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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
it wouldn't surprise me if austria made the "fritzl solution" to rebellious daughters mandatory.

austrians love their "solutions".

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lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

GBS feebly grappling with world events is always adorable.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

lynch_69 posted:

GBS feebly grappling with world events is always adorable.

You're so much smarter than us. We thank you for reminding us.

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

isis/isil is bad and should/deserve to have everything horrible that can possibly happen to them.

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
guess they got muad'dibbed

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

whoflungpoop posted:

if these girls manage to discourage just one other dopey teen from running away to ISIS then at least their deaths will have some meaning bc some unfortunate souls are fated to reach their peak value in serving as a warning to others

The IS will have some kind of infidel/apostate narrative to justify their deaths. Potential recruits who accept that the beheadings, the slavery and all the other poo poo can be justified aren't going to be deterred by this. In their own minds they're "good Muslims" and simply don't believe they're ever going to do anything which would make the IS want to kill them.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Zzulu posted:

And here's a cool gif I found while I googled Ice Burn



my taint after indian food

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

lynch_69 posted:

GBS feebly grappling with world events is always adorable.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I mean they said they were willing to die for Allah so honestly their families should be happy that they attained their goals. :)

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

I mean they said they were willing to die for Allah so honestly their families should be happy that they attained their goals. :)

the 72 virgins waiting for them is us

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Lolie posted:

The IS will have some kind of infidel/apostate narrative to justify their deaths. Potential recruits who accept that the beheadings, the slavery and all the other poo poo can be justified aren't going to be deterred by this. In their own minds they're "good Muslims" and simply don't believe they're ever going to do anything which would make the IS want to kill them.

yeah nothing dissuades true believers but at the very least it's two less PR stooges for ISIS to reach out to other retards tho

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


How long would 72 virgins even last the average rapist/murderer Muslim in the afterlife? I guess they would slow down their rape/murders as they near the end of their supply?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Decrepus posted:

How long would 72 virgins even last the average rapist/murderer Muslim in the afterlife? I guess they would slow down their rape/murders as they near the end of their supply?

That's what I don't get. Wouldn't things get really stressful once you have 3-4 left, and after those you get no new virgins for eternity?

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Blahsmack posted:

isis/isil is bad and should/deserve to have everything horrible that can possibly happen to them.

They're called "Pete" now fyi

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
To a lot of people here in the West, for Islam , rape and murder and pedophelia is okay as long as their god told them so.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Poetic Justice posted:

To a lot of people here in the West, for Islam , rape and murder and pedophelia is okay as long as their god told them so.

My god is telling me to kick your rear end

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I love all the dumb people that think Islam is cool, they are like "well, only 1 percent of them believe in the extremist views" They have stats and graphs showing this. This is the best they can get. It's "just" 1%. Hey shitlords, it's true, it's only one percent. That's still 22,000,000 people. No problem, rofl, let them all in.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Trump is right, we need to build a wall. Let me give you an example of what a wall can do. This forum has a wall(pay). 4chan and Reddit do not.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

My god is telling me to kick your rear end

if you ever interrupt me again imma break your freaking kneecaps.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Poetic Justice posted:

if you ever interrupt me again imma break your freaking kneecaps.

Go join Pete about it you imbecile

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Either people are for the ideals of reddit and 4chan, or they are for the ideals of something awful. There is no inbetween

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

lots of people join ISIS for the falafel tbqh

poo poo if you from the first world just join the safeway club imo

red_dirt
Apr 26, 2014

by Shine

babypolis posted:

thats desertion though its a whole different thing


Absolute poo poo for brains. You are a loving idiot.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Poetic Justice posted:

Trump is right, we need to build a wall. Let me give you an example of what a wall can do. This forum has a wall(pay). 4chan and Reddit do not.

This is a dead gay forum.

But,

Dead, gay, so what.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
this thread owns. where did babyopolis go??? that dude was so mad lol

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

This is a valuable thread because at one point people were posting about Elliot Rodgers joining ISIS and I've been laffin it up just thinking about the infinite comedic potential in that situation.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Decrepus posted:

How long would 72 virgins even last the average rapist/murderer Muslim in the afterlife? I guess they would slow down their rape/murders as they near the end of their supply?

The houri are eternal virgins. Their virginity rejuvenates so you never "run out" of virgins. They don't have bodily secretions, either.

Poetic Justice posted:

I love all the dumb people that think Islam is cool, they are like "well, only 1 percent of them believe in the extremist views" They have stats and graphs showing this. This is the best they can get. It's "just" 1%. Hey shitlords, it's true, it's only one percent. That's still 22,000,000 people. No problem, rofl, let them all in.

