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specially when at the beach and they wear shorts that show off their muscling calves while I'm here in my speedo with these twin sticks holding up my potato shaped body sigh
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Don Tacorleone posted:specially when at the beach and they wear shorts that show off their muscling calves while I'm here in my speedo with these twin sticks holding up my potato shaped body we call that a "candy apple" around here, OP
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Dec 1, 2015 21:58
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literally the only advantage to being fat as a motherfucker is having calves like hercules took steroids
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Dec 1, 2015 22:02
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 a man and his calves (only one calf featured)
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Dec 1, 2015 22:03
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maybe you should lose weight then you fat gently caress!
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Dec 1, 2015 22:05
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if you walk around on tiptoe all the time it stregnthebs your calves. i know this because i have to walk on tiptoe all the time because my feet are retarded. everyone shut up
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:maybe you should lose weight then you fat gently caress!
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gently caress being fat for big calves. Its called playing soccer. Everything waist down will be sculpted to the proportions of a greek god.
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Dec 1, 2015 22:06
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great calf haver checkin in Can confirm its pretty nice except they are hairy
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Dec 1, 2015 22:12
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i have been told that i have nice calves but most people dont notice the small red lump on one that has been there for many years and im afraid to get it looked at because im 99% sure its some sort of cancerous melanoma 
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Dec 1, 2015 22:13
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just bite it off
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Mozi posted:just bite it off ive accidentally scraped it off before but it grows back
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Dec 1, 2015 22:20
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Get really obese and stay that way for a few years, then lose the weight. It's great, you'll come out looking like an average dude who for some reason only does strength training on his lower body, the Reverse Guido.
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Dec 1, 2015 22:39
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I did nothing but jogging for two years, now I'm shaped like a bowling pin.
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ElectricSheep posted:great calf haver checkin in
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as a cyclist i ahev great calves, tanned and toned, and hairless too also a $ tat on my right calve
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dad gay. so what posted:ive accidentally scraped it off before but it grows back life wants to live, what can you say
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ElectricSheep posted:great calf haver checkin in Yo Mind if I touch your calves
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i have moderately nice calves, the calves of a man who walks. i've got a walker's body. i walk for miles.
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wiffle ball bat posted:i have moderately nice calves, the calves of a man who walks. i've got a walker's body. i walk for miles. maybe now would be a good time for you to take another long walk... off a short pier! 
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Dec 2, 2015 03:33
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I have glorious calves. I do nothing to help shape them, it's all genes. Genes by Lowtax.
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Dec 2, 2015 03:33
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lowtax please post your calves I need it I haven't seen kyanka calves in too long I need my fix
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Dec 2, 2015 03:34
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all I want for xmas is kyanka calves
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shaved or not shaved Op???
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Dec 2, 2015 03:36
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OP, have you heard of SKECHERS SHAPE UPS? You might want to take a cue from the morbidly obese nursing industry and wear some SHAPE UPS and get huge gains.
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years of malnourishment and neglect preceding an inevitable full atrophy event followed by cocaine abuse has rendered my calves so brittle and frail that people of all ages ask those near them if I am a cartoon character
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Dec 2, 2015 03:38
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calves are ugly, and mine look great
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Dec 2, 2015 03:43
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I for one, cannot imagine making it through an entire winter without calf warmers
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Phobic Nest posted:Get really obese and stay that way for a few years, then lose the weight. It's great, you'll come out looking like an average dude who for some reason only does strength training on his lower body, the Reverse Guido. Or just wear a fat suit for the same amount of time
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Phobic Nest posted:Get really obese and stay that way for a few years, then lose the weight. It's great, you'll come out looking like an average dude who for some reason only does strength training on his lower body, the Reverse Guido. Commenting to verify, I went from 250 at 5'9" to 160, started working out, made it to 190 at 5'11" (I was growing this is not some kind of height magic). Literally haven't done leg day ever, only work the waste and up, and I still struggle to look proportional. I also walked like 2-3 miles a day nearly every day from age 12 to 22, so Toadstrieb fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Dec 2, 2015 |
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Dec 2, 2015 04:17
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theyre the hardest place to add mass!
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katlington posted:theyre the hardest place to add mass! It's more or less impossible for some
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Toadstrieb posted:It's more or less impossible for some You can inject steroids into them
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Toadstrieb posted:It's more or less impossible for some when i get my reports back from most of my emergency room visits they all describe me as a "well developed unconscious male" i used to think they were talking about my junk but what i really think they are talking about is my thick calven structures and scandanavian cheekbones and my ribcage which is usually referred to in the side notes as a "chickenchest" and defined for the media as - a large impenetrable ribcage which protects all of his vital organs like a turtle shell, or "turtle chest" if you will...so i feel you bro
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dad gay. so what posted:when i get my reports back from most of my emergency room visits they all describe me as a "well developed unconscious male" i used to think they were talking about my junk but what i really think they are talking about is my thick calven structures and scandanavian cheekbones and my ribcage which is usually referred to in the side notes as a "chickenchest" and defined for the media as - a large impenetrable ribcage which protects all of his vital organs like a turtle shell, or "turtle chest" if you will...so i feel you bro calves fat. so what
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www posted:shaved or not shaved Op??? Strategically shave your calves to show of the most muscle. 
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Baba Ganoush posted:You can inject steroids into them  It's called synthol, and either gives you a "leg up"  in the calf game or ruins your life and makes you this if you're an idiot with it
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Say Nothing posted:Strategically shave your calves to show of the most muscle. buns of loving steel
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Mine calves are mighty. But I never show them off. Don't like shorts.
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do calf raises
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