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Slushie, I understand that the house cats you saw as kittens lived inside the house. However, that doesn't mean every kitten you see ever belongs in the house, especially ones you see on tv. You're like 14, how are you still this dumb. Douglas, stop having so many loving babies. They're cute, yes, but stop trying to turn our crawlspace into a cat colony. Link, I understand your owner went to work. No, I can't make her come home early no matter how loud you scream in my ear or how long you stand on my stomach.Please stop, cat, I don't sleep enough as it is.
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Uncle ShortyB posted:Douglas, stop having so many loving babies. They're cute, yes, but stop trying to turn our crawlspace into a cat colony.
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Angrymog posted:Is there any reason not to spay Douglas? (I'm assuming that Douglas is female despite the name as that's the cat you're blaming for having too many kittens) Besides financial issues at the moment, she is almost impossible to catch. Very good at escaping anything we try. Once we get the cash though we're gonna give it another shot just because she really ought to be spayed. Her name is Douglas because we originally thought she was male and the name kinda stuck.
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0000...Y74L&ref=plSrch
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No Batman, those are MY tortilla chips!  Tore the bag open, Tostitos Scoops everywhere, rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 2, 2015 01:11
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Ladybug, I don't mind you digging, but please. All this yard is red clay dirt and it is not more fun to dig when it rains and then jump on my nice interview clothes. 
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Dec 3, 2015 06:18
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Ooh, a dead squirrel today. What's the occasion Porchcat II?
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Dec 4, 2015 00:35
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grack posted:Ooh, a dead squirrel today. What's the occasion Porchcat II? It is genuinely, I'm not telling fibs, National Roof Over Your Head Day 
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teenytinymouse posted:It is genuinely, I'm not telling fibs, National Roof Over Your Head Day well. that portent is rather targeted mr porchcat II.
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teenytinymouse posted:It is genuinely, I'm not telling fibs, National Roof Over Your Head Day  I'm in love with Porchcat II
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Dec 4, 2015 13:22
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grack posted:Ooh, a dead squirrel today. What's the occasion Porchcat II? Easy prey for someone who doesn't seem to know how to hunt. Can't you see how generous and kind Porchcat II is being?  Reminds me of the time I found half of a (Australian) possum out on the front yard one morning. The rear half, to be precise. I don't know how one of the local cats managed it, only that they did and I still have no idea where the front half went.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Easy prey for someone who doesn't seem to know how to hunt. Can't you see how generous and kind Porchcat II is being? Local cats paying their taxes by giving you (the landowner) 50% of their harvest. Welcome to feudalism.
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Dec 4, 2015 16:33
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grack posted:Ooh, a dead squirrel today. What's the occasion Porchcat II? Dang
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Dec 4, 2015 16:36
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Porchcat II actually stopped by a few days ago: She declined my invitation to come in and just settled for an ear scratch before wandering off. I guess she had mouths to feed.
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Dec 4, 2015 18:56
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Oh my, that tail bristle She's a pretty thing
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Dec 4, 2015 19:11
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 This cat spends time in our murder-cellar. Today he watched us make breakfast and silently judged us. I envy you all your Porchcats.
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Dec 5, 2015 05:00
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Maully Millions posted:
You do have a murder celler, and thus probably SHOULD be judged.
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Dec 5, 2015 06:38
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i kinda want a murder cellar..
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SneakyFrog posted:i kinda want a murder cellar.. Every house in Upstate NY has its own murder-cellar. Judgy cats are extra, though. This one came by again today to judge me, again during breakfast. When my husband walked into the kitchen, he gave me a disgusted look and stalked off.
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Dec 6, 2015 03:43
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Jess, you are crap at fighting. Please don't try. You don't like being carried to the vets on the back of the motorbike, and now you're stuck indoors wearing a cone.
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Angrymog posted:Jess, you are crap at fighting. Please don't try. You don't like being carried to the vets on the back of the motorbike, and now you're stuck indoors wearing a cone. You say that, but that's the look of impending vengeance. Maybe against you for the cone, maybe against whoever she fought.
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I'm mostly disappointed that there wasn't a gopro in the crate for the motorcycle ride, to capture the sheer terror on its face.
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MrYenko posted:I'm mostly disappointed that there wasn't a gopro in the crate for the motorcycle ride, to capture the sheer terror on its face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PisrJaHTGb8
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Dec 7, 2015 00:42
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Dear cat, I spent $40 on toys for you yet you play with a candy wrapper for three hours.
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Dec 9, 2015 19:30
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OMG Bella you fat ungrateful giant baby. I've spent so much money on you for fencing and food - you've never missed a meal in your life and you holler like a T-Rex every morning at dawn and shove the sheep away from the grain and gobble everything in sight like you're starving. Stop having panic attacks every time I walk behind a tree and reappear on the other side. It's not a magic trick you loving moron. Get pregnant and give me some milk you freeloader.
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Dec 9, 2015 21:23
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meriruka posted:OMG Bella you fat ungrateful giant baby. I've spent so much money on you for fencing and food - you've never missed a meal in your life and you holler like a T-Rex every morning at dawn and shove the sheep away from the grain and gobble everything in sight like you're starving. Clearly the answer is let the porchcat in
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Thank you for the lovely gift of a headless rat this morning Porchcat II. I fear to ask but I must: What are you doing with the heads? Are you eating them? Are you doing feline taxidermy? Do you have some little trophy case full of rat skulls a la Predator somewhere? Or is it some sort of implicit threat that I'm just not getting?
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Dec 10, 2015 21:23
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How often have you been served a bird with its head still attached? Same deal here, Porchcat II is just doing basic food prep.
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Dec 10, 2015 21:27
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grack posted:Thank you for the lovely gift of a headless rat this morning Porchcat II. PorchCat's leaving them in the bed of the dog across the street as a warning.
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Dec 10, 2015 22:24
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This cat showed up on my porch, what should I do 
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Puppy Galaxy posted:This cat showed up on my porch, what should I do Let it in
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Where the gently caress do you people live with these armies of communally-owned neighborhood cats.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Where the gently caress do you people live with these armies of communally-owned neighborhood cats. Don't tell anyone but I actually know that cat has a home and just happens to be friendly.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Where the gently caress do you people live with these armies of communally-owned neighborhood cats. I live in suburbia. There are a few neighborhood cats wandering around.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Where the gently caress do you people live with these armies of communally-owned neighborhood cats. Somewhere that hasn't discovered the have-a-heart.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Where the gently caress do you people live with these armies of communally-owned neighborhood cats. in the way back off a dirt road where fuckers like to dump animals.
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SneakyFrog posted:in the way back off a dirt road where fuckers like to dump animals. Hello, neighbor! We had upwards of 12 cats at a time when I was a kid, because people would dump kittens and puppies (although not as often) out by us. Rural area, dead end road = party all night for baby animals, I guess.
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Porchcat, stop ripping the scab off your ear. I'm tired of you bleeding all over my furniture.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Where the gently caress do you people live with these armies of communally-owned neighborhood cats. I could open my front door and probably end up with 10 cats in my house, UK lyf innit. Maybe I should do that - free food for my lovely waste of space bitchlord dogs...
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