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Wilford Cutlery posted:Nope, pina colada mix. This casts the "piņa colada" song in rather a different light.
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Dick Trauma posted:This casts the "piņa colada" song in rather a different light. Admit it, you're a fan of getting caught in the rain.
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Maybe I'm easy to please but drat I do love some inappropriate crossovers using high quality action figures.
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Why do goons have to beat a dead horse literally years after it's funny?
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ante posted:Why do goons have to beat a dead horse literally years after it's funny? Someone set up us the bomb.
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Kajeesus posted:Someone set up us the bomb. DY-NO-MITE!
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ante posted:Why do goons have to beat a dead horse literally years after it's funny? We really should just move past it.
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ante posted:Why do goons have to beat to a dead horse literally years after it's funny? Because they like dead horses?
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ante posted:Why do goons have to beat a dead horse literally years after it's funny? I'm the feigned outrage in this post.
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Caught this during the security orientation at my new job
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ante posted:Why do goons have to beat a dead horse literally years after it's funny? I dunno, because Loss is still really goddamn funny.
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china bot posted:Caught this during the security orientation at my new job Eh? If you don't work in IT you might not realize just how stupid the average office monkey is. Unless there's something in the picture I'm missing.
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china bot posted:Caught this during the security orientation at my new job This is a legit thing. The article posted:Staff secretly dropped computer discs and USB thumb drives in the parking lots of government buildings and private contractors. Of those who picked them up, 60 percent plugged the devices into office computers, curious to see what they contained. If the drive or CD case had an official logo, 90 percent were installed.
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ante posted:Why do goons have to beat a dead horse literally years after it's funny? There's a reason this  exists.
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veedubfreak posted:Eh? If you don't work in IT you might not realize just how stupid the average office monkey is. Unless there's something in the picture I'm missing. Nothing you're missing, I'm just naive enough to assume people aren't that stupid 
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china bot posted:Nothing you're missing, I'm just naive enough to assume people aren't that stupid Think of 10 people sitting around you at work. Each one individually finds a USB drive labelled "*boss's name* - PRIVATE" or "*company* Payroll Reports" or "bill & tina nude". How many of those 10 people do you see plugging the USB drive in to their computer at work? (if you guess less than 90% you're wrong)
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china bot posted:Nothing you're missing, I'm just naive enough to assume people aren't that stupid Aaaaaahahahahahaha you're funny  e: I'd hella plug it in. Open palm slap that poo poo right into my office neighbor's computer lol
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That USB drive is a legit thing in the Army. If there's a rule or a slide about it, someone's done it before
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Corporate espionage is a real thing and the USB drive trick works surprisingly well despite companies beating employees over the head with "JUST THROW THE FUCKER AWAY IF YOU FIND ONE GODDAMNIT"
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What can I say, I'm a goon with lingering faith in humanity 
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Judge Schnoopy posted:Think of 10 people sitting around you at work. Each one individually finds a USB drive labelled "*boss's name* - PRIVATE" or "*company* Payroll Reports" or "bill & tina nude". I mean I would, because you know... Like what if it actually is? And if it isn't, it's not my computer.
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china bot posted:What can I say, I'm a goon with lingering faith in humanity Well, it's not always sheer ignorance--sometimes people are genuinely trying to help. You know what they say about the road to hell, though... "Oh, there's a set of keys by this car. I think that Explorer belongs to Tina in accounting. I'll run them over to her." "Thanks, but those aren't my keys. There's a USB drive on the keychain, though--let's plug it in and see if we can figure out who they belong to."
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china bot posted:What can I say, I'm a goon with lingering faith in humanity Then the schadenfreude is you. And you're in the wrong thread.
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All the incentive I would need is "oh sweet a free usb drive"
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I see you've done it before. Poor Tina. Edit: goons at work, "working"
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Turtlicious posted:I mean I would, because you know... Like what if it actually is? And if it isn't, it's not my computer. Put it this way: if your company doesn't have suitable protection against viruses on a thumbdrive, then the chances are that the Financial Director infected them about 3 years ago anyway.
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gleebster posted:Then the schadenfreude is you. And you're in the wrong thread. you took "pleasure" in my "misfortune", huh? 
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Wasn't the USB thing how malware got into closed Iranian systems too a while back?
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Probably, yes. Once it's in it also attacks other machines on the network.
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spog posted:Put it this way: if your company doesn't have suitable protection against viruses on a thumbdrive, then the chances are that the Financial Director infected them about 3 years ago anyway.
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If I left a USB drive in this thread labeled "Microwave's Mom" how many of you would plug it into your computers and look at it? Global goon infection is imminent!
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Let's be honest, you could drop a number of USB sticks labeled "Stuxnet virus" and someone would probably plug it in. Not everyone likes their job or cares about their employer.
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I once left DVDs labeled swap.avi lying around a college campus. Unfortunately school was out for summer so I don't know how it turned out. And yes, the infamous video was on them
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Thing is though I run TempleOS on all my machines. No way no how no virus can get at my poo poo. e: srspost I've actually heard people in the biz say "our security model is that we trust our users not to be stupid and evil", to which my response is "are you certain that's not a bit too naive for your business case? And are you aware that users' computers are sometimes used without the user's knowledge and not always in the interest of the user?" by which I mean Jesus shat you guys are a walking lawsuit. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 18:52 on Dec 2, 2015 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Corporate espionage is a real thing and the USB drive trick works surprisingly well despite companies beating employees over the head with "JUST THROW THE FUCKER AWAY IF YOU FIND ONE GODDAMNIT" But there could be something really cool on there. Boinks posted:If I left a USB drive in this thread labeled "Microwave's Mom" how many of you would plug it into your computers and look at it? Like microwave's mom... brb
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