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I hope "Ugh. At least you know your memes." Makes its way into my tombstone
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 18:06 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 12:46 |
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No one. Outside. Of. Fuckin. Reddit. And. Tumblr. Does. This. poo poo.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 19:19 |
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sharktamer posted:No one. Outside. Of. Fuckin. Reddit. And. Tumblr. Does. This. poo poo. Except. You.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 19:56 |
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I appreciate the joke, but I think it belongs here:
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:56 |
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I guess I had ADD/Dyslexia because those are totally the same thing and also no ever said "Satan" verbally in all these years.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 08:58 |
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Dresh posted:I guess I had ADD/Dyslexia because those are totally the same thing and also no ever said "Satan" verbally in all these years. This person is like the reverse of all those characters in Chick Tracts who have never heard of this... "Jesus" fellow. What do you mean, he's the Son of God? This is news to me! e: also it's not really "today I hosed up" if it happened 14 loving years ago, is it
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 09:10 |
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No. 2 on Imgur front page I've been swimming my whole life on club teams, and swim in college now, but while I'm home I like to stay loose. Was getting in some laps, when this rather rotund woman physically stops me in the middle of my workout, only to tell me that I shouldn't swim so fast because it made her feel oppressed that there was someone going faster than her, and felt like she had to compete or some bullshit. Ok, I'm not one to rant, but this poo poo is ridiculous. She was saying that I can't go fast, because it wan't fair that I was in better shape than her. WHAT?! I had to take a step back. Is this a thing now? People aren't allowed to be in good shape, in case they make out of shape people feel bad? I did my best to tell her to gently caress off, in a nice way, and then went even faster. Honestly made me wanna work out harder. I can't stand these entitled people nowadays. Sorry for the rant. Carry on everyone.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 09:57 |
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 13:21 |
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axolotl farmer posted:No. 2 on Imgur front page There is nothing that didn't happen more than this did not happen. I could say I'm a billionaire who lives on the moon and be more likely than this story.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 13:42 |
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It's always nieces and nephews. Even in their fantasies these fuckers know they can't reproduce.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 16:46 |
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That's pretty funny though. It's also brief.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 18:08 |
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Yeah but it also didn't happen.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 18:35 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Yeah but it also didn't happen. Well, it did happen, but the parents' insecurity about whether or not their child is a drooling moron forced them to attribute that to her.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:39 |
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No way a child could put a hair clip onto a doll. Their brains not enough sophisticated.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:00 |
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 01:46 |
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Me whenever I get a new bra Though this may also be because, like OP, I don't currently have an SO to show my boobs off to
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 01:59 |
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Glurge STDHquote:I hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse, and after he had just finished a rough first day on the job: a flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric drill quit and his ancient one ton truck refused to start.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 09:59 |
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I am surprised that didn't have the obligatory clickbait "You've got to read this! This restored my faith in humanity! Make sure you read it to the end! Don't ignore this!!!! I'm in tears!!! How precious! You won't believe what This Man said!" paragraph preceding the dumb sappy story that didn't happen. I get that it's supposed to just be uplifting and not even the author thinks it actually happened, but after reading so many of them in this thread my reaction is to be annoyed, not uplifted. Also that guy needs to hire a new plumber.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 10:25 |
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WHO THE gently caress STOLE ALL MY TROUBLES?
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:03 |
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They've been packed up in your old kit bag HTH
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:23 |
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Dresh posted:I guess I had ADD/Dyslexia because those are totally the same thing and also no ever said "Satan" verbally in all these years. Lol this guy doesn't know anything about Catholicism. Why not just pick "Christian" for your BS story?
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 17:48 |
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"My 11 year-old cousin made a drawing of me, safe to say he has a bright future" Truly the signature of an 11 year old. I want to give it some credit because surely an Imgur user would have such little experience in social situations that they would say something very, very rude to a "friend". Verisimilidude has a new favorite as of 00:13 on Nov 28, 2015 |
# ? Nov 28, 2015 00:09 |
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Verisimilidude posted:"My 11 year-old cousin made a drawing of me, safe to say he has a bright future" Plus, you miss the looparound "Hey, look at me! I'm a hot chick!"
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 06:32 |
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Verisimilidude posted:
Ehhh, this is a friend though. It could be a fine joke between them. "Third time's the charm eh" "Ha-ha, very funny. Call me when you can even get a girlfriend, Neckbeard"
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 08:16 |
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Verisimilidude posted:"My 11 year-old cousin made a drawing of me, safe to say he has a bright future" Lindsey Lohan?
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 09:20 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxAOvNU6HoU Totally not staged at all.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:15 |
Shintaro posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxAOvNU6HoU "I was in the marine corps I was part of the 150 pounders."
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:26 |
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Postal Parcel posted:Ehhh, this is a friend though. It could be a fine joke between them. "Third time's the charm eh" "Ha-ha, very funny. Call me when you can even get a girlfriend, Neckbeard" Neckbeard is a weird name, is it a Scottish sir name? Or a pirate name? If I was a pirate I'd want to be called Leadbelly or Ol' Ironskull. I guess Neckbeard is OK, but I probably wouldn't get my own pirate ship with that name.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:55 |
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Shayu posted:Neckbeard is a weird name, is it a Scottish sir name? Or a pirate name? If I was a pirate I'd want to be called Leadbelly or Ol' Ironskull. I guess Neckbeard is OK, but I probably wouldn't get my own pirate ship with that name. You would. The HMS Goonvengeance.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 00:07 |
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Postal Parcel posted:Ehhh, this is a friend though. It could be a fine joke between them. "Third time's the charm eh" "Ha-ha, very funny. Call me when you can even get a girlfriend, Neckbeard" "You're coming to the wedding, right?" "Dude, I'm coming to all your weddings."
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 03:12 |
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Shayu posted:Scottish sir name? Why yesh it izh.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 05:40 |
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Shintaro posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxAOvNU6HoU And that guy was...Albert Einstein.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 10:54 |
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Shintaro posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxAOvNU6HoU I think the internet, or at least youtube users, have forgotten what the word "prank" means. Also I'm pretty sure most homeless people wouldn't be so laid back about someone just poking through their belongings like that, and it's very convenient that his blanket was big enough to hide the cart and he knew where to stand for the "prank" to work.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 11:13 |
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Sorry wrong thread!
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 15:58 |
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quote:Had an awesome day, and wanted to share it. But cannot post this to my main account.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 16:15 |
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That is one of those "why are you telling this to us you freak" stdh's.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 16:51 |
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This is the craziest sex you can imagine guys high heels and lingerie!!
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 17:04 |
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Jay Rust posted:That is one of those "why are you telling this to us you freak" stdh's. Imgur is like 70% TMI. EmmyOk posted:This is the craziest sex you can imagine guys high heels and lingerie!! People actually find the porn star look attractive?
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 17:10 |
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"Guys, I did the bare minimum that's expected of a husband, and my wife was so impressed that instead of screaming at me for being a useless piece of poo poo like she normally does, we had the sort of sex people in marriages that are healthy have on a regular basis!"
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 17:13 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 12:46 |
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Verisimilidude posted:People actually find the porn star look attractive? Nah people jerk off to porn out of obligation.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 17:51 |