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Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

PubicMice posted:

Happy Thanksgiving


A thanksgiving turdkey.

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Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

Shoozy posted:

This is HORRIFYING. It looks like a dick made of poo poo that's been set on drag queen fire.

Jizzing a load of blood the consistency of toothpaste.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Boob Dylan posted:

Did a bit of a double-take while scrolling through the San Diego Zoo's tumblr today



1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

Fashionable Jorts posted:

If I remember correctly, someone spilled a huge tub of glue.

Memento posted:

It was a 44-gallon drum of the glue they use to stick labels on beer bottles. I think it might have been at Dogfish Head Brewery.

Cheers. That makes sense. I figured it was glue or some other kind of industrial chemical.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

It was a 44-gallon drum of the glue they use to stick labels on beer bottles. I think it might have been at Dogfish Head Brewery.

I think it was on an episode of Brewmasters, but all I've been able to find is mention of it, and a promo for the episode that didn't include any footage of the spill.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Ramos posted:

So what is it if not a big, red dildo?

It's definitely a giant cock candle. The 30 on one of the cakes immediately makes me think this is someone's "Dirty Thirty" party.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

PubicMice posted:

Happy Thanksgiving


Turdicken.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

Help me out here. What is that stuff?

Cremaster VI

Jim DiGriz
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe there is no room for guys like us.
Grimey Drawer


The latest edition of a Hungarian magazine about geology and nature.

Yourmomjoke.jpg.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Jim DiGriz posted:



The latest edition of a Hungarian magazine about geology and nature.

Yourmomjoke.jpg.

This has to be a photoshop, no way is there a naturally occurring cave with a clitoris.

Jim DiGriz
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe there is no room for guys like us.
Grimey Drawer

Roro posted:

This has to be a photoshop, no way is there a naturally occurring cave with a clitoris.

Why don't you ask your m-nah, I just can't.

Anyway, according to the website of the Hungarian Geography Society the cover page is real, and this organization doesn't seem like one for pussy jokes.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Jim DiGriz posted:



The latest edition of a Hungarian magazine about geology and nature.

Yourmomjoke.jpg.

Looks like there's even a start of a butthole down at the bottom.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Jim DiGriz posted:



The latest edition of a Hungarian magazine about geology and nature.

Yourmomjoke.jpg.

my neck, my back
lick my földgömb and my crack

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

axolotl farmer posted:

my neck, my back
lick my földgömb and my crack

So, does that imply this issue is scratch and sniff?

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Mm, the musky, earthy scent of mother nature's hills and crevasses.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Jim DiGriz posted:



The latest edition of a Hungarian magazine about geology and nature.

Yourmomjoke.jpg.

I understand from the picture that this is something to do with földs, but what is this "gömb" you are talking about?

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

It's that little bit right at the top.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Karate Bastard posted:

I understand from the picture that this is something to do with földs, but what is this "gömb" you are talking about?

Ugh, typical MAN :mad:

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

axolotl farmer posted:

my neck, my back
lick my földgömb and my crack

This made me lol. Crack works, but I would have said crag.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

This made me lol. Crack works, but I would have said crag.

Yeah.

But you didn't

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Soulex posted:

Yeah.

But you didn't

I know :(

I really should just loving quit this loving job that doesn't allow me to look at the forums all day.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
For some reason this got me thinking of JoeyVapes.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Live from the GIF thread:

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.



Kegel training on the Olympic Peninsula


(it's actually the Sequim Gym, but it's pronounced "squim," so I've spent this whole vacation laughing)

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Who out there calls it quim these days?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

kimbo305 posted:

Who out there calls it quim these days?

Loki?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

kimbo305 posted:

Who out there calls it quim these days?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o2fw3Hme-0

Loki kind of brought the term back into the nerd/public consciousness.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

Needs more Dolan

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.


I think we've seen this one before; the meatuses were Photoshopped in.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





:nws:http://i.imgur.com/887RNiN.jpg:nws:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


http://youtu.be/YjaZNYSt7o0

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Context for that headgear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlysMbuFAgU

The New Day are loving awesome.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Context for that headgear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlysMbuFAgU

The New Day are loving awesome.

THEATRE!

New Day owns so hard.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
My god WWE sucks so hard these days.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
New Day is cool because I made Cobra Commander in a WWE game and he vogues out as his entrance to "Everybody's Free" by Rozalla.

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