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This music is just like people talking over a beat, any dumbass could write it. Now Garth Brooks...that man is an artist
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brb trying to find a tie to wear, gonna try to trick the porsche dealer into giving me a test drive
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Dec 1, 2015 01:32
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this restaurant serves mighty small portions
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Dec 1, 2015 01:32
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like my new Otter Box? it comes with an extended battery pack!
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Barnyard Protein posted:brb trying to find a tie to wear, gonna try to trick the porsche dealer into giving me a test drive this means i gotta take my geek squad tie and shirt off
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Dec 1, 2015 01:35
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i just don't like the taste of water, you know?
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i had a friend who worked at a bmw place iirc the saying was "he won't buy if he wears a tie"
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Well sure I don't have health insurance or a retirement fund, but I might never get the chance to spend 6 weeks in Europe again! I'd rather have memories than the money anyway
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Dec 1, 2015 01:36
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:i just don't like the taste of water, you know?
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Dec 1, 2015 01:38
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PokeJoe posted:this restaurant serves mighty small portions this trough of beans, rice, and velveeta was a great value at $8.95!
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Dec 1, 2015 01:39
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you're gonna love this secret recipe *pours a can of condensed soup in slow cooker*
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:i just don't like the taste of water, you know? Water? Like out of the toilet? Don't be silly we have plenty of sweet tea
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Dec 1, 2015 01:41
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shotglass collection
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Coffee machine? Nah, I just drink instant coffee.
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Barnyard Protein posted:shotglass collection It really matches all my empty liquor bottles on top of the cabinets. I like people to know I drink the expensive stuff like crown royal
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Dec 1, 2015 01:45
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Syncopated posted:Coffee machine? Nah, I just drink instant coffee. wow really? i love my Kuerig
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Dislike button posted:It really matches all my empty liquor bottles on top of the cabinets. I like people to know I drink the expensive stuff like crown royal lifehack: the fake velvet crown royal bags are great for storing used twist ties, rubber bands, bottle caps, corks, and bits of string until you can reuse them
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Dec 1, 2015 01:48
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i just park my car in the grass
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me too. the great part about it is how i don't have to get my bucket dirty when doing an oil change, it just goes straight in the ground LOL
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I got a new couch for the living room from Rent A Center so I put the old one on my front porch
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Dislike button posted:I got a new couch for the living room from Rent A Center so I put the old one on my front porch this isn't the 4 figgy thread lol since I have good credit so I just got my sectional set financed at ashley
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Dislike button posted:I got a new couch for the living room from Rent A Center so I put the old one on my front porch http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/stories-from-renttoown/1/ still a great and horrifying read
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Dec 1, 2015 02:11
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im having a yard sale this weekend
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yard salad posted:wow really? i love my Kuerig wow you're getting fleeced my office has free coffee why would I drink anything else? powdered creamer is just as good as the real thing. better, probably, i bet it's healthier.
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Dec 1, 2015 02:23
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do it, he's fun
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he went to Jared's!
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rip kevin too pleasurable for this world
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quoting an actual 5 figgy fucktard in the RP thread is cheating
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wait- you don't have any roommates?
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Donald Trump really understands the plight of the little guy
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Black Friday is a great time to get a deal on a tv that looks great
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come over sometime and you can check out my new bose system
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Yes, please box up the rice and what's left of the soup
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Dec 1, 2015 05:14
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you really make that much? how much is that per hour?
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every other friday, my boss lets me leave 30 minutes early and he clocks me out on the timecard machine 
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