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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Julivia

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Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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:backtowork:

Lol Hannah Beech

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


his chin does not long wongly

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Isn't this a toenail fungus medication?


Content: today I took down an email address for Dakoda's grandma. Not Dakota, Dakoda.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Rodbert Chudlo

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I once took a call from a Tallulah-Jane, when I asked her to spell it she said something like "I'm going to kill my mother"

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Kuedleburt

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
One of the local proctologists is Dr Reem.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
Please tell me Grendel is not the dog

trauma llama
Jun 16, 2015

There is no way this is real. It's just too perfect.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

trauma llama posted:

There is no way this is real. It's just too perfect.

It is not. It's from exactly where you'd expect it to be from.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Jomontikka

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




I know the names are fake and all but still the kid on the right has the same hairstyle as Girl from Cat And Girl

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Overheard a woman telling off her overweight 6-year-old son, Titan.

And I met a woman whose name is Mischa, pronounced Miz-cha.

All on Black posted:

At my ex-girlfriend's old high school they assigned usernames as last name-first initial. So her friend Stephanie Ball was just "balls."

I went to high school with a Sarah Ball with the same username. There was also an "anal", but they were both allowed to change their usernames by inverting them to initial-surname, so "sball" and "lana".

Asinine Tails
Aug 11, 2012
Drew Lee

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Probably one of those times that parents don't realize the name is terrible until someone says it out loud.

ibntumart
Mar 18, 2007

Good, bad. I'm the one with the power of Shu, Heru, Amon, Zehuti, Aton, and Mehen.
College Slice

Istari posted:

Overheard a woman telling off her overweight 6-year-old son, Titan.

And I met a woman whose name is Mischa, pronounced Miz-cha.

I'm used to seeing it without the c, but otherwise not sure what the problem with Mischa is. A bit uncommon, and kind of weird how in English-speaking cultures it's feminine rather than masculine, I guess, but not seeing how it's *terrible.*

Also kind of hoping Titan *is* that kid's real name because otherwise that mom was just being cruel and picking on her kid. :smith:

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

ibntumart posted:

I'm used to seeing it without the c, but otherwise not sure what the problem with Mischa is. A bit uncommon, and kind of weird how in English-speaking cultures it's feminine rather than masculine, I guess, but not seeing how it's *terrible.*

the pronunciation is the problem

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.



Alaois posted:

Ralph David Abernathy IV

I drive down his granddad's highway everyday. Well, that's my story, see ya


Charles Emerson Winchester III is the greatest television character name of all time.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Vanderdeath posted:

I drive down his granddad's highway everyday. Well, that's my story, see ya


Charles Emerson Winchester III is the greatest television character name of all time.

It isn't even in the top 100.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Dave

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!



Not here, man

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Opopanax posted:

Not here, man

You rang?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


No, man, Dave's not here.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
Atholl Johnston

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove
The bassist from the Seekers is named Athol Guy which essentially sound like "rear end in a top hat guy"

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
Brady Snowman

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.



Jerry Cotton posted:

It isn't even in the top 100.

I admit, the Transatlantic Accent while he says it helps a lot.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Teddi-Joe. A girl.

VorpalBunny
May 1, 2009

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

genetic_knockout posted:

Atholl Johnston

Is this like "rear end in a top hat" with a lisp?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Recently I came across a couple of women named Shadow-Lynn and Genapher.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
There's an adorable small ginger girl at my son's preschool called Brinley. Which would not annoy me as much if she wasn't a dead ringer for Li'l Amelia Pond, and if her mother didn't actually resemble a slightly overweight brunette Karen Gillan. I so wanted her to have a better name.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Braven

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

rodbeard posted:

Teddi-Joe. A girl.

My fiancee's boss is a woman named Jonnie-Lynn

which every time I hear it all I can think is that it sounds like a Triad boss. "Johnny Lin sends his regards!"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

How did you miss 'Juju'?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Khazar-khum posted:

How did you miss 'Juju'?

GF has a cousin named Juju (though its short for Juliette) so I guess I parsed it as normal.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

jojoinnit posted:

GF has a cousin named Juju (though its short for Juliette) so I guess I parsed it as normal.

If you and your girlfriend break up you could start dating her, you'd be Jojo and Juju.

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

stubblyhead posted:

If you and your girlfriend break up you could start dating her, you'd be Jojo and Juju.

That seems like it might be some bad juju tbh.

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