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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:every 2 years tim cook shaves another millimeter off his lover's cock as a tribute to steve's vision tim cook? more like thin cock
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time cook because he made the watch xD
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Athletic Footjob posted:tim cook? more like thin cock time cock nature's harmonious 4 cock day simultaneous base, shaft, foreskin, tip not "just the tip"
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Beast of Bourbon posted:i have a question for you all yes
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:time cock nature's harmonious 4 cock day imagine 4 cocks at the edge of an anus
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Santas Ainol Elf posted:imagine 4 cocks at the edge of an anus the zybourne cook
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Santas Ainol Elf posted:imagine 4 cocks at the edge of an anus go on...
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nick bilton really butthurt about the steve jobs movie tanking http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/03/style/steve-jobs-flops-at-box-office-and-silicon-valley-cheers.html
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i was thinking about getting a macbook but i decided to buy a 1tb ssd for my mac mini and get an 128gb iPad pro and just connect that to my mac mini whenever i needed to access desktop shite. worked out cheaper too. take my monies timb
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cremnob posted:nick bilton really butthurt about the steve jobs movie tanking nick bitcoin
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cremnob posted:nick bilton really butthurt about the steve jobs movie tanking eat poo poo sorkin
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cremnob posted:nick bilton really butthurt about the steve jobs movie tanking the movie was actually pretty good and nerds expected it to be about tech and apple products and not human relationships and one man's struggle to be a father
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steve jobs struggle was to not be a father.
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Shaggar posted:steve jobs struggle was to not be a father.
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pirates of Silicon Valley continues to be the best steve jobs movie
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Ludwig van Halen posted:the movie was actually pretty good and nerds expected it to be about tech and apple products and not human relationships and one man's struggle to be a father there are a million movies about that poo poo. how about one about, you know, steve jobs
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poty posted:there are a million movies about that poo poo. how about one about, you know, steve jobs it is about steve jobs, what its not about is apple products
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I'd like to see a movie about an iconic billionaire tech leader that shaped modern computing and created what is now the most valuable and profitable company in the world by inventing products that I use and like, but I want the movie to be about none of that.
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maybe, just spitballing here but releasing a third movie about the same person in 3 years into a super crowded fall release calendar was a bad idea e: also nobody cares about sorkin anymore
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zen death robot posted:i still need to go see the new james bond movie forgot that was out
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zen death robot posted:nerds wanted a 2 hour It was kind of clever that it all took place behind the scenes of the keynotes and ended each segment as he walked on-stage because if you wanna watch steve's keynotes they're all on youtube and you can just watch them if thats what you want
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I liked spectre except there was no reason for the young girl to exist other than to be young and blonde and get stuffed in a refrigerator james bond should have run around with monica bellacci the whole movie
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im walt mossberg loudly proclaiming that steve didn't actually confront sculley in some hallway of the san francisco symphony theatre before the iMac unveiling
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i've known steve jobs since 2002 and this movie ends in 1998, not the Steve I know!!!!!
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the steve jobs movie was a good movie. idont care if it was accurate or not. in fact it really showed that steve matured over the years and if thats not a good reflection on his character then idk and idc
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qirex posted:I liked spectre except there was no reason for the young girl to exist other than to be young and blonde and get stuffed in a refrigerator james bond should have run around with monica bellacci the whole movie also dat opening barrel shot and the classic music. does it every time. cold open was really good too the theme song is the worst piece of poo poo garbage sam smith noise ever though. gently caress that
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2.5 hours, jesus. why does every movie have to be so loving long now
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it is really long. we were in the theatre for about 3 hours total. to its credit, it doesn't feel that long and its tight if anything. pretty easy to believe it had production problems tho
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Kenny Logins posted:the theme song is the worst piece of poo poo garbage sam smith noise ever though. gently caress that 
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qirex posted:
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quote:College prof: OK class, today we'll learn the correct way to design and make a computer. First of all it has to be beige, second of all it has to have pointed corners instead of being rounded, finally the computer is a separate part to the monitor instead of having the monitor and computer be the same thing, anyone who makes a computer a different way will be expelled
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Last Chance posted:2.5 hours, jesus. why does every movie have to be so loving long now turbo kid was a nice 90 minutes and actually fun to watch. it wasnt the best movie but it was good and refreshingly simple. watch that imho, probably the most fun i had watching a movie all year
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El_Elegante posted:gently caress off and die *walking down a hallway really fast* competent but taken for granted middle aged white lady who is really attractive but make to look dowdy: "gently caress off and die? I can't believe he said that!" manic pixie dream girl: "what a mysoginist jerk!" enter: late middle aged white dude still at peak of virility and competence: "you're always accusing everybody of that you millenial kook" *90 degree turn, someone hands white dude coffee, MPDG peels off to the side, token minority joins* token minority: "you know even though we all respect your wisdom and are in constant awe of your competence there may be something to her point" white dude: "I know that but things used to be simpler" *another 90 degree turn, hotshot young white dude jockeying for position appears, token minority exits* hotshot: "boss, you wouldn't want hr to hear you say things like that" white dude: "you might have double phds from harvard and oxford at age 24 but you've got a lot to learn about this business you young turk! now excuse me, competent white lady and I have to finish stuff for project X" hotshot: "sure thing boss, you guys work hard" hotshot stops and sips coffee, winking over the rim of his mug, camera stops in an office with closed blinds, the door closes and competent white lady and middle aged dude have sex on the desk*
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qirex posted:*walking down a hallway really fast*
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*in an extremely jeff daniels voice* could you try maybe just not being a "social justice warrior" and let the big boys talk, sweetie?
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The Management posted:pirates of Silicon Valley continues to be the best steve jobs movie pirates of silicon valley was the best take on the steve jobs lovely dad story because there was no sappy redemption, he was an unrelenting piece of poo poo the entire time and only visited his daughter to make himself feel better Kenny Logins posted:it is really long. we were in the theatre for about 3 hours total. to its credit, it doesn't feel that long and its tight if anything. pretty easy to believe it had production problems tho ^thats all what she said
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what kind of hosed up reject is going to the movies and watching the STEVE JOBS MOVIE?? WHAT THE gently caress??
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