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I found some "woods" porno (really side-of-the-road porno) when I was a kid and brought it home and hid it in my bureau. I found ants crawling all over the drawer later and that's when I learned that you don't take found porno home.
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The thing I heard were guys that were having their girlfriends move in with them. Need to get rid of it or keep it somewhere there is plausible deniability, so toss it in the woods.
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Nov 30, 2015 20:38
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Alereon posted:You were supposed to start leaving your own woods porn caches when you got old enough, but you broke the cycle. I can't find any woods in Los Angeles. 
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Nov 30, 2015 21:52
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Who the hell jacks it to still pictures anymore? Hey, here are some  racy daguerreotypes for ya. 
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Nov 30, 2015 22:06
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Karma Monkey posted:Who the hell jacks it to still pictures anymore? Hey, here are some racy daguerreotypes for ya.  Yep, that sure is a bunch of 19th-century vaginas.
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Nov 30, 2015 22:39
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Kids these days are trolling for woods hentai, which is usually placed in a stump before the ritual suicide begins
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Nov 30, 2015 22:43
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We had a small patch of woods between our house and the next street over and the kid who lived behind us stuck a bunch of penthouse pages up on trees so that the branches went through the vaginas. He grew up to be pretty much what you'd expect, and, forever traumatized by seeing lady parts at age 8, I became a goon.
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Sorry to hark back to the Holocaust discussion but it's actually interesting seeing people say "nah, that couldn't happen to us". The thing that seperates the Holocaust from most other genocides is the fact that it took place in a first world Western country. Germany saw itself as pretty much the pinnacle of western civilization. And that was part of the reason people dismissed the idea that a mass genocide was even happening. Hell, many Jews during the beginning of Hitler's reign/rise to power never thought it would get as bad as it did because, come on, this is Germany here. Now it is extremely doubtful that things will ever reach that stage again in western civilization but considering all the things Trump has been saying about Muslim Americans and Mexicans, it is kind of scary to see how history can repeat itself.
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Nov 30, 2015 23:35
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RNG posted:We had a small patch of woods between our house and the next street over and the kid who lived behind us stuck a bunch of penthouse pages up on trees so that the branches went through the vaginas. He grew up to be pretty much what you'd expect, and, forever traumatized by seeing lady parts at age 8, I became a goon. What I'd expect is Ted Bundy.
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RNG posted:We had a small patch of woods between our house and the next street over and the kid who lived behind us stuck a bunch of penthouse pages up on trees so that the branches went through the vaginas. He grew up to be pretty much what you'd expect, A serial killer?
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Madkal posted:Trump has been saying about Muslim Americans and Mexicans, it is kind of scary to see how history can repeat itself. Say what you want about Hitler but the man had actual ideals. He really did hate the Jews and thought that the only way for Germany to prosper was to Manifest Destiny the gently caress out of the Russians. Trump on the other hand doesn't care about anything other than Trump. It's working but I don't think Trump gives two shits about anything he is saying as long as it makes idiots love him more. That being said Hitler himself had basically no hand in actually orchestrating the genocide. Hitler was a very hands-off leader who preferred sleeping in, taking speed and watching movies to anything resembling actual administrative work. Instead he'd lay a general ideological ground down and the people below him would try to do what they'd think Hitler would want them to do. Most of the dirty work was done by bureaucrats who were "only following orders" of people who were working on some vague idea that this sort of thing is what Hitler would want them to do. I mean he signed off on everything but he wasn't nearly smart or competent enough to put something as nightmarishly complex and calculated as the holocaust into action. Hitler was pretty dumb and kind of an rear end in a top hat. Also I hear he was a bit racist.
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Oh hurray Hitler is still happening. Stuxnet is a virus that was found deep in plenty of Iranian nuclear plants and heavy industry facilities. It's suspected to be made by the US. Here is a video introducing it and how it was first found and the wikipedia article on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g0pi4J8auQ http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Stuxnet
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FreudianSlippers posted:Say what you want about Hitler but the man had actual ideals. He really did hate the Jews and thought that the only way for Germany to prosper was to Manifest Destiny the gently caress out of the Russians. Trump on the other hand doesn't care about anything other than Trump. It's working but I don't think Trump gives two shits about anything he is saying as long as it makes idiots love him more. Wait, what? Hitler was notorious for being an interfering micro manager who thought he could come up with he ideal compromise to every and any situation, at least with the military. Maybe not so much with the holocaust, I dunno about that but I'd be very surprised to hear he didn't frequently stick his oar in.
