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Dude. EVERYONE has seen crazy poo poo. We come here and it's laughs dick and balls jokes. Go to the get help thread. Pm somebody. Also TL:DR
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Soulex posted:Dude. EVERYONE has seen crazy poo poo. We come here and it's laughs dick and balls jokes. i smoke a lot of weed these days and i avoid alcohol. it helps. maybe you should cut down on the booze if you're that easy to set off.
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Yeah I only really have an odd beer or two. Never three anymore. Seemed to dial me back a lot. Keep your mind busy. Best advice I can give you. School. Hobby.not video games solely. I gold pan using that gold dirt you can buy online. When I get enough I am going to make a ring for my wife for all the lovely things I've done to her in the past five years. The process is therapeutic though
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Cole posted:i smoke a lot of weed these days and i avoid alcohol.
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Dec 4, 2015 16:04
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Cole-Soul posted:smoke a lot of weed...pan for dirt
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Soulex posted:Yeah I only really have an odd beer or two. Never three anymore. How is online dirt not a scam? The stream is free and not already combed through so you have a chance at something larger than flakes.
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SumYungGui posted:How is online dirt not a scam? The stream is free and not already combed through so you have a chance at something larger than flakes. Because not every place has gold or is guaranteed to have gold. Also here, Washington, there are strict rules on when and where you can pan. This isn't using a dredge or anything just a pan. Also a lot of the rivers around me have a dam in front somewhere up the way that would sap the gold from the mountain and let almost nothing trickle past. I've done it. You aren't paying for the gold on a weight basis. A gram of gold is like 40 dollars or so depending on the market. A dealer will sell 5 pounds of dirt for twenty bucks and you get a lot or a little from it. It's more about the experience really. Dealers who don't have anything in their bags usually get weeded out fairly quick, as people will only buy from reputable dealers and sites. I've come out on top a few times in terms of cost, but again, it's not about that.
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hey man it's all cool there's no need to flip out from a jo *walks in on u while u have tears streaming down ur face w/ a shotgun butted up against ur chin while u're teasing the trigger like yo momma's clitty* oh. well. heh. i mean i buy literal dirt through highly regarded online dealers. check that poo poo. it's something my wife lets me do because i told her it's barely above a mlm scam. so yeah. dirt. *backs out of room slowly as the pressure on the trigger slowly increases*
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Soulex posted:Because not every place has gold or is guaranteed to have gold. Also here, Washington, there are strict rules on when and where you can pan. This isn't using a dredge or anything just a pan. Also a lot of the rivers around me have a dam in front somewhere up the way that would sap the gold from the mountain and let almost nothing trickle past. I've done it. \ 
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Do you bite the gold to test it?
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Mike-o posted:let's be honest, I did get laid on deployment and gently caress this entire stupid loving sub forum full of loving stupid loving shitheels who want to play loving internet tough guy who doles out the sick burns, I loving came here because I'm god drat lost since none of my buddies are around and you stupid fucks are the closest thing I have. I'm kind of loving drunk and pissed off and probably taking things way to seriously because I've got gigantic rage and PTSD issues. suck my dick from the back you stupid loving faggots why the gently caress I haven't gone off the deep end yet and go off in a murder suicide or some poo poo yet I dunno, I need to smoke some weed or some poo poo because I'm still loving hosed up in the head from all the lovely things I experienced. Why the gently caress am I doing this spilling my guts here, to a bunch of loving internet people I don't know. I should be loving happy that I'm out but mostly I'm loving miserable and pissed off all the time because my girlfriend is a stupid bitch a lot of the time but the only thing keeping me going is being a dad to her daughter. I would have left my girlfriend a long time ago and then suck started that rusted mosin nagant I have in the closet alone in a lovely one bedroom apartment. buddy of mine already did that whole shebang and I didn't loving find out about for six god drat months and he was living less than twenty loving miles from me and I didn't even know. the only loving reason I don't kill myself is that little girl I call my daughter. gently caress, gently caress everything gently caress all of you gently caress me too. I'm being all loving retarded and butt hurt because of people saying poo poo to be but I'm alone and basically only have you fucks to talk with but I don't know any of you faggots and poo poo gets to me, being drunk doesn't help either but anyway smdftb faggots and goodnight Lmao you have a mosin, why? Also please get help for real, you shouldn't feel this way and you have real brain problems you're trying to ignore instead of talking to a real doctor.
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Do you bite the gold to test it? gently caress no. Pieces aren't big enough. It'd be like my mom trying to suck your dick.
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Soulex posted:gently caress no. Pieces aren't big enough. It'd be like my mom trying to suck your dick. You are playing with fire here, haven't we had enough angry walls of text for one week?
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Dec 4, 2015 20:18
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No. It's cool, my mom puts out
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A tale of two broke brains, both of them wanting to be in the ground.
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I'm broken, but I'm not self rich round. Plus y'all make me laugh and give me hope for my inevitable DD 214
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Soulex posted:I'm broken, but I'm not self rich round. Plus y'all make me laugh and give me hope for my inevitable DD 214 Most of the people in the drunk thread have a Dd214 and boy don't they seem happy. The military will take whatever it can from you, take from it everything you can. Get help if you're broken.
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Dec 4, 2015 21:36
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I thought the part about raising her daughter was the tip off this was a joke mocking the worst cliches of bad soldier life choices.
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The Slithery D posted:I thought the part about raising her daughter was the tip off this was a joke mocking the worst cliches of bad soldier life choices. I got that feeling, but man, we have had some weird breakdowns in this sub, and I think it's kind of awesome that everyone was relatively concerned.
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Dec 4, 2015 21:49
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Dec 4, 2015 22:12
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#hasmikeolandedyet
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I think a while back there was actual gold in like Home Depot playground sand because they got it from some quarry in California that was on an ancient riverbed. Motherfuckers at gun shows selling playground sand for premiums.
