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I once found an SD card on my way home and really wanted to see what was on it. The only "secure" device was an un-networked Wii so I plugged it in and was treated to 17.8 GB of BBW porn. I put in back where I found it the next day.
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Inzombiac posted:I once found an SD card on my way home and really wanted to see what was on it. The only "secure" device was an un-networked Wii so I plugged it in and was treated to 17.8 GB of BBW porn. I put in back where I found it the next day. Good man.
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The thing about corporate e-security that is really relevant to the funny pictures thread is that... Ya bunch of dick farts
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Inzombiac posted:I once found an SD card on my way home and really wanted to see what was on it. The only "secure" device was an un-networked Wii so I plugged it in and was treated to 17.8 GB of BBW porn. I put in back where I found it the next day. You're supposed to leave it in the forest so others can find it. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=forest+porn
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Inzombiac posted:I once found an SD card on my way home and really wanted to see what was on it. The only "secure" device was an un-networked Wii so I plugged it in and was treated to 17.8 GB of BBW porn. I put in back where I found it the next day. Well if you weren't into it, you didn't have to watch all 17.8 gigs of it.. Does BBW porn take up more space than normal porn?
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Dec 2, 2015 21:40
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Inzombiac posted:I once found an SD card on my way home and really wanted to see what was on it. The only "secure" device was an un-networked Wii so I plugged it in and was treated to 17.8 GB of BBW porn. I put in back where I found it the next day. Why not format it and use for something useful for you, like I dont know, 17.8 GB of BBC porn
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Dec 2, 2015 21:48
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New Leaf posted:Well if you weren't into it, you didn't have to watch all 17.8 gigs of it.. I would think less. Macro blocks of pink writhing flesh should compress nicely.
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Dec 2, 2015 21:54
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Obviously that much BBW porn deserved a loving home where someone would play with it and show it affection every day.
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Dec 2, 2015 22:00
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New Leaf posted:Well if you weren't into it, you didn't have to watch all 17.8 gigs of it.. it's all in widescreen
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Dec 2, 2015 22:05
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theflyingorc posted:it's all in widescreen Well of course it is. It's not like fat asses fit on 4:3.
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Dec 2, 2015 22:12
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New Leaf posted:Well if you weren't into it, you didn't have to watch all 17.8 gigs of it.. Depends if it's 3D.
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Dec 2, 2015 22:17
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veedubfreak posted:Well of course it is. It's not like fat asses fit on 4:3. Some asses go beyond 16:9, should be recorded in 32:9. 
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Dec 2, 2015 22:51
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Some asses go beyond 16:9, should be recorded in 32:9. There''s enough cloth on that woman to make soccer uniforms for a youth league team.
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Dec 2, 2015 22:59
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No... no. I think I like the cloth where it is.
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Inzombiac posted:I once found an SD card on my way home and really wanted to see what was on it. The only "secure" device was an un-networked Wii so I plugged it in and was treated to 17.8 GB of BBW porn. I put in back where I found it the next day. Woods porn sure has changed since I was a kid.
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Slime posted:Woods porn sure has changed since I was a kid. One of these days I'm going to pay forward the experience and buy a big stack of magazines and just scatter them to various nearby woods like a Johnny Woods-Porn...
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Choco1980 posted:One of these days I'm going to pay forward the experience and buy a big stack of magazines and just scatter them to various nearby woods like a Johnny Woods-Porn... Johnny Spilling-seed. 
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Choco1980 posted:One of these days I'm going to pay forward the experience and buy a big stack of magazines and just scatter them to various nearby woods like a Johnny Woods-Porn... Better do it soon. Most porn mags are going non-porn or shuttering their doors.
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Choco1980 posted:One of these days I'm going to pay forward the experience and buy a big stack of magazines and just scatter them to various nearby woods like a Johnny Woods-Porn... Woodsporn was needed when there either was no internet or when it was only a thing you could use for 30 minutes at a timr and downloading a single grainy 256x256 picture of a boob took a week. I don't think woods porn is as much of a thing in an age when everyone has a smartphone and basically everyone who isn't living in slums or in the sticks has practically constant access to high speed wireless internet to look at ultra HD 12000×6555 picture of a butt.
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There was an indie game that was made to give the net generation the "looking for porn in the woods experience", except the disapproving authority figure is a lot more relentless (Slenderman the eight pages)
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As far as the parking-lot thumb drive discussion goes, I actually found one in the parking lot of my shop, which we shared with a CNC machine shop. This was back in the days when a 1gig flash drive was expensive as hell, and although this one was all abraded like it had been run over, dumbass me immediately plugged it into one of my office computers. It wasn't virus-ridden or porn, it was the CAD files on all the poo poo they made in the machine shop. The guy that owned it was a cockgobbling dickweed of the highest order, he hired Cambodian immigrants of questionable immigration status, paid them nearly nothing to load parts all day sans PPE, and screamed at everybody, including -my- employees. So I got the brilliant idea to change all the dimensions of his parts a little - just enough that nothing would work right but not enough so that anybody would notice with the naked eye - and give the thumbdrive back to him. Unfortunately, this was before broadband internet/torrents were a common thing, so I couldn't get a copy of whatever software he was running(Autocad, IIRC)and I just gave up and reformatted the drat thing. So yeah, I'm the idiot that would just plug foundrives into whatever computer was hand.
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Dec 3, 2015 04:00
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PYF Funny Pictures: A discussion of found USB drive etiquette.
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Oh guys, neglected to mention that the BBW porn was in .jpg Whoever filled that card was dedicated.
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Thank you for your insightful story about found porn, valued forums poster Inzombiac.
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JnnyThndrs posted:CNC machine shop. Step 1 after every setup is to measure the parts and make sure the parts turn out within tolerance. 
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I support bombing of furry training camps. If only there was a passionate MP to speak out about this.
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Checks out
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Her shirt is photoshopped.
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And his "tattoo". She's freaked out by hi s sunburn. /obvious
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I'd go out on a limb and say that the turtle's little info card is... Fake. 
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VoidBurger posted:Her shirt is photoshopped. Do petshops really list the pets lifespan on their card? That's kinda harsh. Hey Timmy, this is when this one dies!
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Ak Gara posted:Do petshops really list the pets lifespan on their card? That's kinda harsh. Probably nice to know you're not buying a tortoise who is going to live 150 years
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Ak Gara posted:Do petshops really list the pets lifespan on their card? That's kinda harsh. Both Petco and Petsmart do.
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Ak Gara posted:Do petshops really list the pets lifespan on their card? That's kinda harsh. It's kind of important to know what kind of commitment you're making when you buy a pet. Of course if you don't know anything about a species you probably shouldn't be buying one in the first place.
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Anyone ever go into a pet store and ask which ones are the "feeder puppies"? They never think it's as funny as I do.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Anyone ever go into a pet store and ask which ones are the "feeder puppies"? They never think it's as funny as I do. Most pet stores don't sell dogs anymore. You have to go to backyard breeders to get your feeder puppies, dumbass.
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