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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I hated guns entirely until I started living with my current roommate who has like 20 guns and is extremely responsible and knowledgeable about them. Now I go to the range every few weeks even though I'm a gay liberal socialist idiot.

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Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
I used to think guns were pretty cool until I saw all the mewling children masturbating about them.

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
Bullet holes in the wall are permitted but you are not wearing your shoes in this house!

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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

flatpack flapjack
Aug 13, 2006

Satan destroys you // but Jesus puts you in a bowl and smokes you


this but unironically

size1one
Jun 24, 2008

I don't want a nation just for me, I want a nation for everyone

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
Father-in-laws FB post today:




Come on..a carjacker? I feel really sorry for these hyper-gun crazed older white men that have masterbatory fantasies over killing someone. I'm really glad FB lets you stay friends with someone, but unfollow them so I don't have to see this poo poo.

I really want to reply to this 100 times with rule 1 of his beloved bible: "Thou shalt not kill"

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Karl Marx

Mandy Thompson
Dec 26, 2014

by zen death robot
What I think of when I see a Donald Trump rally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_leY_LgOuQ

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dr.Caligari posted:

Father-in-laws FB post today:




Come on..a carjacker? I feel really sorry for these hyper-gun crazed older white men that have masterbatory fantasies over killing someone. I'm really glad FB lets you stay friends with someone, but unfollow them so I don't have to see this poo poo.

I really want to reply to this 100 times with rule 1 of his beloved bible: "Thou shalt not kill"



:agreed:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Dr.Caligari posted:

I really want to reply to this 100 times with rule 1 of his beloved bible: "Thou shalt not kill"



Gotta buy two guns. Just in case one jams.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Wheeee posted:

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Karl Marx



What does it say about me if I fear the wack jobs who obsess over weapons?

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wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

now do this chart without suicides because they have gently caress all to do with gun crime

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Wheeee posted:

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Karl Marx




"Do not collect weapons or practice with weapons beyond what is useful." - Miyamoto Musashi

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

KiteAuraan posted:


"Do not collect weapons or practice with weapons beyond what is useful." - Miyamoto Musashi

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
can you guys please stop being all retarded (both sides) about gun control in the loving picture thread?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Dec 7, 2015

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?



1923 sales demo for a bulletproof vest to DC police (colorised)

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot


hahaha

i sure wish we lived in a weaponless world but that's simply not the case and we haven't solved the problems regarding/facing human rights, authority, succession and property yet

edit: bonus image

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
Why are we still debating when Divine solved all of this decades ago?



lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

Hi, Im Lilbeefer. I am a paid up member of the Australian Greens Party, think we should we should accept refugees and use their boats to send racists back out to sea on. I am a special unique snowflake leftie, because I own and love guns and hunting. To get a gun legally here you need:
-Have a valid excuse to own a gun (self defense is not an option, this is important to note)
-to pass a (piss easy) firearms safety test ("should you drive around with a loaded gun Y/N))"
-apply for and wait 30 days to get your firearms licence
-buy a gun and wait 30 days before you are allowed to pick it up (99% of the time, bolt action or shotguns only allowed)

The system works great, give it a try!


http://www.theliberalgunclub.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=25400


lilbeefer fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Dec 6, 2015

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Lilbeefer posted:

Hi, Im Lilbeefer. I am a paid up member of the Australian Greens Party, think we should we should accept refugees and use their boats to send racists back out to sea on. I am a special unique snowflake leftie, because I own and love guns and hunting. To get a gun legally here you need:
-Have a valid excuse to own a gun (self defense is not an option, this is important to note)
-to pass a (piss easy) firearms safety test ("should you drive around with a loaded gun Y/N))"
-apply for and wait 30 days to get your firearms licence
-buy a gun and wait 30 days before you are allowed to pick it up (99% of the time, bolt action or shotguns only allowed)

The system works great, give it a try!


http://www.theliberalgunclub.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=25400




Those are nice views that are far more restrictive then even the most gun-banniest american politician. They are extremely anti-gun by any American political metric.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Lilbeefer posted:

I am a special unique snowflake leftie, because I own and love guns and hunting.

The internet is full of cargo cult Leftists who talk the talk, post pictures of Lenin and other early 20th century Socialist propaganda because they think it's cool, but don't actually understand the philosophy. Reactionary ideologies do not have a monopoly on stupid, and it's become trendy for milquetoast Liberals to associate themselves with old Leftist movements which have been safely consigned to history.



:canada:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Dr.Caligari posted:

I really want to reply to this 100 times with rule 1 of his beloved bible: "Thou shalt not kill"

Hey man, all murders are killings, but all killings aren't murders. Duh.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Bip Roberts posted:

Those are nice views that are far more restrictive then even the most gun-banniest american politician. They are extremely anti-gun by any American political metric.

Then quite frankly you guys are hosed.

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LORVfnFtcH0

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Aesop Poprock posted:

I hated guns entirely until I started living with my current roommate who has like 20 guns and is extremely responsible and knowledgeable about them. Now I go to the range every few weeks even though I'm a gay liberal socialist idiot.



LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

huskarl_marx posted:


i sure wish we lived in a weaponless world but that's simply not the case and we haven't solved the problems regarding/facing human rights, authority, succession and property yet


You think going back to the era when the biggest and strongest ruled by dint of physical prowess will help solve any of the problems you mention?