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Comrade Koba posted:
I went to an art exhibit in Tokyo called Shunga, featuring erotic art from around the Edo period. Intricately detailed scrolls and woodblock, explicit, fully fleshed out as it were, and like 95% of it was your usual Lovers In The Garden type of thing. But there were a few bizarre outliers - one was from the 1500's, and portrayed two women using a wooden double-ender on each other while some guy outside the room was jacking it. Another from the late 1800's had a very hosed-up looking ghost woman riding a guy and draining his life out of him. And another from the late 1800's was a group of man-sized penises lounging around a temple in the woods, but the woods consisted of vaginas. I don't think I can describe that more accurately. I guess what I'm saying is don't go out into the woods in Japan.
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Pharnakes posted:Maybe not so much with the holocaust, I dunno about that but I'd be very surprised to hear he didn't frequently stick his oar in. Maybe someday someone will write a book or tv show about the Holocaust for you to reference so you might know about that, but until then just keep it up with the conjecture.
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Jack Gladney posted:What I'd expect is Ted Bundy. Phanatic posted:A serial killer? Nah, just a completely run of the mill maladjusted rear end in a top hat. e: For totalitarian chat, if you're interested in reading a long-rear end book about exactly why Soviet Russia was so bad, check out Solzhenitsyn's "The Gulag Archipelago." It's pretty damning. RNG has a new favorite as of 02:16 on Dec 1, 2015 |
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One of my friends, a Russian Orthodox former debate coach, made her teenaged faux-Communists read that one to cut evidence and increase their historical/political understanding for competition. They were so pissed off.
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Pharnakes posted:Wait, what? Hitler was notorious for being an interfering micro manager who thought he could come up with he ideal compromise to every and any situation, at least with the military. Maybe not so much with the holocaust, I dunno about that but I'd be very surprised to hear he didn't frequently stick his oar in. Only really with regards to military to stuff. On all other matters he basically gave no shits. His cabinet didn't even have a single meeting after 1938 and before that Hitler himself almost never showed up to meetings. His usual way of doing things would be to tell one of his nearest subordinates his ideas and that subordinate, usually Bormann, would pass along the general gist of what Hitler wanted to be done. He was also quite fond of creating conflict by having their goals overlap, in some extreme cases even having entirely new government agencies created in direct competition with existing ones. The idea was that this would make everyone work harder and the strongest people with the best ideas would always come out on top. In reality this just lead to a fragmented government with tons of tiny little factions that were all trying to gently caress each other over to impress daddy. Stalin on the other hand was a complete bureaucrat and extremely into micro-managment and would often stay up until the morning pouring over documents to make sure he was always on top of the situation and always knew as much as possible. FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 02:47 on Dec 1, 2015 |
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Hitler never ordered the holocaust, didn't intend to have the Jews killed, and it was all the fault of his subordinates taking things too far? Where have I heard that before? Oh right, from the guy legally ruled to be a holocaust denier.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surafend_affair The Surafend Affair, in which a group of New Zealanders (and probably also Australians) massacred the inhabitants of an Arab village for fairly dubious reasons. quote:The village of Surafend (also known as Sarafand) was located nearby to the camps of the three brigades of the ANZAC Mounted Division: the New Zealand Mounted Rifles Brigade, and the Australian 1st and 2nd Light Horse Brigades. The proximity of the village, coupled with a perceived general British Army acceptance and dismissal of petty crime by the local Arabs, meant that thefts and even murders took place regularly with little to no redress from the Imperial forces. The reluctance of the British to punish or avenge such crimes led to a build-up of resentment among the division towards both the native Arabs and British General Headquarters.[3] quote:In December 1918, a New Zealand soldier, 65779 Trooper Leslie Lowry, was woken from his sleep by an Arab man attempting to steal his bag which he was using as a pillow. The soldier pursued the thief and called for assistance from the picket guards on the camp's horselines. As he caught up, the thief turned and shot him with a revolver. Lowry was found lying in the sand, bleeding from a bullet wound to the chest. He died just as a doctor arrived, having said nothing. The camp was roused, and a group of New Zealand soldiers followed the footprints of the thief, which ended about a hundred yards before the village of Surafend.[1] Soldiers set up a cordon around the village, and ordered the sheikhs of the village to surrender the murderer, but they were evasive and denied any knowledge of the incident and its perpetrator. In addition, the death was brought to the attention of the staff of the division the following day, but by nightfall there had been no response on what action, if any, should be taken.[3] According to the police report, there was no evidence linking anyone from the village to the murder. The report states: It went completely unpunished too: quote:The massacre at Surafend was both visible and audible to the nearby division headquarters, and the division's Commander-in-Chief, General Sir Edmund Allenby, was ordered by General Headquarters to find and discipline those who took part in the killings, in particular those who led and organised the attack. The New Zealanders stood firm in solidarity and refused to name any individual soldiers responsible, and thus no-one could be definitively charged and disciplined for the massacre.[3]
