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Strudel Man posted:I'm fairly confident that this is not the case, and that if you're not a minor or a commercial driver, it is perfectly legal to drive at less than .08% BAC. Commercial BAC limit is .04%, but yeah as long as you're under that (assuming you also can pass some kind of roadside cognitive thing) you are legal.
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By Spartan law, he will now be thrown from the highest cliff, to feed the waiting wolves below.
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Nov 27, 2015 03:12
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:By Spartan law, he will now be thrown from the highest cliff, to feed the waiting wolves below. That's a Greek police force, clearly. Dude was probably a butcher, or gardener or something.
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Nov 27, 2015 03:24
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:I was riding shotgun in my buddy's RSX and it happened. We were headed to work on a busy 2 lane and I was half-asleep trying to squeeze in a nap and holy gently caress talk about a jump scare. Been there too, a buddy "shut my hood" for me after I put in some oil and then I took the highway. Absolutely shattered my windshield too, however the windshield didn't fully break, it just cobwebbed. The same buddy was in the car when it happened, and said that even though the hood scared him, he was more freaked out by how I just sighed and pulled over.
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Nov 27, 2015 03:53
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Strudel Man posted:I don't know how it could exist otherwise. Asphalt trucks can't exactly drive over cars, and wouldn't produce a surface like that even if they could. Maybe the road crew was just really bored
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Nov 27, 2015 03:56
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Slingshots are not toys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l403ndBvdEk
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Nov 27, 2015 04:01
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Uncle Enzo posted:Commercial BAC limit is .04%, but yeah as long as you're under that (assuming you also can pass some kind of roadside cognitive thing) you are legal. for the record never submit to a roadside breathalyzer or field sobriety test
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Nov 27, 2015 04:02
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HP Artsandcrafts posted:Slingshots are not toys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l403ndBvdEk Try to click on that big annotation that says "NOT SURE IF THIS IS REAL?" while he's bleeding. -e- You changed it 
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Nov 27, 2015 04:06
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Lurking Haro posted:Try to click on that big annotation that says "NOT SURE IF THIS IS REAL?" while he's bleeding. Copy and pasted the wrong one. You can't win a race in the first corner but you can sure as hell lose one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHAkynBAu9Q
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Nov 27, 2015 04:13
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edit: gently caress, no, not derailing about this
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Nov 27, 2015 04:14
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ante posted:edit: gently caress, no, not derailing about this Go ahead, everyone else does. 
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Nov 27, 2015 04:29
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Just came across this  The Schadenfreude comes from her reaction. I mean how do you not know what to do when injured, you have your phone in your hand, and need to ask your stream, Christ.
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Nov 27, 2015 04:35
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im pooping! posted:for the record never submit to a roadside breathalyzer or field sobriety test *If you want to spend the rest of your evening getting a blood test.
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Nov 27, 2015 05:07
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im pooping! posted:for the record never submit to a roadside breathalyzer or field sobriety test Pretty good way to get your license suspended on the spot in a lot of states.
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Anosmoman posted:*If you want to spend the rest of your evening getting a blood test. And commit an another crime that will automatically suspend your license. e:f,b Gynocentric Regime has a new favorite as of 05:16 on Nov 27, 2015 |
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Nov 27, 2015 05:13
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syscall girl posted:Look, the guy in the drive through liquor store left half the wrapper on the straw of my Long Island ice tea. Are there states with drive through liquor stores that serve long islands? God drat.
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Nov 27, 2015 05:16
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Uncle Enzo posted:Commercial BAC limit is .04%, but yeah as long as you're under that (assuming you also can pass some kind of roadside cognitive thing) you are legal. Good lord, what backwards hellhole do you live in where commercial BAC isn't 0.0?
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HEY NONG MAN posted:Are there states with drive through liquor stores that serve long islands? God drat. I guess it was frozen daiquiris. http://www.vice.com/read/defending-the-daiquiri-and-new-orleanss-go-cup-culture Also lol if you don't get how implied consent works and think you're gonna game the system.
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Nov 27, 2015 05:32
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Gorilla Salad posted:Good lord, what backwards hellhole do you live in where commercial BAC isn't 0.0? Not some Muslim hellhole where a single beer with a meal means you're gonna murder a herd of children.
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Nov 27, 2015 06:22
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Bum the Sad posted:Not some Muslim hellhole where a single beer with a meal means you're gonna murder a herd of children. what? if you're driving a commercial truck you shouldn't drink any alcohol at all during your shift. poo poo, that's the rule at my company across the board and i'm just a dumb office gently caress.
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Nov 27, 2015 06:43
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Puritanical American retardation.
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syscall girl posted:Also lol if you don't get how implied consent works and think you're gonna game the system. It's not "gaming the system" to insist on objective tests rather than an officer's feelings.. Here in Minnesota, and quite a few other states, participating in any roadside test is voluntary and implied consent only comes into play after you've been arrested on suspicion of DWI/DUI. (If you don't blow or provide a blood sample after you've been arrested it's an automatic suspension) You can be found guilty of DUI for failing the coordination tests because you're tired, or the road is icy, it's windy out, or you're just a klutz even if you later test clean for drugs or alcohol.
