disengaged. Then on the order of the conning officer, let go.
There is a sea story of a bunch of stowaways who were killed when the chain departing the chain locker they were hiding shredded them. Sea story though so ...

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Each bubble contains the profanity count which must be used to remove them (metric profanity only please).

The metric system is the tool of the devil! My cart gets forty fucks to the goddammit and that's the way I likes it!

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

kastein posted:

I also like the related video for the one buttcrackmenace just posted where they flip a rolled caterpillar over without putting anything downhill to stop it, so it just rolls down a loving mountain at full speed in neutral. If they'd used a shackle instead of just looping the recovery strap over a handy protrusion (the hitch) it would have gone fine.

e: this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJFeQ9t04lg

Reminds me of the video of dropping some kind of vehicle out the back of a C-130 and the vehicle breaks loose from its pallet on impact and just keeps on truckin' at whatever the minimum airspeed for a heavy C-130 is.

Here it is, at 1:10 and again zoomed in at 1:52 in this video (warning: questionable music choice):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DopZgJaWstk

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Mercury Ballistic posted:

There is a sea story of a bunch of stowaways who were killed when the chain departing the chain locker they were hiding shredded them. Sea story though so ...

Chains lockers are terrible places to stow away for a subtler reason.

There’s a lot of steel rusting in a confined space, so much that it can dangerously deplete the oxygen concentration in the air.

You won’t feel stuffy because there’s no CO2 build‐up. You’ll just pass out and die.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Doesn't seem like too bad a way to go, given the choice.

But you'll get mercilessly mocked by the sailors who find you.

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


For the crane, it seems like the better course of action would have been to try to wedge one of those timbers in-between the fender and the tire. I don't know how strong those fenders are, but it looked like clearance was low enough between the tire and the fender that you could have tried.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Powershift posted:

It's quite clearly labeled though

1) base-plate
2) grammeter
3) reciprocating dingle arm
4) logarithmic casing
5) hydrocoptic marzel vane
6) spurving bearings
7) panametric fan
8) differential girdle spring
9) ambifacient lunar wane shaft

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Well poo poo, if we're posting this stuff we might as well do it right and keep it brand-specific to mr. devito's current automotive ailments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


This is the best video.i have ever seen

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



"It's a simple head code, anyone can catch it"




E:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPeyhiD7KYw

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006


http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/news/article/russian-driver-replaces-car-tire-with-log/550503.html



Raluek posted:

Well poo poo, if we're posting this stuff we might as well do it right and keep it brand-specific to mr. devito's current automotive ailments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4
This is excellent.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


Ironically, that's probably the best way to avoid starting a fire, considering what the Russians usually do in those situations.

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


I woodn't worry about it. Leaf the guy alone.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

bull3964 posted:

I woodn't worry about it. Leaf the guy alone.
Wheel have to agree to disagree.

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


I'm going to go out on a limb and say the guy had no choice. It may not have been a poplar choice, but he drat sure wasn't going to be a sap for those pricey tire store chains.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
If you ashk me, that picture looks like a rec-ipe for disaster. However, I know my opinions aren't poplar, so I'll just bough out.

rainwulf
Jan 22, 2004
I must post less.

kastein posted:

The operator was still in it, the brakes failed. I thought the same thing but then further in the narrator notes that the driver was dodging as much as he could while trying to slow down by running into things with no people in them.

Couldn't he uh.. drive it? to a place that had less chance of mishap? or even just.. i don't know.. bring it to a stop with the gearbox and then let it slowly touch a power pole or something. There has to be more to this story. Sure brakes can fail but im sure those drat huge rear end crane things have a hydrodynamic gearbox that would allow fine grain control of momentum for position and what-not.

rainwulf fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Nov 25, 2015

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

One of my favorite bike videos.

"Testing is accompanied by banjo music, for safety purposes." :banjo:

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