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A Pinball Wizard posted:Hitler never ordered the holocaust, didn't intend to have the Jews killed, and it was all the fault of his subordinates taking things too far? Where have I heard that before? Hitler is to blame he is just not solely to blame and also far too stupid and incompetent to handle the actual logistics of industrial genocide. Something that was done by a bunch of dull bureaucrats. The holocaust was a result of ever increasing extremism and radicalization of not only the Nazi party but also German society as a whole. Everyone was to blame. Abba Kovner had some good ideas, the best one being his plan to kill six million Germans.
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Abugadu posted:And another from the late 1800's was a group of man-sized penises lounging around a temple in the woods, but the woods consisted of vaginas. I don't think I can describe that more accurately. So it's 100 dick-sized men or 1 man-sized dick.
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Vladimir Poutine posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surafend_affair Do you think even one person thought to themselves, 'what the gently caress. This is too much effort. gently caress it.' instead of going out with their buddies to murder a whole village? Goddamn it this is like the old GBS 'what's the worst thing in the world' thread. Oh humanity.
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In 1947, an F5 tornado killed 185 people but spared young Joan Gay Croft. As she was sheltered in a hospital basement, she was abducted by two men and never seen again.. Freaky mystery that remains unsolved to this day. Why would two men take her? A pedophile would likely work alone and would not announce to everyone there that he was there to pick her up. They were dressed in khakis and were not recognized by the local nurses. Why was she taken, and where did she go?
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gentle pete posted:In 1947, an F5 tornado killed 185 people but spared young Joan Gay Croft. As she was sheltered in a hospital basement, she was abducted by two men and never seen again.. Freaky mystery that remains unsolved to this day. Why would two men take her? A pedophile would likely work alone and would not announce to everyone there that he was there to pick her up. They were dressed in khakis and were not recognized by the local nurses. Why was she taken, and where did she go? They worked with the tornado, and had returned to finish the job
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gentle pete posted:In 1947, an F5 tornado killed 185 people but spared young Joan Gay Croft. As she was sheltered in a hospital basement, she was abducted by two men and never seen again.. Freaky mystery that remains unsolved to this day. Why would two men take her? A pedophile would likely work alone and would not announce to everyone there that he was there to pick her up. They were dressed in khakis and were not recognized by the local nurses. Why was she taken, and where did she go? It sounds like the origins of an SCP article. Maybe could can control the weather and had to be neutralized before she hurt more people. Uh, I will note however that your link goes to the wiki article for "Egg", which I assume was not your intention.
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So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?
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gentle pete posted:In 1947, an F5 tornado killed 185 people but spared young Joan Gay Croft. As she was sheltered in a hospital basement, she was abducted by two men and never seen again.. Freaky mystery that remains unsolved to this day. Why would two men take her? A pedophile would likely work alone and would not announce to everyone there that he was there to pick her up. They were dressed in khakis and were not recognized by the local nurses. Why was she taken, and where did she go? There's plenty of cases of psychopaths and sociopaths working together. Working under colour of authority also works well to allay suspicions. Joan was probably dead a week later and wished she was dead after day 1.
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gentle pete posted:In 1947, an F5 tornado killed 185 people but spared young Joan Gay Croft. As she was sheltered in a hospital basement, she was abducted by two men and never seen again.. Freaky mystery that remains unsolved to this day. Why would two men take her? A pedophile would likely work alone and would not announce to everyone there that he was there to pick her up. They were dressed in khakis and were not recognized by the local nurses. Why was she taken, and where did she go? Did Glenn Beck Rape And Murder A Young Girl In 1947? Find Out Using This 1 Weird Trick!