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Wasabi the J posted:Most of the people in the drunk thread have a Dd214 and boy don't they seem happy. I am. Believe me. And I want to get out. Tired of the bullshit
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Stolen from the internet: "As evening approached, Jesus' disciples came to Him and said, "We're in the middle of nowhere and it's getting dark. Send the Joes away so they can go to the PX and get some tobacco." Jesus replied, “They do not need to go away. We have plenty of dip and cigarettes here." “We have here only a half-pack of Marlboro Lights and a pinch or two of Skoal," they answered. “Bring them here to me,” he said. And He directed Joe to take a knee. Taking the Marlboro Lights and Skoal he looked up to Heaven and gave thanks to God for tobacco. Then he gave them to his NCOs and the NCOs distributed them throughout the platoon. They all smoked and dipped and were satisfied, though some E-3s complained about it being Skoal and not Copenhagen. "Are you serious?" Jesus said. "You're complaining about this? You know what, all of you get down. GET DOWN RIGHT NOW! DO PUSHUPS UNTIL I'M TIRED!" And the Lord did smoke the platoon and have them play reindeer games until, verily, He was tired, and withdrew to pray and ask God why He had seen fit to visit him with such terrible soldiers." Amen.
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:Stolen from the internet: Can Of Dip Miraculously Lasts Eight Days In The Field
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Yeah, it was on the comments for that article.
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Cole posted:I've gotten more support/advice here than just about anywhere. Same.
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A total bad-rear end passes http://www.latimes.com/local/obituaries/la-me-tibor-rubin-20151208-story.html
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quote:For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty: Corporal Tibor Rubin distinguished himself by extraordinary heroism during the period from July 23, 1950, to April 20, 1953, while serving as a rifleman with Company I, 8th Cavalry Regiment, 1st Cavalry Division in the Republic of Korea. While his unit was retreating to the Pusan Perimeter, Corporal Rubin was assigned to stay behind to keep open the vital Taegu-Pusan Road link used by his withdrawing unit. During the ensuing battle, overwhelming numbers of North Korean troops assaulted a hill defended solely by Corporal Rubin. He inflicted a staggering number of casualties on the attacking force during his personal 24-hour battle, single-handedly slowing the enemy advance and allowing the 8th Cavalry Regiment to complete its withdrawal successfully. Following the breakout from the Pusan Perimeter, the 8th Cavalry Regiment proceeded northward and advanced into North Korea. During the advance, he helped capture several hundred North Korean soldiers. On October 30, 1950, Chinese forces attacked his unit at Unsan, North Korea, during a massive nighttime assault. That night and throughout the next day, he manned a .30 caliber machine gun at the south end of the unit's line after three previous gunners became casualties. He continued to man his machine gun until his ammunition was exhausted. His determined stand slowed the pace of the enemy advance in his sector, permitting the remnants of his unit to retreat southward. As the battle raged, Corporal Rubin was severely wounded and captured by the Chinese. Choosing to remain in the prison camp despite offers from the Chinese to return him to his native Hungary, Corporal Rubin disregarded his own personal safety and immediately began sneaking out of the camp at night in search of food for his comrades. Breaking into enemy food storehouses and gardens, he risked certain torture or death if caught. Corporal Rubin provided not only food to the starving Soldiers, but also desperately needed medical care and moral support for the sick and wounded of the POW camp. His brave, selfless efforts were directly attributed to saving the lives of as many as forty of his fellow prisoners. Corporal Rubin's gallant actions in close contact with the enemy and unyielding courage and bravery while a prisoner of war are in the highest traditions of military service and reflect great credit upon himself and the United States Army. 
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Honest to God, I think that man deserved two Medals of Honor: One for his actions before capture, and one for his actions while a prisoner. GodDAMN.
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my question is how does a guy end up in a situation where he is the only one covering the 8th cav regiment? what a lovely detail to get put on.
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It was the 50's, man. Is it any surprise they chose the Jewish guy?
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Mike owns and I like him. Hope you're feeling better, dude
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So yeah, I was really really drunk and also I'm a mess inside my head. Sorry dudes. I'll remind myself not to post when I'm drunk and make a complete rear end of myself with my stupid life problems. Life is pretty cool overall, especially being out and a civilian. Again, sorry for the gay meltdown.
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It didn't really help either that I went to a fake bavarian town and got drunk there, and it reminded me of being back in germany and started thinking about a good unit I was in with tons of good dudes, a lot of whom died. Again, sorry.
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Mike-o posted:It didn't really help either that I went to a fake bavarian town and got drunk there, and it reminded me of being back in germany and started thinking about a good unit I was in with tons of good dudes, a lot of whom died. Again, sorry. poo poo, man, that'll do it to anybody. Hell, I'd have understood wholeheartedly if you'd just stopped at "got drunk."
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Mike-o posted:Again, sorry for the gay meltdown. 
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Mike-o posted:So yeah, I was really really drunk and also I'm a mess inside my head. Sorry dudes. I'll remind myself not to post when I'm drunk and make a complete rear end of myself with my stupid life problems. Life is pretty cool overall, especially being out and a civilian. Again, sorry for the gay meltdown. its cool dude, just remember to let me off easy when i have my own gay meltdown 
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Mike-o posted:So yeah, I was really really drunk and also I'm a mess inside my head. Sorry dudes. I'll remind myself not to post when I'm drunk and make a complete rear end of myself with my stupid life problems. Life is pretty cool overall, especially being out and a civilian. Again, sorry for the gay meltdown. God drat it Mike-o, this is the Army thread. We do embarrassing poo poo on the weekends and then promptly forget about it on Monday morning. You are no exception.
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