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Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!
Have had that sandwich and can attest sandwiches with turkey, mayo, and cranberry sauce are great.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Captainsalami posted:

Have had that sandwich and can attest sandwiches with turkey, mayo, and cranberry sauce are great.

This.

I still prefer just turkey and Miracle whip. Especially dark meat. :wiggle:

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
You gotta add pesto for the perfect cranberry turkey sandwich.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The bread slices are the stuffing, come in guys.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Picnic Princess posted:

The bread slices are the stuffing, come in guys.

You have to put a gravy soaked piece of bread in the middle. It's called the moist maker.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Pol Potpie

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Solice Kirsk posted:

You deserve a metal for this one.

A metal what?

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Captainsalami posted:

Have had that sandwich and can attest sandwiches with turkey, mayo, and cranberry sauce are great.

Hell yes. Just take some leftover cranberry sauce and mix it with the mayo. That sandwich just has Martha Stewart lighting.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

titties posted:

A metal what?

Bullet

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Indian Food Idi Amin
French Fry Franco
Cabbage Ceausesco
Soup Stalin
Hamburger Hirohito
Chili Chiang kai-Shek

Curry Castro

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Chicken Skin Ho Chi Minh

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Lasagna Lukashenko

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Aya-cola khanemia

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Yeah too much mayo but done right those are basically top tier sandwiches

This on the other hand...



I feel like if an employee served that in Disney world they'd be drug out back and flogged

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I think it's perfectly clear they were already on drugs then. No need to do them in the back.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Time to be a bad person and ruin the mood.
















Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
To be fair, for the Pyrex cereal bowl, I read an article about Pyrex employees' favorite item and all of them said the four cup handled measuring cup because you can use it as a handy handled bowl.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.
Now that's what made this thread great. :stonklol:

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Kim Jong Uncrustables

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Pirates of Black Water reboot kickstarter raised $6

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

"In unrelated news, look at this huge, weird poo poo I just took!"

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Indian Food Idi Amin
French Fry Franco
Cabbage Ceausesco
Soup Stalin
Hamburger Hirohito
Chili Chiang kai-Shek

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

RareAcumen posted:

Time to be a bad person and ruin the mood.


I've had more appetizing-looking bowel movements

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Thanks now I have to time travel so I can order that.

Lamprey Cannon
Jul 23, 2011

by exmarx

RareAcumen posted:

Time to be a bad person and ruin the mood.

















I would gleefully eat every one of these.

Lamprey Cannon has a new favorite as of 06:05 on Dec 1, 2015

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Lamprey Cannon posted:

I would gleefully eat every one of these.

But you would be high, right? ... right? :ohdear:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


RareAcumen posted:

Time to be a bad person and ruin the mood.

I feel like this wasn't so much a post as it was a demonic summoning

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Lamprey Cannon posted:

I would gleefully eat every one of these.

Would you seriously eat the oil stain on bread

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Aesop Poprock posted:

Would you seriously eat the oil stain on bread

I think that's supposed to be this stuff?



Which, calories aside, can't taste bad. You have to work hard to make globs of sugar and fat taste bad.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

RareAcumen posted:

Time to be a bad person and ruin the mood.


Seriously, I would say its crude oil, but its not the uniformly black

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

That's a yeast infection.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I think that's supposed to be this stuff?



Which, calories aside, can't taste bad. You have to work hard to make globs of sugar and fat taste bad.

is liquified, spreadable oreo crust really common enough that you were able to identify it on sight smeared on white bread?

Lamprey Cannon
Jul 23, 2011

by exmarx

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I think that's supposed to be this stuff?



Which, calories aside, can't taste bad. You have to work hard to make globs of sugar and fat taste bad.

I think the more likely option is Marmite, which could only truly be anti-food porn if porn were capable of relaying smells and tastes; I do not hope for that day.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Aesop Poprock posted:

is liquified, spreadable oreo crust really common enough that you were able to identify it on sight smeared on white bread?

It's common enough in these threads, at the very least. I remember seeing it in the last thread a bunch of times, usually with a comment on its oil-slick nature. I've never seen it in the wild, or in any form other than these threads really.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


You're not supposed to take a picture of it post-purge

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

That's a yeast infection.

See a doctor.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

RareAcumen posted:

Time to be a bad person and ruin the mood.



What I want to know is why are there two forks resting on the plate? Also why would you wait until you're half done to take a picture?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Murphy Brownback posted:

What I want to know is why are there two forks resting on the plate? Also why would you wait until you're half done to take a picture?

All I know is I love the idea of an insanely obese man going to restaurants to take pics for Instagram but he can't stop himself from double forking it into his mouth immediately and only gains control momentarily halfway through the meal in a spell of delirious salt and fat intoxication to take a quick picture

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




cash crab posted:

I feel like this wasn't so much a post as it was a demonic summoning

I feel a vague unease after posting it too. It weighs on me in ways I can't put into words.



:negative:

The Glumslinger posted:

Seriously, I would say its crude oil, but its not the uniformly black

It says 'lovely sandwich with chocolate syrup' but god knows if there's something beneath the syrup because I can't discern anything.

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