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Lady Naga posted:Nah people jerk off to porn out of obligation. haha
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 17:59 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 19:31 |
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Let's all just remember that if this story actually did happen everyone involved weighs about 400lbs.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 20:12 |
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"Wife found out I was posting about our sex lives on Reddit and burned all our lingerie"
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 21:15 |
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Lady Naga posted:Nah people jerk off to porn out of obligation. but enough about my sexlife
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 21:37 |
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Faith in humanity: RESTORED
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 22:11 |
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Dresh posted:Faith in humanity: RESTORED TheKennedys posted:
Three pages ago, man.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 22:36 |
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STHITT
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 11:36 |
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Shai-Hulud posted:Let's all just remember that if this story actually did happen everyone involved weighs about 400lbs. And Lord only knows where that lipstick was smeared.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 11:37 |
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 19:58 |
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Wanna see that dude get yelled at for stolen valor
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 20:09 |
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Zelder posted:Wanna see that dude get yelled at for stolen valor YOUR MEDALS ARE ALL WRONG YOU CAN'T BE A MASTER CHIEF, YOU'RE ONLY 23 MY FRIENDS DIED FOR THAT SPACESUIT UNIFORM, HAD THEIR BRAINS BLASTED OUT BY COVENANT TROOPERS
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 20:22 |
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Is it normal for people to be drunk at 9am in Britain?
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 21:22 |
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Der Luftwaffle posted:Is it normal for people to be drunk at 9am in Britain? I've heard it's no uncommon for professionals to drink at lunch. So, a moderately different drinking culture?
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 21:52 |
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One of my favorite memories from visiting Scotland was the dude who stumbled outside from a bar at like noon on a Tuesday and started pissing all over a wall.
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# ? Nov 30, 2015 21:56 |
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You know the sex was good because they spent money on accouterments! EmmyOk posted:This is the craziest sex you can imagine guys high heels and lingerie!! Like bragging that you finally nailed your wife in the living room instead of the bedroom. Uh okay, real spicy love life you got there. The sex was so good I got up and posted about it on the internet afterwards instead of cuddling or having more sex! So good. canyoneer posted:YOUR MEDALS ARE ALL WRONG WHAT WAS THE NAME OF YOUR UNIT, HUH? I FOUGHT ON THE BLUE TEAM! Zaphod42 has a new favorite as of 19:11 on Dec 1, 2015 |
# ? Dec 1, 2015 19:08 |
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goose fleet posted:
Does your wife know you are an ad?
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 02:27 |
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Guy gives Public Enemy a ride to their concert after their cabbie bails on them: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/cel...way-to-gig.htmlquote:"Then as we were coming through Attercliffe, Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen, came on the radio. Everything else about this is completely verifiably true but thanks to this thread I just can't believe the Bohemian Rhapsody part.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 04:15 |
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Glorious.quote:This troper feels like relating his particular Marching Band related CMOA. Before significant games i.e. playoffs, big rivalries, first of the season, there is a tradition called The Glory. The Band gathers before lineup in a circle with an upperclassman at the center who proceeds to lead the band in a chant of �Oh my lord, lord lord lord, ahummmm, ahummm� and then make some type of speech. It was our last regular game of the season, the night when seniors are honored, and this particular game would determine if we went through to playoff. I had established myself as the voice of the band and all around speech maker, so I start the glory and launch into a speech described by my friends as a cross between a fire and brimstone Baptist preacher and Hitler addressing the third reich. It was entirely improvised so I don�t really remember more than a few lines. The best I remember clearly went �We go out there to remind them WHO WE ARE.� � I want you to go out on that field, RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND STOP IT INTO THOSE YARDLINES!� (yes, the caps are necessary) �Do you know why it always rains on this night? (It has rained every senior night game for the last 8 years) It rains because this field is crying for us, not crying tears of sorrow, no, but tears of joy that our journey is finally complete!� �This is OUR NIGHT. MAKE THEM REMEMBER IT!� Yes, I am a large ham, yes I love movies like Braveheart and 300. We won the game and went to playoff for the first time in 4 years. Epic.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 09:09 |
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quote:I am a large ham Troper tales are some of the most embarrassing stuff ever. that_kid_is_inhuman.txt
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 10:05 |
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Elysiume posted:I found the true part, but I think they meant the wrong definition of "ham" Sometimes it's hard to tell whether it would be worse if it was actually true:
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 10:50 |
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Perestroika posted:Sometimes it's hard to tell whether it would be worse if it was actually true: I can see my own brain.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 11:12 |
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Perestroika posted:Sometimes it's hard to tell whether it would be worse if it was actually true: I'm sure it's true that this person actually thinks they are all those things, but I guarantee everyone else just thinks she's really loving annoying. I think we all had (and I'm sure some here were) that one guy/girl in highschool who couldn't get enough of being ~random~ and "snarky". Tropers just made up labels for this annoying type of personality. "Deadpan Snarker" is one of those things where if anyone describes themselves as one, you need to stop talking to them immediately. They are all terrible.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 11:33 |
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This person is just like her favorite anime! Amazing. My fav troper tale is still pencil guy
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 11:43 |
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Fathis Munk posted:This person is just like her favorite anime! Amazing. That guy is... inhuman
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 12:59 |
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Fathis Munk posted:This person is just like her favorite anime! Amazing. With the teacher only 20 yards ahead!
