RP a 5 figgy FuckTard ITT

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Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

just turn off your brain and watch the movie

# ? Dec 1, 2015 23:56

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# ? May 29, 2024 10:02

quiggy: Aug 7, 2010; [in Russian] Oof.

i know its not as good but its fifty cents cheaper

# ? Dec 2, 2015 00:01

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Iridium posted:

owning a Rolex is, of course, a major life goal for all men and so having bought this one at crippling expense, i feel fulfilled.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 00:13

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Iridium posted:

owning a Rolex is, of course, a major life goal for all men and so having bought this one at crippling expense, i feel fulfilled.

i inherited this rolex and i can't afford to have it repaired so i can't sell it

# ? Dec 2, 2015 00:13

skimothy milkerson: Nov 19, 2006

"I get overtime on this check woo wooooooo"

# ? Dec 2, 2015 00:51

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

my parents cosigned my lease

# ? Dec 2, 2015 01:03

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

I'm on a family plan with my parents to save money

# ? Dec 2, 2015 01:05

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

Skim Milk posted:

"I get overtime on this check woo wooooooo"

lucky, we have to clock out after 8 no matter what but with the conomy the way it is I'm fortunate to have a job

# ? Dec 2, 2015 01:08

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

Pumpy Dumper posted:

*lives in county with top 5 best tap water in the world*
*buys 4 cases of bottled water a week*
"how else would I bring water to work?"

*looks up the tap water rankings for his area*

# ? Dec 2, 2015 01:09

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

all right! january is a three-paycheck month! i can finally pay some bills

# ? Dec 2, 2015 01:30

wide stance: Jan 28, 2011; If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

i'll take the salad to go please Dressing on the side

I like it when it spills on my desk and the bottom 3/4th is bone dry.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 01:49

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

tikka masala lean cuisine? No thanks, I don't care for ethnic food

if you looked up to see if it exists, trap spring

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:02

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

ugh, Vancouver is so expensive! #DontHave1Million

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:03

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

I respect my boss

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:07

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

my boss respects me

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:07

Iridium: Apr 4, 2002; Wretched Harp

bump_fn posted:

I respect my boss

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:38

Iridium: Apr 4, 2002; Wretched Harp

we were asked to do peer reviews again! i always look forward to this, i know my peers think highly of me and their feedback will surely get me a raise this time.

this is a valuable part of my developmental process and I take it very seriously.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:39

The Puppet Master: Apr 9, 2005; Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

*logs into web based employee time-clock system to request time off*

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:41

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

The Puppet Master posted:

*logs into web based employee time-clock system to request time off*

*is reminded to complete time sheet by the end of the day to avoid the nasty-gram in the morning by this post*

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:42

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

it's not really unpaid overtime because im a white collar exempt salary employee

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:44

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

all that really matters is that the job gets done

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:45

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

PCjr sidecar posted:

it's not really unpaid overtime because im a white collar exempt salary employee

this, but with noticeable pride in your inflection

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:46

Jerry Bindle: May 16, 2003

you have 4 weeks of vacation? wow... must be nice...

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:47

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

if you look at the total compensation, not just salary, it's actually pretty dang good

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:48

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

there are some worthwhile it job postings on craigslist

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:49

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

PCjr sidecar posted:

there are some worthwhile it job postings on craigslist

I've gotten all my jobs off craiglist

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:50

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

ive got multiple comptia certs

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:50

The Puppet Master: Apr 9, 2005; Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

I once had a fellow employee at the same level/job get mad at me for going into overtime by an hour

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:50

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

I wear pleated khakis

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:54

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

I dressed up as "Jake From State Farm" for halloween because everyone says I look so much like him, haha

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:55

The Puppet Master: Apr 9, 2005; Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

'your first workshirt is free'

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:55

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

I have favorite characters from commercials

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:55

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

ADINSX posted:

I dressed up as "Jake From State Farm" for halloween because everyone says I look so much like him, haha

_{_{someone in my apt building did this}}

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:57

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

ADINSX posted:

I have favorite characters from commercials

erin esurance :swoon:

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:57

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

The Puppet Master posted:

'your first workshirt is free'

And you get a new one every year, got my eye on the nike polo from Cintas, looks sharp

# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:59

Jerry Bindle: May 16, 2003

"workshirt" is a word that i use

# ? Dec 2, 2015 03:00

MrMoo: Sep 14, 2000

The Puppet Master posted:

*logs into web based employee time-clock system to request time off*

I have one system to request and another to report time taken, both are not connected and both are pretty much ignored. The 7 figgy people get really pissed about late time sheets though.

My team gets late time sheet errors from a different system built upon JIRA, we just ignore them and they build up.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 03:11

The Puppet Master: Apr 9, 2005; Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

"Are you going to the office Christmas party?"

# ? Dec 2, 2015 03:18

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

I love sushi

# ? Dec 2, 2015 03:36

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# ? May 29, 2024 10:02

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

you guys don't think my husband is cheating on me right

# ? Dec 2, 2015 03:39

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