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I wish I only had 5 figgy debt, alas my private BS CS (top 50)
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Valeyard posted:I wish I only had 5 figgy debt, alas my private BS CS (top 50) My BS CS
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Dec 1, 2015 10:11
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*drives a japanese car*
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Barnyard Protein posted:me too. the great part about it is how i don't have to get my bucket dirty when doing an oil change, it just goes straight in the ground LOL so you're the one who made the "clay" my dad had to excavate when he was rebuilding the lawn
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i'm glad uber disrupted the taxi industry and made it almost affordable
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Jeff Immelt shook my hand after my manager's boss told him how much I hoped to meet him in person. So humbled by the kindness and leadership displayed by this wonderful CEO.* *actually posted on facebook by someone i know
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Valeyard posted:I wish I only had 5 figgy debt, alas my private BS CS (top 50)
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i own a pitbull
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Dec 1, 2015 15:39
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they tore down some old building downtown and we're finally getting a jimmy johns
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why wouldn't you like applebees no matter where you go you can get exactly what you like
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Dec 1, 2015 15:42
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you don't have bud light what the gently caress kind of bar are you
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i loving love good whiskey *does shot, shudders uncontrollably*
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Cat Face Joe posted:i loving love good whiskey *does shot, shudders uncontrollably* I bet it's jack Daniels too
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lol
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Cat Face Joe posted:i loving love good whiskey *does shot, shudders uncontrollably*
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I live in the suburbs and need a new car. I'm thinking a suburban or maybe a lifted f350 turbo diesel
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Dec 1, 2015 17:10
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i got a riding mower for my 1/64 acre yard
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Dec 1, 2015 17:22
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Pumpy Dumper posted:I live in the suburbs
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Dec 1, 2015 17:23
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*leans in close and whipsers* i can barely pay my finance charges!  *flips burger*
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I have to get out for Black Friday and be first in line. poppa needs a new tv real bad
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Dec 1, 2015 17:37
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buy it for life
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Dec 1, 2015 17:43
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awe... my boss rejected my time card because IT said I logged in 7 minutes later than my arrival time. *works in a call center* *has a college degree*
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Dec 1, 2015 18:15
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I'm homeless
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you wanna know how i could afford it, bill? *leans in close* its a floor model
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:buys 14 boxes of frozen meals: welp there's lunch and dinner for the week
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*lives in county with top 5 best tap water in the world* *buys 4 cases of bottled water a week* "how else would I bring water to work?"
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Dec 1, 2015 18:20
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this post brought me great pleasure, zen death robot
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*turns down thermostat* just put on a sweater if you're cold
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I don't eat lunch. I just abuse the free coffee in the break room to hold me over until I get home.
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*gets really excited when a customer visits the office because there will be leftover lovely catering to pillage*
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Silver Alicorn posted:I don't eat lunch. I just abuse the free coffee in the break room to hold me over until I get home. mishaq posted:*gets really excited when a customer visits the office because there will be leftover lovely catering to pillage*
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Dec 1, 2015 18:44
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i'm trying to lose weight right now, so i'm not taking cream with my lunch.
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god dammit this entire thread is me, it's all me
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Dec 1, 2015 18:45
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mishaq posted:*gets really excited when a customer visits the office because there will be leftover lovely catering to pillage* lol
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Dec 1, 2015 18:47
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i ate like a loving king when we had our week of six sigma training. breakfast and lunch, every day
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Dec 1, 2015 18:48
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that aspartame will kill you, that why i only drink full calorie coke
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Dec 1, 2015 19:00
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I think that inflatable lawn decorations are a perfectly tasteful look for the holidays and I bet my neighbors are jealous. And why would they need to match? the more you have the more festive, right? toy soldiers next to the nativity scene next to those white deer things with white lights on the roof and colored lights on the trees, plus some enormous fake poinsettias? loving class, man. all of which takes second billing to my 24/7/365 american flag, rain or shine.
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today i ate a banana. if i get desperate i'll buy a snickers from the vending machine, but i'm trying to save money.
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