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I think you can stick your fingers in her lower parts like a bowling ball while you push her face in some floor jizz, but that's just what I've heard. I don't know if it works or what.
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3737493&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 lots of good tips for you
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you cant be serious. vote loving 1 why isnt there a ban vote, he needs to pay more money.
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Dec 2, 2015 10:09
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No, but why would I need to know that? Once I"m taken care of I don't care anymore.
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Dec 2, 2015 10:22
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does getting myself off count? asking as a woman
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Dec 2, 2015 11:14
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That bottom plug socket looks like it's seen some poo poo, man.
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Dec 2, 2015 12:42
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penis or penii shaped objects op see your local doctor for more information
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:Do you know how to get a woman off - in a sexual way? It's easy. You lay her down on a bed made of shredded bibles and aborted fetuses and wrap your dick in the pages of the Quran and gently caress her while singing Hare Krishna then you draw a Pentagram with your cum on her face and HAIL SATAN til morning.
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Dec 2, 2015 14:21
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Pththya-lyi posted:does getting myself off count? asking as a woman Sounds like cheating to me.
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Dec 2, 2015 14:22
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Yes, but only after I am done and can use all my strength, effort and concentration into fingerblasting her clit into submission.
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Creamfilled posted:That bottom plug socket looks like it's seen some poo poo, man. the top one seems too happy about this.
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Dec 2, 2015 14:23
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:Do you know how to get a woman off - in a sexual way? When was the last time you achieved that? If presented with a woman and it was a life or death situation to make her cum, would you most likely die?? Pls share ur experience + insights on this matter zone out and get some neck/suck a nipple while she uses the hitachi for a minute or two
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Dec 2, 2015 14:24
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No, because its not necessary for procreation op.
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Dec 2, 2015 14:32
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yeah twice last night literally high give
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Dec 2, 2015 14:36
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i usually act in the capacity of an assistant. i give great pep talks "youre almost there! faster! faster!!"
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Dec 2, 2015 14:46
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thathonkey posted:i usually act in the capacity of an assistant. i give great pep talks "youre almost there! faster! faster!!" As in a cuckold cheering from the sidelines, or while engaging in the sex act?
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Dec 2, 2015 14:59
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both at the same time, obviously
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Dec 2, 2015 15:07
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Fingers in the shape of fish hooks. In the vag and pretend you're trying to push the hook through her abdomen. Kind of a rocking motion. Alternatively, love and emotional availability.
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Dec 2, 2015 15:20
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I make women orgasm every time. I'm kinda good at it. Sorry lady goons, I'm taken. 
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Dec 2, 2015 15:32
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give her a very nice vibrator because why should she be relying on your scrub rear end for a nice O
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Dec 2, 2015 16:28
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yes
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Dec 2, 2015 16:36
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Yeah but my girlfriend likes it slow and romantic, not fast and go back to drinking beer like me
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Dec 2, 2015 17:10
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Gnaw on her clit like jerky
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i show her my credit score 
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VendaGoat posted:Gnaw on her clit like jerky 
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VendaGoat posted:Gnaw on her clit like jerky Well, jerky is technically groceries, so... Bread Dragon posted:give her a very nice vibrator because why should she be relying on your scrub rear end for a nice O Counterpoint: she shouldn't need a vibrator if she has you.
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I just let her do it, I have characters to level up
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Well, jerky is technically groceries This.
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Professor Shark posted:Yeah but my girlfriend likes it slow and romantic, not fast and go back to drinking beer like me thats because she suffers from an unfortunate condition called being a woman
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Robo Reagan posted:thats because she suffers from an unfortunate condition called being a woman Is there a cure? 
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yeah wigh my words
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VendaGoat posted:Is there a cure? no, there's only a cure if you start as a man and want to be a lady and even that's not foolproof
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Dec 2, 2015 18:26
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King of Bees posted:As in a cuckold cheering from the sidelines, or while engaging in the sex act? she rubs the thing i poke it with some appendage of choice
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Dec 2, 2015 18:33
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stick your fingers up her rear end and tickle her prostate
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Dec 2, 2015 19:43
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I just open another can of sardines while telling her I work at game stop and don't agree with the raping of porn stars.
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Corn Burst posted:A finger in the vag + "come here motion" on a spongy feelin' spot while sucking and licking ye ol' clit is a sure fire winner my boy. Oh dear! Mr. Burst, how scandalous! 
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Dec 2, 2015 20:16
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Goddamn Hippy posted:I just let her do it, I have characters to level up This is also my strategy. It works mostly because she's fat, old and ugly enough to be out of options, and frankly she should consider herself lucky to have landed me at all.
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you have to sort of palpate this internal walnut thing that's up and around the front
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