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/san-bernardino-bloodbath-born-bigots-article-1.2456491

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.


Passport scan provided by the Croation interior ministry to debunk a story in The Sun where the above man claimed to have travelled from Turkey to Paris without being stopped.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/dec/07/sun-reporter-passport-croatia-paris

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

Wheeee posted:

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Karl Marx



That is some shameful trigger discipline there Mr Kalashnikov.

I live in Ukraine, about 100m from the President's office and about 600m from the parliament tbuilding, this was going on outside my house the other day.

AstroWhale
Mar 28, 2009



quote:

A woman complained about the pornographic movie playing in my SUV in the drive-thru line at McDonalds, so I shot the 13-year-old kid in the back seat of her car. (FL, 11/03)
http://www.wesh.com/news/victims-family-believes-argument-over-adult-movie-led-to-shooting/36291348

My lady friend and I decided to add some role playing to our "freaky sex" so I put a gun to her head and pulled the trigger. I had removed the magazine but forgot about the bullet in the chamber. She's dead now. (FL, 11/7)
http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/crime/2015/11/12/man-arrested-accidentally-shooting-woman-during-sex/75646104/

My fellow patriot and I had different views about how exactly to overthrow the tyrannical government of the United States, so I shot and killed him. (IA, 11/10)
http://www.carrollspaper.com/Content/Local-News-Archive/Local-News/Article/Militiamen-s-political-spat-ends-with-gunshot/1/1/21157

The mother of my child didn’t want to reimburse me for diapers and baby wipes, so I shot and killed her. (PA, 11/12)
http://6abc.com/family/cops-mother-of-8-killed-by-ex-after-fight-over-diaper-money/1080715/

The mother of my twin daughters left me and moved in with her dad, so I went over and shot all of them. I made my ex hold our babies in her lap while I killed them. (FL, 11/13)
http://www.people.com/article/flori...campaign=buffer

My son was arguing with me about biscuits and gravy, so I shot him dead. (IN, 11/14)
http://fox59.com/2015/11/14/indianapolis-police-arrest-father-for-fatally-shooting-his-son/

My friend was arguing with me about the Steelers game, so I shot him. (PA, 11/15)
http://www.wtae.com/news/man-arrested-after-shooting-neighbor-over-steelers-game-argument/36464656

My ex-boyfriend invited some people over to his house to talk about the man who was recently murdered across the street. At this gathering I got into an argument with my ex, so I pulled out my gun and shot him. (TX, 11/17)
http://www.khou.com/story/news/crime/2015/11/17/hpd-searching-woman-after-man-shot-during-argument/75915112/

I got fired from my job at a glass repair shop for leaving my gun and bulletproof vest in a company vehicle. I was mad about it so I blew off some steam by committing 42 drive-by shootings in one night. (OK, 11/18)
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/11/19/1452149/-Oklahoma-man-arrested-for-42-drive-by-shootings-in-one-night

I was playing poker with my buddy from work and we got into an argument so I shot him in the neck. He died. (OK, 11/21)
http://www.kxii.com/home/headlines/Sulphur-Police-allege-poker-booze-guns-and-tempers-escalated-to-murder-353104141.html

My son and a friend took me to a casino to celebrate my birthday. I got drunk and shot both of them in the car afterward. (LA, 11/21)
http://www.people.com/article/louisiana-woman-pretended-shed-been-kidnapped-after-shooting-son-friend

I tried to kill an opossum under my mobile home but missed and the ricochet hit min the leg. The possum got away. (FL, 11/23)
http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20151124/NEWS/151129752/101040?Title=Deputies-Man-trying-to-kill-opossum-shoots-himself-in-leg

My mom left her gun under her seat in the car when we went shopping on Thanksgiving. I picked it up and unintentionally shot her in the back. (IN, Thanksgiving Day)
http://www.courierpress.com/news/po...-355823531.html

I took my friend to the gun range to show him how much fun shooting can be. When I was demonstrating how to clean the gun, I accidentally shot him. (PA, Thanksgiving Day)
http://lancasteronline.com/news/loc...9bd1a12d56.html

I was upset about ISIS and my cab driver was Muslim so I shot him in the back. (PA, Thanksgiving Day)
http://www.post-gazette.com/local/c...es/201511290154

My waitress asked me not to smoke in the restaurant, so I shot her dead. (MS, 11/27)
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/mississippi-man-guns-down-waffle-house-waitress-after-she-asks-him-not-to-smoke/

My neighbor parked in front of my house. I went out and yelled at him, but he said he didn't want to move it, so I shot him in the head. (TX, 11/29)
http://www.foxsanantonio.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/police-neighbor-shot-man-over-parking-spot-17912.shtml#.Vl9_E3jimTD

I saw a preteen stealing change from the coin tray in my unlocked car, so I shot him dead without warning. (MO, 11/29) http://fox2now.com/2015/11/30/14-year-old-feels-responsible-over-death-of-teen-shot-by-man-protecting-vehicle/

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPW95m_9yVU

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


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Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Bellamy salute has to be the right hand, though. So if Hillary can't figure out basic fascism, how can she hope to lead America into the age of the Trump candidacy?

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