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Cinema Sins made a video about "everything wrong with Star Wars: A New Hope", featuring Kevin Smith. He is painfully unfunny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6sdpH5N1c0 It's like he heard black slang and really wanted to use it. Everyone is "homie"
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Dec 3, 2015 23:26
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/the-15-best-high-heels-for-your-penis  (duh)
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Dec 3, 2015 23:39
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Non Serviam posted:Cinema Sins made a video about "everything wrong with Star Wars: A New Hope", featuring Kevin Smith. He is painfully unfunny. Well, that's a good fit then, because the "Everything Wrong With" videos are unfunny and pointless anyways.
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Dec 3, 2015 23:46
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High schoolers have gotten ugly as gently caress
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Non Serviam posted:Cinema Sins made a video about "everything wrong with Star Wars: A New Hope", featuring Kevin Smith. He is painfully unfunny. Important question: Does he reference clerks or chasing amy at all in this video? Because I swear to god I've never seen or heard any kind of video or interview involving him where he didn't bring them up. He's like a nerd version of those fat old guys who never stop talking about how they "almost went pro in high school".
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Dec 3, 2015 23:56
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Nuebot posted:Important question: Does he reference clerks or chasing amy at all in this video? Because I swear to god I've never seen or heard any kind of video or interview involving him where he didn't bring them up. He's like a nerd version of those fat old guys who never stop talking about how they "almost went pro in high school". I only got halfway through the video, and only because I was doing something else at the time, so I can't tell for sure. As far as I saw, he didn't bring them up. I almost wish he did
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Dec 4, 2015 00:01
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Non Serviam posted:Cinema Sins made a video about "everything wrong with Star Wars: A New Hope", featuring Kevin Smith. He is painfully unfunny. Wow, you are really upset about a middle-aged fat film director talking about a film. Yeah, gramps, Star Wars is our thing now, don't talk about it with your 'homies'.
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Dec 4, 2015 00:29
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Paladinus posted:Wow, you are really upset about a middle-aged fat film director talking about a film. I don't like Star Wars. I just think Kevin Smith was boring.
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Dec 4, 2015 01:36
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Non Serviam posted:I don't like Star Wars. I just think Kevin Smith was boring. Why did you watch a video about Star Wars if you don't like the franchise?
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Dec 4, 2015 01:46
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Paladinus posted:Why did you watch a video about Star Wars if you don't like the franchise? Same reason hundreds of people will spout on about how much an unreleased video game will suck and then spend thousands of hours playing it. The reason is because people are very, very dumb.
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Dec 4, 2015 01:52
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Fathis Munk posted:http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/the-15-best-high-heels-for-your-penis This belongs in a museum
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Dec 4, 2015 02:01
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Paladinus posted:Why did you watch a video about Star Wars if you don't like the franchise? Because I think cinema sins makes funny videos? Are you loving married to Kevin Smith or something?
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Dec 4, 2015 07:51
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Non Serviam posted:Cinema Sins made a video about "everything wrong with Star Wars: A New Hope", featuring Kevin Smith. He is painfully unfunny. The slang is just that he's a dude from Jersey. Everyone I know from Jersey regardless of race sounds like that.
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Dec 4, 2015 09:06
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El Estrago Bonito posted:The slang is just that he's a dude from Jersey. Everyone I know from Jersey regardless of race sounds like that. I stand corrected then. I didn't know about new Jersey slang. He's just boring.
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Dec 4, 2015 09:27
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Non Serviam posted:I stand corrected then. I didn't know about new Jersey slang. His star war obsession is boring but it's not appropriating someone else's culture(tm) Nitpicking at a movie almost as old as he is is really dull but he's half in the bag from marihuana. He had some good podcasts back in the day. Good man for an interview but alas
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Dec 4, 2015 09:32
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syscall girl posted:His star war obsession is boring but it's not appropriating someone else's culture(tm) Oooh, I see what the issue is. I didn't mean that he was APPROPRIATING anything. Just that he was boring and seemed like he was trying to use hip slang to sound cool. If it came off as ultra pc, yeah, that wasn't my point at all.
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Dec 4, 2015 10:36
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Dec 4, 2015 10:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgYiGUr3WJk A timeless classic.
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Dec 4, 2015 12:06
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Paladinus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgYiGUr3WJk I've seen this before. What's the context? Is he really a cripple? What was the reason to photograph this sonic dude? So many questions.
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Dec 4, 2015 13:05
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Non Serviam posted:So many questions. I don't want to know the answers.
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Dec 4, 2015 14:42
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goose fleet posted:This belongs in a museum Fairly sure I already saw this at the MOMA.
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Dec 4, 2015 17:05
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Paladinus posted:Wow, you are really upset about a middle-aged fat film director talking about a film. I tried that video out and dropped it before half a minute. A tubby middle aged white guy talking street really wasn't all that awkward, so much as the grasping-at-straws complaining about a nearly 40 year old movie that's had its course thoroughly run on far better critiques. "Why didn't Vader just choke the guy from across the room?" More personal and fun perhaps? Wasn't necessary to make a point like the boardroom scene perhaps? "Why didn't the rebel grab dude's lightsaber when he was being choked?" Because he was being held up out of reach of it that we could tell. It's pretty much a bad video and Kevin seems to be at one of the lowest points of his career arc.
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Dec 4, 2015 17:44
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Way to miss the point Lovitz. Enjoy your solid gold rocket car though.