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 13:38 |
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OctoberBlues posted:One of my favorite memories from visiting Scotland was the dude who stumbled outside from a bar at like noon on a Tuesday and started pissing all over a wall. In Edinburgh, I saw someone on a sunday morning meeting his friend on a bench next to Starbucks. He had a couple of Tennent's while his friend drank his coffee.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 16:09 |
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I remember an early episode of Intervention where a woman would have a six pack on her morning train commute, then spend like 12 hours doing truck dispatching with a few beers at lunch, and then come home and drink another six pack on the way back. The woman was the epitome of a functional alcoholic. Once she stopped drinking like 18 beers a day, she ended up divorcing her husband because she was basically unstoppable.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 16:28 |
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Eponine posted:I remember an early episode of Intervention where a woman would have a six pack on her morning train commute, then spend like 12 hours doing truck dispatching with a few beers at lunch, and then come home and drink another six pack on the way back. The woman was the epitome of a functional alcoholic. Once she stopped drinking like 18 beers a day, she ended up divorcing her husband because she was basically unstoppable. Another family broken up by reality tv.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 17:03 |
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Perestroika posted:Sometimes it's hard to tell whether it would be worse if it was actually true: Good loving god that's bad. Probably a young teenager though, so loving proud of herself for how snarky and cynical she is.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 17:16 |
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Zaphod42 posted:Good loving god that's bad. She saw Haruhi and decided to take it to a darker extreme.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 17:37 |
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Perestroika posted:Sometimes it's hard to tell whether it would be worse if it was actually true: The stdh is that people actually tolerate this girl. Well, that and everything else. In her own deluded mind, though, everything written there is true.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 17:52 |
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Perestroika posted:Sometimes it's hard to tell whether it would be worse if it was actually true: How does this person have "the highest GPA in the school" while not being able to stick to a consistent 1st or 3rd person narrative?
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 18:05 |
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Perestroika posted:Sometimes it's hard to tell whether it would be worse if it was actually true: I seriously hate this person. Can you imagine if you had to be this kid's parents? I am cracking up that she claims to walk around in someone else's toe shoes as shoes. First of all, barf. Toe shoes are stank as hell after someone has used them. This is what a used pair of to shoes looks like: They are also incredibly hard on your toes even if you protect them. Her feet would be ripped up if she just wore those around as shoes all day. This is what a dancer's feet look like (spoilered because it's gross):
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 18:44 |
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Lowly posted:I seriously hate this person. Can you imagine if you had to be this kid's parents? Third, they're expensive and the first thing dancers do when buying a new pair is beat the poo poo out them to make them mold to their own feet. Honestly, the girl just sounds like a regular ol' 15 year old girl who's trying to find her identity but hasn't, won't for a while, and is trying too hard to get comfortable in her own life. In other words, a fifteen year old girl.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 19:55 |
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Eponine posted:How does this person have "the highest GPA in the school" while not being able to stick to a consistent 1st or 3rd person narrative? homeschooled
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:07 |
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Der Luftwaffle posted:Is it normal for people to be drunk at 9am in Britain? Yeah, I've seen people at 8am with cans of (cheap) beer in their hands.
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# ? Dec 2, 2015 23:19 |
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The Tragedy of SupermanagerApplewhite posted:Fun Babbages story (originally from this thread): I was there, I was the torn shirt
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 01:10 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:The Tragedy of Supermanager I'm the children crushed to death.
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 01:19 |
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So basically: "Hey guys! hehehe wouldn't it be funny if someone who really liked superman hehehehe thought that superman 64 was going to be a really good game heheheh and then it wasn't???? because superman 64 is so terrible! get it??? LOL"
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# ? Dec 3, 2015 02:57 |
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Perestroika posted:Sometimes it's hard to tell whether it would be worse if it was actually true: This is what I thought of when I read that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
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