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Patattack posted:Uh, I will note however that your link goes to the wiki article for "Egg", which I assume was not your intention. Here's the Reddit link where he found it.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Say what you want about Hitler but the man had actual ideals. Maybe let's not backhandedly defend Hitler 
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Maybe let's not backhandedly defend Hitler I hear he was a fun drunk, and a pretty good cook of traditional Romani food.
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Can everyone shut the gently caress up about Hitler? God drat goons. This is a fantastic thread and yet nobody seems to want to let this go. EVERYONE KNOWS HITLER WAS TERRIBLE, MOVE ON TO THINGS NOT EVERYONE KNOWS.
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DesolateRampage posted:Can everyone shut the gently caress up about Hitler? God drat goons. This is a fantastic thread and yet nobody seems to want to let this go. EVERYONE KNOWS HITLER WAS TERRIBLE, MOVE ON TO THINGS NOT EVERYONE KNOWS. Agreed.
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To contribute, copy/pasting from another thread I posted this in: The US had a robust sterilization program in Puerto Rico, such that in the 70's many schools on the island were shut down because there were no children to fill them. There's several articles detailing this now, since it's come to light in the past 10 years or so, particularly after Rosie Perez attempted to secure funding for a documentary on the subject and was turned down. Forced Sterilization in Puerto Rico https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsory_sterilization (has a section on PR) 35% of Puerto Rican Women Sterilized quote:As part of her training, the student was told that any pregnant woman who came into the hospital for a delivery who had already had two or more children must have her tubes tied after giving birth. This was standard procedure, checked afterwards by another doctor to make sure that it was carried out.
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What in the actual gently caress are you all doin' to my thread. Keep this poo poo up I'm coming back with fists and elbows in the tusslin' positions. 
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Today's the 57th anniversary of one of Chicago's many child-killing tragedies: the Our Lady of the Angels school fire Of course, it has been overshadowed by all the other poo poo that we'll be commemorating 57 years from now
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china bot posted:Today's the 57th anniversary of one of Chicago's many child-killing tragedies: the Our Lady of the Angels school fire How the gently caress does a grandfather clause get applied to something like safety or fire regulations? That's loving tragic. I always knew about this fire since I'm from Chicago, but this is the first time I ever bothered to read about it. edit: And while we're on Chicago disasters, the sinking of the USS Eastland was a pretty big deal. And ironically may not have happened if it had been grandfathered in for new safety regulations. Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 22:20 on Dec 1, 2015 |
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Oh, are we talking about fires? How about the 1911 Triangle Fire in NYC? At the time, it was the deadliest workplace fire in the city’s history - 146 garment workers burned to death in the Triangle Shirtwaist factory, the vast majority of which were women. Most of the victims were immigrants, and some were as young as 14 years old. Old cloth scraps piled up, and while we don’t know exactly what caused the start of the fire (some believe it was just a dropped cigarette) it broke out on the eighth floor. There were no alarms in the building, and while the tenth floor was warned of the fire via a phone call, the employees on the ninth floor didn’t know about the fire until it was already on top of them. There were only a few exits - those that weren’t on fire were locked to prevent workers from escaping, so the higher-ups could search the women’s purses before they left each shift. The foreman who had the key escaped via another route without opening these locked doors. Victims tried to use the one single fire escape, but due to the heat and weight it quickly collapsed (dropping 20 people almost 100 ft onto the pavement below!). The elevator operators stuck around and saved as many as they could, up until the elevators ceased functioning. While one elevator car buckled under the heat, the other car was put out of commission due to employees hurling themselves down the empty elevator shaft to escape the flames. The weight and impact of the burning corpses warped the elevator car beyond usage. The fire department arrived very quickly, but their ladders were only long enough to reach the sixth floor. Furthermore, so many victims were hurling themselves from the building that it made it difficult for firefighters to approach the building. Life nets held by the firefighters were simply torn by the force of the falling bodies. After a certain point, there was literally no escape. What anti-fire measures were there inside the building itself? A dozen red pails of water. PBS has a really good documentary on the disaster.That also details a lot of the history and conditions of the factory and its workers leading up to the fire. CodfishCartographer has a new favorite as of 00:27 on Dec 2, 2015 |
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