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Fathis Munk posted:http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/the-15-best-high-heels-for-your-penis Clickhole is now obsolete
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The ABCs of SNL was a nice idea, where Kevin Smith would interview Jon Lovitz about his experience behind the scenes of SNL. It only had three episodes, though, and then there was a big falling out between Smith and Lovitz so Smith took his Smodcast network to another theater. I used to listen to a lot of his podcasts since my wife was a big fan of his movies and the podcasts, but he's really degraded in quality. I think marijuana is great to enjoy but I know that I'm not a great creative or super interesting when I'm stoned, and now Smith's gone whole hog on the pot train and he's not sober enough to realize that his ideas just aren't that great (see Tusk or the upcoming Yoga Hosers). Everyone of his podcasts seems like a trip down memory lane, and the one with the "learn something" angle (Edumacation) features Smith learning and re-learning the same facts over and over because he can't keep a memory locked down in his purple hazed brain. His big thing for a while was his Q&A sessions, but it's gotten to the point where he takes one question and turns it into an hour long yarn that doesn't include any new information if you're a big enough fan to see Kevin Smith live. He talks about his personal life a lot, too. His daily routine, as he tells it, is to wake up, get high, read emails, "work" or watch porn, then eat a Thanksgiving meal for dinner. He's got a daughter, Harley Quinn, and the idea of growing up in a mansion where your increasingly addled father sits in his study with the smell of pot permeating the house and the maid makes snacks and sends them up the dumbwaiter for him boggles my mind. Maybe it's just a symptom of being comfortably wealthy mixed with sharing too much information, but the thought of that house and how Kevin talks about his wife (which mainly focuses on the topic of analigus) makes me grossed out. There, now you know too much about Kevin Smith.
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LawfulWaffle posted:There, now you know too much about Kevin Smith. It always makes me sad when people blatantly name their kids after something nerdy, you're just going to doom them to ridicule during their formative years. I mean if you are going to do it, do something obscure, or half of it, like "Quinn" or "Harley," not "Harley Quinn."
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I sort of want tto know what that is in the last picture of the OP, I sort of want to vomit after accidently clicking on this thread.
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LawfulWaffle posted:The ABCs of SNL was a nice idea, where Kevin Smith would interview Jon Lovitz about his experience behind the scenes of SNL. It only had three episodes, though, and then there was a big falling out between Smith and Lovitz so Smith took his Smodcast network to another theater. I used to listen to a lot of his podcasts since my wife was a big fan of his movies and the podcasts, but he's really degraded in quality. I think marijuana is great to enjoy but I know that I'm not a great creative or super interesting when I'm stoned, and now Smith's gone whole hog on the pot train and he's not sober enough to realize that his ideas just aren't that great (see Tusk or the upcoming Yoga Hosers). Everyone of his podcasts seems like a trip down memory lane, and the one with the "learn something" angle (Edumacation) features Smith learning and re-learning the same facts over and over because he can't keep a memory locked down in his purple hazed brain. His big thing for a while was his Q&A sessions, but it's gotten to the point where he takes one question and turns it into an hour long yarn that doesn't include any new information if you're a big enough fan to see Kevin Smith live. You forgot to mention his jorts, which I think is an important part of him. Also why would you name your daughter Harley Quinn, I get that you like Batman and whatever but jesus dude.
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LawfulWaffle posted:The ABCs of SNL was a nice idea, where Kevin Smith would interview Jon Lovitz about his experience behind the scenes of SNL. It only had three episodes, though, and then there was a big falling out between Smith and Lovitz so Smith took his Smodcast network to another theater. I used to listen to a lot of his podcasts since my wife was a big fan of his movies and the podcasts, but he's really degraded in quality. I think marijuana is great to enjoy but I know that I'm not a great creative or super interesting when I'm stoned, and now Smith's gone whole hog on the pot train and he's not sober enough to realize that his ideas just aren't that great (see Tusk or the upcoming Yoga Hosers). Everyone of his podcasts seems like a trip down memory lane, and the one with the "learn something" angle (Edumacation) features Smith learning and re-learning the same facts over and over because he can't keep a memory locked down in his purple hazed brain. His big thing for a while was his Q&A sessions, but it's gotten to the point where he takes one question and turns it into an hour long yarn that doesn't include any new information if you're a big enough fan to see Kevin Smith live. I haven't kept up but the topic of his wife's rear end in a top hat is a recurring theme. He used to advertise for fleshlights by saying they were tighter than his wife's butt. Very off putting. And that he had her making out with Dante on the set of Clerks 2 for a long rear end time.
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syscall girl posted:I haven't kept up but the topic of his wife's rear end in a top hat is a recurring theme. He used to advertise for fleshlights by saying they were tighter than his wife's butt. Kevin Smith was asked to participate in a feature in Playboy where different directors oversaw a photo shoot, so he agreed on the condition that the subject be his wife, Jen Schwalbach. She nude (duh) and there's a Superman character there too. Tasteful, I guess. I wish I remembered some of the other directors who participated, maybe I'll look it up after work.
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Dec 4, 2015 21:31
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It must be love. What a horribly physically mismatched pair.
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LingcodKilla posted:It must be love. What a horribly physically mismatched pair. Must make her laugh. Never underestimate a good sense of humor.
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Which one's the AUG? Can't imagine getting so butthurt over something you have to write more than a sentence or two in response.
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Dec 4, 2015 23:04
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Deified Data posted:Which one's the AUG? Both?
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I win the AUG thread VVV: THEY'RE RUDE AND UNNECESSARY cash crab has a new favorite as of 23:11 on Dec 4, 2015 |
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Deified Data posted:Which one's the AUG? Everyone has their hot button issue. Ask Cash Crab about trash can lids with latches on them.
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 I remember there used to be more from this guy but I am not going to find it on a Friday night.
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Is that the big bang theory guy?
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