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Nov 27, 2015 07:42
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I can't believe you guys still use field tests, just give everyone a breathalyzer and ditch that arbitrary poo poo.
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Nov 27, 2015 07:52
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OH BOY HERE WE GO GUYS IM SO FUCKINGJACKED
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Nov 27, 2015 07:53
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I'm imagining this as some sort of showdown and it's the sound of his shield falling that sets off the rioters and leads to a bloodbath with the camera panning in on his face looking awkward.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:56
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FCKGW posted:OH BOY HERE WE GO GUYS IM SO FUCKINGJACKED Well in MY state, blah blah blah  Goons derail about the dumbest poo poo, News at 11.
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Nov 27, 2015 09:10
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HEY NONG MAN posted:what? if you're driving a commercial truck you shouldn't drink any alcohol at all during your shift. They aren't talking about office rules, though, they're talking about the law. I really doubt any trucking companies are going to allow drinking on the job even if it's legal. Which, I don't even know how many states even allow driving with open alcohol in the vehicle anyway. In my state at least, the lower bac limit for commercial drivers is always, not just on the job.
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Nov 27, 2015 09:28
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Every lawyer I know, including the one I helped with a mock trial when he was in law school about drunk driving, featuring a honest-to-goodness real judge who agreed, insists right and left that you take the breathalyzer every drat time. There are a million ways to get a breathalyzer result thrown out, but you will almost never see the same happen with the fact you refused the test. It'll be staring you in the face in court every time, and you will lose your license for a while no matter what in many states.
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Nov 27, 2015 10:41
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I do not support drunk driving in any way and hope no one buzzed ever beats the rap, but don't make up legal bs.
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Nov 27, 2015 11:48
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Birb Katter posted:I can't believe you guys still use field tests, just give everyone a breathalyzer and ditch that arbitrary poo poo. Ever wonder why the US road death toll is up there with countries like Uzbekistan, Chile and Romania with more than 11 road deaths per 100,000 inhabitants per year? Australia is right down with Western Europe in the 5 per 100,000 range. Also, US road death hovers around 35,000 people per year - there's some loving schadenfreude. No wait, that's just tragic.
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Our blood alcohol limit is also lower, at 0.05 for everyone all the time, which probably helps.
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Samfucius posted:Every lawyer I know, including the one I helped with a mock trial when he was in law school about drunk driving, featuring a honest-to-goodness real judge who agreed, insists right and left that you take the breathalyzer every drat time. There are a million ways to get a breathalyzer result thrown out, but you will almost never see the same happen with the fact you refused the test. It'll be staring you in the face in court every time, and you will lose your license for a while no matter what in many states. Again, because folks like you don't realize that there are two different "breathalyzers," the Breathalyzer the lawyer you were working with is talking about is the size of a 1980's computer and lives back at the station.  It's not portable. The handheld "breathalyzer" box they want you to blow in when they bust your backyard kegger is just a tool for the cops to develop probable cause to arrest you on suspicion of DWI/DUI and can be lumped in with the "don't talk to cops" and "don't consent to a search" advice. If you fail the Preliminary Breath Test or Standard Field Sobriety Test you'll still have to blow into the actual "Breathalyzer" back at the station. Implied consent doesn't become a factor, and you don't have to provide incriminating evidence against yourself in the majority of states, until you've been placed under arrest: Once the cuffs go on and you've been transported, you've gotta blow or you lose your license. (This is the test your lawyer buddy was talking about) MisterOblivious has a new favorite as of 14:11 on Nov 27, 2015 |
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MisterOblivious posted:Again, because folks like you don't realize that there are two different "breathalyzers," the Breathalyzer the lawyer you were working with is talking about is the size of a 1980's computer and lives back at the station. What the gently caress is wrong with the US that 'don't co-operate with the police' is advice people give all the time? What kind of hosed up country do you live in that that's a reasonable thing to do? If you refuse to provide a roadside breathalyser sample here they just arrest you for failing to provide a sample, I don't see how refusing to co-operate is going to magically make anything better for you.
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Nov 27, 2015 14:58
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A guy I knew back in school submitted to a field breathalyzer test and passed because he was totally sober, then the pissed off cop "smelled pot" and decided to tear apart the interior of his car with a Ka-Bar and throw all of his poo poo into the ditch during his "search". He kept his license, but once a cop has started an interaction with you it's going to end with you getting hosed somehow.
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Aramoro posted:What the gently caress is wrong with the US that 'don't co-operate with the police' is advice people give all the time? What kind of hosed up country do you live in that that's a reasonable thing to do? Because they're out to get you? They're not there to help you, they're there to amass evidence so you can be charged. You're lucky if they don't shoot you.
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