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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

AlphaKretin posted:

From the Schadenfreude thread:

"Yea man we knew"

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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS
Also, he looks like an even more insufferable version of Brian O'Halloran, so another reason to punch him.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo


flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Is there anything Australians can't make sound like a racial slur?

I'm just imagining them yelling poo poo like 'fuckin firie, why don't you go steer the back half of a truck from a secondary cockpit on the roof? You think you're too good for stairs, polejockey? Have 101 of these, you dalmation-humping piece of poo poo!"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Was.....was he BBQing shoes?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Tasty eats at the ol' Shoe-B-Q

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

RandomFerret posted:

Is there anything Australians can't make sound like a racial slur?

I'm just imagining them yelling poo poo like 'fuckin firie, why don't you go steer the back half of a truck from a secondary cockpit on the roof? You think you're too good for stairs, polejockey? Have 101 of these, you dalmation-humping piece of poo poo!"

It's just a nickname for firefighters man

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

Well, that's the end of Justin Trudeau.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Dumbfuck, I told him he needed to be gelded not gilded.

Guy Montag
Jun 24, 2005

Elfgames posted:

Dumbfuck, I told him he needed to be gelded not gilded.

Sounds like he managed both.

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

Snoped, alas.

One for Heath Robinson enthusiasts:

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.
I wasn't sure if this went here or in the Middle East thread.

Turkish court 'orders Gollum study' in Erdogan case

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34979249

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Carnival of Shrews posted:

One for Heath Robinson enthusiasts:



The King's Quest games have some weird puzzles.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe
Jesus christ, 48 bucks for a 24 pack of Carlton tinnies? What the gently caress, Northern Territory?!

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Since it's been posted a few times in the thread: I have just learned that The Sun's massive "HOME OF THE PAGE 3 GIRL!" advert on the cover is actually trademarked by The Sun's parent company, News International Ltd. They literally trademarked the phrase "Page 3".

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Felix_Cat
Sep 15, 2008


The article is worth a read as well. From what I gather he admits doing the poo poo but denies it was a spell to make the victim fall in love with him.

The guy's....explanation... to his charge appears to be a woman smiled at him which was obviously a signal to follow her home, which he did, then when she didn't leave the door open for him he figured oh she's probably making some food or something and she'll let me in soon. But he was waiting quite a while so clearly had no choice but to take off his pants and take a dump outside her house. Then of course he had to go inside to clean himself which is why he walked into the woman's house with no pants on.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang





http://journal.sjdm.org/15/15923a/jdm15923a.pdf

The word "bullshit" is used 200 times in the paper :haw:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Snapchat A Titty posted:



http://journal.sjdm.org/15/15923a/jdm15923a.pdf

The word "bullshit" is used 200 times in the paper :haw:

May have been posted before, but worth posting again.



http://scholarlyoa.com/2014/11/20/bogus-journal-accepts-profanity-laced-anti-spam-paper/

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

That's obviously Lydia.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012



Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
I don't know if I'd define that moon story "amazing". Maybe "incredible".

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




I'm just curious as to what it's promoting.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

EvilTaytoMan posted:

I'm just curious as to what it's promoting.

No idea. Its from one of those "women's mags" where you get stories like "husband raped my sister on my wedding day" or "I was chip-notised". It seems a bit out of character for them tbh.

http://www.lifedeathprizes.com/amazing-stuff/is-the-moon-real-36822

I love their url though LIFE, DEATH, PRIZES!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Hahah yeah I loved that one. There's something about the scholarly paper format that enhances jokes. Cf. Chicken-chickenchicken, chicken.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Bud Weisser Arrested for Trespassing at Budweiser Brewery

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




imo he should go free. sometimes the law cant cover the funny things.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Should have just said "Excuse me, do you know who my father is??" and whipped his ID out.

Not like he's going to get any more arrested, might as well throw a hail mary.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Esp if he didnt break anything or like destroy whatever sense of justice

Like if he just stepped over some line because he has a funny name, that's totally legit imo. Actually, he can take some beers or whataver off the truck if there is one. It won't hurt anybody.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

big parcheesi player
Apr 1, 2014

Also, I can kill you with my brain.
Wrestler Uses His Manhood to Flip Opponent
The two gifs are pretty awesome. Could see it being someone's new av if it fits

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!
Pai Mei is gonna be pissed when he finds out someone's stealing his moves

the future is WOW has a new favorite as of 04:43 on Dec 6, 2015

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011



"Rabbit"
"Didn't want to talk"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Redczar posted:



"Rabbit"
"Didn't want to talk"

Is she doing sign language for the deaf in case the rabbit did decide to talk?

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Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Once again found on Twitter











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