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fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!



Haha, this is awesome.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Come to Lenin Square in next 30 minutes for kicking rear end of hobo.

woodenchicken
Aug 19, 2007

Nap Ghost
Russian version of Lion King On Ice is lookin good.

woodenchicken
Aug 19, 2007

Nap Ghost
So truckers reach Moscow, want paralyze traffic.

Joke on truckers, traffic in Moscow always paralyze.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




one of my russian eve buddies had handheld toilet and notebook with him in the car. we played world of tanks when he was in jams

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

kalstrams posted:

one of my russian eve buddies had handheld toilet and notebook with him in the car. we played world of tanks when he was in jams

a what now

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Hogge Wild posted:

a what now

https://www.google.se/search?q=tin+...iw=1366&bih=673

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

kalstrams posted:

one of my russian eve buddies had handheld toilet and notebook with him in the car. we played world of tanks when he was in jams

Do you play eve?

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!



A handheld toilet and a phone all in one!

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Hogge Wild posted:

a what now

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Kirs posted:

Do you play eve?
played from '08 until some '14 or so

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Disco Infiva posted:

A handheld toilet and a phone all in one!
:laffo:

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

kalstrams posted:

played from '08 until some '14 or so

I'd like you to get back in it.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Kirs posted:

I'd like you to get back in it.
you'll have to extensively bribe me to do so

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

kalstrams posted:

you'll have to extensively bribe me to do so

I'd love to but you'll not get pleasure if you don't want it by yourself. Just tell me when you have that itch to get back.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




'14 was like the second itch, but yeah, ill keep that in mind. what alliance your in?

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

kalstrams posted:

'14 was like the second itch, but yeah, ill keep that in mind. what alliance your in?

Gayswarm Federation

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Kirs posted:

Gayswarm Federation
same nowadays. used to be xdeath :laffo: and regged on sa after there was a goon roam (full fleet :lol:) kicking asses of solars, iirc, in our territory (back then we were b.), and spamming fofofofofofofofofo the local

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

woodenchicken posted:

So truckers reach Moscow, want paralyze traffic.

Joke on truckers, traffic in Moscow always paralyze.

I liked the story of the Russian answer to Uber.

Bunch of guys built a fake ambulance and used it to ferry people around faster through moscow.

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.

kalstrams posted:

same nowadays. used to be xdeath :laffo: and regged on sa after there was a goon roam (full fleet :lol:) kicking asses of solars, iirc, in our territory (back then we were b.), and spamming fofofofofofofofofo the local

Kind of the same story I have. But instead I got in member corp first in GSF and then get to know about SA.



etalian posted:

I liked the story of the Russian answer to Uber.

Bunch of guys built a fake ambulance and used it to ferry people around faster through moscow.

I heard stories about real ambulances was used as a taxi for extended price.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Kirs posted:

I heard stories about real ambulances was used as a taxi for extended price.

Anything west does Russia can do better.

For uber a depressed indian will ferry you around in a Prius, in russia you can rent the whole ambulance

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

huskarl_marx posted:

This behavior has always fascinated me, it seems like such a strange gesture. I think about it too hard and I realize there's a whole bouquet of human frailty here. its obvious that these messages are meant more for themselves than for anyone else because even a child must understand that these shells reach such speeds that any symbols are completely illegible

they communicate some things intentionally while others unintentionally

the fear of an unseen enemy, bravery in the face of the aforementioned and to my ears, it belies a casual disregard for death itself as well as the recognition of the same in the foe. is this intentional or unintentional? is war humankind's vain attempt to conquer death?

dude it's writing gently caress you on something that's about to blow your enemy's head off what's not to get

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Kirs posted:

I heard stories about real ambulances was used as a taxi for extended price.
idk if real ambulances work as taxis somewhere in latvia, but there was one regularly delivering moonshine to one of my neighbours

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
Maybe the neighbor has a medical condition that requires it?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i think i might have that too

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Severe alcohol withdrawal can actually be fatal, so it's lifesaving treatment!

woodenchicken
Aug 19, 2007

Nap Ghost
Actually, the proposal right now is to make ambulance a paid service, so it's gonna be official soon.

Edit: I mean I'm the one who's paying, if I want to be taken to the theatre instead of ER, you're taking me to the loving theatre.

woodenchicken fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Dec 4, 2015

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

kalstrams posted:

idk if real ambulances work as taxis somewhere in latvia, but there was one regularly delivering moonshine to one of my neighbours

lol

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
It's actually a drat efficient system. The ambulance is loaded with booze when it comes, and on the way back they pick up drunks, victims of domestic violence and roadkill from the streets. It never goes empty.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
in any case, you can use the booze as an antiseptic on wounds

Lufiron fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Dec 4, 2015

woodenchicken
Aug 19, 2007

Nap Ghost
For that, we use urine.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




woodenchicken posted:

For that, we use urine.
production of which is conveniently increased by alcohol :smug:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
hasnt Russia always had Uber

in the sense that if you hail a cab literally everyone with a car will pick you up for a fee

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y4_2Qa0QQs

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Alan Smithee posted:

hasnt Russia always had Uber

in the sense that if you hail a cab literally everyone with a car will pick you up for a fee

the way i had it explained to me is that of you needed any service, say a plumber or a driver if you had a bottle of rooskie standard they'd be there lickety split

otherwise it's a waiting game

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Been listening 2h+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf_PiVTl1Tw

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Man marries pizza because ‘pizza would not betray you…and I love it’





there's hope for goons yet

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
what a special snowflake

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
does russia have any laws about having to consummate marriages? Cause he gon gently caress that pizza.

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Fauxtool posted:

does russia have any laws about having to consummate marriages? Cause he gon gently caress that pizza.
its ok as long as he works for orthodox church

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