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I shrugged at him again. Of course I was out killing things. How the hell am I supposed to get heads and bodies for the Poles and the Bunker if I don’t kill things? There just aren’t enough natural deaths.
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You can’t explain that sort of thing to people, though.
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Nov 26, 2015 01:23
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:how big a bear are we talking here? most guys who lift could probably rip a bear cub without much trouble
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Nov 26, 2015 01:25
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Gus Hobbleton posted:were they cute? in a certain light yes
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Nov 26, 2015 01:32
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Sham bam bamina! posted:except possums those are nasty fuckers 
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Nov 26, 2015 02:03
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Uh as someone who doesn't live in a possum's natural habitat and therefore deals with them in no ways at all I can confidently state Possums are kewl and should be protected 
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Nov 26, 2015 03:05
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i grew up in rural missouri and have many fond memories of the forest creatures there, none of which involve the absolute shitbags that are possums ed: ^^^exactly
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Sniep posted:all this talk about killing animals makes me want lobster i want crawdads well, i always do but especially now
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they will eat the eggs from under your chickens and terrorize your friends' ducks* and hiss at you instead of running off when you catch them and they are disgusting to look at and they reek and i hate the bastard shits *to be fair everything does Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Nov 26, 2015 |
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Nov 26, 2015 03:15
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Sham bam bamina! posted:i grew up in rural missouri and have many fond memories of the forest creatures there, none of which involve the absolute shitbags that are possums a possum mugged me for my protein bar on my way to sign up for classes at about 4 am on my first day at college
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Sham bam bamina! posted:they will eat the eggs from under your chickens and terrorize your friends' ducks and hiss at you instead of running off when you catch them and they are disgusting to look at and they reek and i hate the bastard shits i am torn because possums are horrible creatures but i agree on their duck terrifying policy like if president trump was aggressively going after isis or something
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Nov 26, 2015 03:18
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you all need to import additional raccoon populations to drive out your possums
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I hit a squirrel with a snowball today and he fell off his branch and onto a lower bracnch and squawked at me like gently caress YOU BIG PINK and then took off running
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Nov 26, 2015 05:27
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:I hit a squirrel with a snowball today and he fell off his branch and onto a lower bracnch and squawked at me like gently caress YOU BIG PINK and then took off running
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Nov 26, 2015 08:37
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syscall girl posted:i am torn because possums are horrible creatures but i agree on their duck terrifying policy ducks are ok imo, swans are the real enemy
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Nov 26, 2015 10:30
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at least swans stick to ponds. we got wild turkeys strutting down the street like they own the place
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Nov 26, 2015 15:11
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:at least swans stick to ponds. we got wild turkeys strutting down the street like they own the place oh my god the little babies 
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Nov 26, 2015 17:30
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RIP AND TEAR !!
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Nov 26, 2015 17:42
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Gus Hobbleton posted:oh my god the little babies yea it's gunna be a great meal tonight 
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:yea it's gunna be a great meal tonight lol that pic is months old
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JawnV6 posted:lol that pic is months old what are you, some sort of fancy expert on leaves and seasons anyway we told our 4 year old daughter we got a turkey and she was disappointed that it was already dead. she wanted to help kill it. should i be worried?
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Nov 26, 2015 17:58
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we get wild turkeys in some of the rural areas here and like flocks of them just sit down in the middle of the road and completely ignore your car
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I seen wild turkeys like a block away from my apartment in Boston
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Nov 26, 2015 18:14
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our old place backed up to a greenbelt and i know turkey seasons, those are early summer turkey kidsDixie Cretin Seaman posted:she wanted to help kill it. should i be worried?
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Nov 26, 2015 18:16
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JawnV6 posted:and defeather and clean? quite a work ethic i think it would go more like run away in terror from big scary bird, eat chicken nuggets, watch spongebob and teen titans for 5 hours straight
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Nov 26, 2015 18:56
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:i think it would go more like run away in terror from big scary bird, eat chicken nuggets, watch spongebob and teen titans for 5 hours straight it's nice that you and your daughter can do something together
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Nov 26, 2015 19:20
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Syncopated posted:it's nice that you and your daughter can do something together 
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Nov 26, 2015 20:19
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Syncopated posted:it's nice that you and your daughter can do something together 
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Nov 26, 2015 23:41
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They used to walk single file down the road in the morning and I'd have to slowly follow behind them while trying to get to the barn. Now they just walk across our backyard
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Nov 27, 2015 02:33
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walking through a wooded area, hear a rustle behind me, see a flock of wild turkeys rush past me out of the corner of my eye. probably the closest ill ever get to experiencing jurassic park
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Nov 27, 2015 03:27
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what's with all the possum hate? Just remember, if you catch one, put it in a pin for week or so and feed it lettuce and poo poo to clean out the trash they like to eat before preparing possum for consumption.
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Nov 28, 2015 18:14
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i accidentally put a pin in the possum instead oh god there's blood everywhere
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Nov 28, 2015 19:14
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Well, this is revolting https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1468268424/l-i-v-i-n-hive?ref=home_potd
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Nov 29, 2015 08:02
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FLOOR_MASTER posted:Well, this is revolting that's just the lowest level of fear factor for the home get back to me when they have self-sustaining buckets of horse jizz and plenty of la scumbags lining up to suck it down also drowning simulation and tripe, with hissing cockroaches
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Nov 29, 2015 08:11
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FLOOR_MASTER posted:Well, this is revolting a bit late for yosmas but eh lol that they added german descriptions
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Nov 29, 2015 12:45
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FLOOR_MASTER posted:Well, this is revolting seems like a good idea to me, no idea about the execution or whatever sorry you're afraid of eating bugs
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Nov 29, 2015 19:16
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Less afraid and more refuse to unless being fed by the fistful between slaps by scowling woman telling me i am scum
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Nov 29, 2015 19:20
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im not afraid per se of eating bugs but tbh id rather not maybe if i had some way of cooking + shelling them and eating the bugmeat alone like with crustaeceaehans or smth
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Nov 29, 2015 21:12
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i have no problem at all with eating bugs but i'd prefer not to grow and prepare my own mats of writhing bugmeat thanks
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Al! posted:i have no problem at all with eating bugs but i'd prefer not to grow and prepare my own mats of writhing bugmeat thanks i find it slightly less disconcerting than the idea of picking up bugs at the food lion
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