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Trig Discipline posted:lol if you don't just bite the neck off of a beer bottle really working on getting that aussie citizenship i see
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Nov 24, 2015 23:32
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just open it on the edge of a table
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Nov 24, 2015 23:38
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also what kind of scrub doesn't have a vintage Coke machine in their kitchen w/ the built in opener
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Nov 24, 2015 23:38
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lol if you cant open beer with your eye
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Nov 24, 2015 23:40
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Nov 25, 2015 00:50
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i just use my bottle opener wallet
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Nov 25, 2015 02:17
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kalstrams posted:lol if you cant open beer with your eye Lol if you can't open beer with someone elses eye
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Nov 25, 2015 02:45
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theflyingorc posted:belt only goes to 44 inch waist, cutting out a huge potential market ha i get it
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Nov 25, 2015 02:48
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lol if your beer comes in bottles
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Nov 25, 2015 03:00
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i give the beer a stern look until it opens itself
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Nov 25, 2015 03:01
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Nov 25, 2015 03:01
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bobbilljim posted:*also applies to bears 
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:*jam's bottle into crotch, gyrates hips until cap pops off, soaking jorts in suds*
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:lol i lost it at lol amd graphics fuckin clowntown
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Nov 25, 2015 05:00
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beer is for poors. my hired help opens my wine bottles
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Nov 25, 2015 05:13
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hmm, need a beer bottle that has an opener on the bottom of it so that you can open your next beer with it. are insurfferable twats still brewing they own beers?
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Nov 25, 2015 05:38
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my ex gf would jam a bottle into her forearm and twist and it would work as a bottle opener. apparently if you're skinny it works
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:lol amd graphics the belt has its own nvidia chipset. take it off, plug it in, forego all constraints on your gaming action and cheeto consumption
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Syncopated posted:i use another beer bottle to open my beer thanks for shaking up and/or spilling my beer
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kalstrams posted:lāčplēsis, i never thought your goon there are multiple letters in that word that don't have funny accent marks; you can do better 
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prefect posted:there are multiple letters in that word that don't have funny accent marks; you can do better
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kalstrams posted:im pretty sure i nailed the name of latvian national hero drat His name means "Bear-slayer", because as a young man, living as the adopted son of the Lord of Lielvārde, he kills a bear by ripping its jaws apart with his hands. as a dumb american, this reads like tolkien-on-steroids; the names are amazing At the castle of Lord Aizkrauklis, he spies on the activities of the witch Spīdala, who is under the control of the Devil, and the holy man Kangars, who is in reality a traitor plotting to replace the old gods with Christianity. Spīdala tries to drown Lāčplēsis by throwing him into the whirlpool of Staburags in the Daugava, but he is rescued by the goddess Staburadze and taken to her underwater crystal castle. There Lāčplēsis meets and falls in love with the maiden Laimdota. Shortly afterwards, Lāčplēsis becomes friends with another hero, Koknesis ("Wood-bearer"), and they study together at the Castle of Burtnieks, Laimdota's father.
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~Coxy posted:thanks for shaking up and/or spilling my beer Then when you open yours, i hit the opening with the bottom of my beer
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prefect posted:drat  staburags, it's under water since the pļaviņas hydroelectric power planet was built. used to be a pretty sick cliff from what i've heardlielvārde and aizkraukle are cities, burtnieks is a pretty big (for latvia) lake laimdota (and kangars to a significantly lesser extent) are still used as names, for girls and boys respectively i'd disagree with translation, by the way - imo, lāčplēsis is literally bear-ripper, other words would fit '-slayer' better
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how big a bear are we talking here? most guys who lift could probably rip a bear cub without much trouble
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:how big a bear are we talking here? most guys who lift could probably rip a bear cub without much trouble bear cubs that are small enough to rip apart will be close to their mother and youll probably die shortly after.
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:bear cubs that are small enough to rip apart will be close to their mother and youll probably die shortly after. that's why you shoot the mom first. nobody claims to deal with every bear by ripping 
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Nov 25, 2015 19:44
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p sure I couldn't rip even a squirrel to pieces with my bare hands
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Nov 25, 2015 20:52
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please be nice to animals 
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Nov 25, 2015 21:13
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Silver Alicorn posted:please be nice to animals if you're going to rip an animal rip a god danm possum
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Nov 25, 2015 22:12
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I literally killed animals today with my bare hands, weird feeling
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Silver Alicorn posted:please be nice to animals
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theflyingexecutive posted:I literally killed animals today with my bare hands, weird feeling were they cute?
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Nov 26, 2015 00:25
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all this talk about killing animals makes me want lobster
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Nov 26, 2015 00:26
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prefect posted:drat "wood-bearer" is a way better personal epithet than "bear-ripper" "wood-bearer" sure seemed to know his way around the castle of burtnieks at night, if you catch my drift 
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Nov 26, 2015 00:27
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Sniep posted:all this talk about killing animals makes me want lobster 
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theflyingexecutive posted:I literally killed animals today with my bare hands, weird feeling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rbUH_iVjYw
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I hope you weren’t out killing any of God’s creatures.
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