It's even more complicated than that. "Moderate" Islam can still be extremely fundamentalist. Saudi Arabia is not alone in being a wealthy nation with modern infrastructure with a harsh Sharia legal system. Only last year, Brunei expanded both the range of offences covered by Sharia and the range of punishments for those offences (severing of limbs, anyone?).

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Lolie posted:

It's even more complicated than that. "Moderate" Islam can still be extremely fundamentalist. Saudi Arabia is not alone in being a wealthy nation with modern infrastructure with a harsh Sharia legal system. Only last year, Brunei expanded both the range of offences covered by Sharia and the range of punishments for those offences (severing of limbs, anyone?).

I was gonna post a video of some moderate islam believers stoning a woman to death for being raped, but I thought it wouldn't be entertaining enough.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It's not like you can just absentmindedly sign up for a terrorist organization the same way you sign up for magazines... I guess it's similar to cults and poo poo but I don't really have sympathy for the people who willingly join that stuff either. I don't think being an easily-manipulated weak-willed retard means you shouldn't suffer consequences in life. I feel bad that some 16 year old Slav got beaten to death or whatever but I mean, maybe they shouldn't have decided being a Muslim terrorist was sweet

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
mah sympathiez

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
*HALO chutes into thread*

Looks like those whores got arab'd

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015




Maybe the girl got 75 virgins to jizz on her.
See aziz didnt lie :smug:

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

No. 6 posted:

Just too many goddamn people in the world anyways. If they want to put themselves in [b]harams[ /b] way, I feel sorry for their families and friends but not for them. gently caress em.

Ftfy

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

There was definitely an article out about a woman who joined isis and became part of one of their female brigades. Their responsibilities included making sure the other women were up to religious code, and other women regularly got beaten, tortured and killed by them. This woman then left isis when her husband nearly beat her to death. I feel bad for the fact that her husband nearly beat her to death, but not bad for her personally because she enjoyed power tripping with the religious sisters from hell and only bailed out when her own rear end was on the line :)

I wonder if they had hot lesbian orgies with the girls they were supposed to beat and punish for the moon god.


No?

:gbsmith:

E: for the record im talking about the 18+ old chicks not the 15 year olds that'd be Mod worthy.

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Nov 29, 2015

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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Lolie posted:

It's even more complicated than that. "Moderate" Islam can still be extremely fundamentalist. Saudi Arabia is not alone in being a wealthy nation with modern infrastructure with a harsh Sharia legal system. Only last year, Brunei expanded both the range of offences covered by Sharia and the range of punishments for those offences (severing of limbs, anyone?).

Aren't they both dictatorships run by extended royal families that don't give their people that much freedom? Don't we back at least one of those countries with huge amounts of money, arms and other stuff? Also isn't IS sponsored by the Saudis to a greater or lesser extent?

And on the subject of terrorist stuff, what about people who join up to fight IS with the various Kurdish groups that are on the ground in Syria, doesn't NATO consider many of them to be terrorist organizations? Of course that is only with the agreement of turkey for the most part a country that NATO seems willing to ignore to a greater or lesser extent.

I just feel sad for the people they may have inspired and for everyone who is going to have to suffer through the whole mess that Syria has become. What'd be best would be just to have a big boat go to Syria and pick up everyone who doesn't want to have bits of them chopped off or their family murdered, load them up and just leave the rest of the world to play out its proxy wars there for a good 5 years or so. Once that's done and everyone's gotten bored everyone normal can move back in.

Josef bugman fucked around with this message at 10:03 on Nov 29, 2015

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
WOuld women really want 72 unexperienced virgin dudes when they go to heaven after dying for allah

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

babypolis posted:

thats wrong their ghosts are reading this thread RIGHT NOW

stay safe isis ghost

note to self: babypolis will white knight for dead terrorist girls. will he white knight for the Bund Deutscher Mädel? find out in the next thrilling episode of dragon ball z

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

A Stupid Baby posted:

To me it's just another incident in the long list of atrocities committed by groups committed by ISIS, Boko Haram, AQ, and others. To some goons it's apparently an excuse to let their inner MRA shine. It's okay, guys! She wasn't technically a victim!

yes, yes, go directly to the "lol MRA fedora" bit even though it's a hilarious accusation with no bearing in truth

you don't even give these women agency - they are capable of making their own decisions, just like men do.

they chose poorly but you want to excuse their memory of that

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

lynch_69 posted:

GBS feebly grappling with world events is always adorable.

a challenger appears

what's up old man

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Zzulu posted:

WOuld women really want 72 unexperienced virgin dudes when they go to heaven

even heaven needs sysadmins

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