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cumshitter posted:This is a good point. No reason the roommate couldn't have started the washer if they filled it. The roommate gave the dude a token job like you would a toddler. His roommate is basically house training him like a dog. His roommate wants to suck him off but still be straight.
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Sorry furry dude, but people making fun of your fetish online is not the modern equivalent of the persecution of minorities and gay/transgender people. And it's extremely insulting to those people when you draw a direct comparison. The key difference is that you can take off your fursuit any time you want, but people can't change their skin color or which sex they're attracted to. It's more like someone from the BDSM community raising a stink because they're not allowed to wear a leather harness to work, or the supermarket kicked them out when they tried to go shopping wearing only a pair of chaps and a ball gag. So stop acting like a persecuted minority when all you are is a mildly inconvenienced person with a distasteful fetish.
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"The primary problem faced by black people in the 1960s was white people making fun of them" -- a person who knows true persecution
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loquacius posted:"The primary problem faced by black people in the 1960s was white people making fun of them" -- a person who knows true persecution Uh excuse me sir, I think you mean fursecution.
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Firstly, furries have a legitimate mental issues. I know this used to and is said about gay people, the difference is that being attracted to a member of the same species is very different from wishing it was socially acceptable to gently caress an animal. Secondly, army goon you need therapy. This is basically PTSD.
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Ryoshi posted:man im gonna serious post here about eating rodents or whatever the gently caress I thought it was common knowledge that squirrel is an uncommon but legitimate food like frog legs.
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quote:About a year and a half ago I discovered I could delay getting out of bed to piss by squirting out just a little. It dried up by the time I woke up and I'm lazy and gross so no big deal. But the more ingrained the habit got the more I peed and it started becoming a significant amount. quote:I have a dumb secret which I want to parlay into a modest financial windfall
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Dec 6, 2015 06:10
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hell yeah adult men pissing in bed! said nobody ever
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gently caress it dude, get paid
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High school acquaintance? If I was in your situation, confessor, I would leak it for any amount meeting or exceeding the cost of a tank of gas for my car
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For benchmarking purposes, if it was "best friend tearfully begging me not to reveal the secret" instead it would be two tanks of gas
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Dec 6, 2015 06:24
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Goon who pisses in bed: disposable diapers are bad for the environment, please buy ones you can wash (and actually wash them).
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Dec 6, 2015 06:28
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Why even bother with that? Just piss the bed like a real man.
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Dec 6, 2015 06:39
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for some reason that particular confessions bothers me more than
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dude runs a tollbooth for a job, pissing his diapers is probably the highlight of his life
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Why even bother with diapers? Just be a pro and start wearing a catheter; no smell to worry about and no clean up to deal with afterwards, so your gross pissy rear end can just get up and go. You can even get a little piss bag to strap to your leg and collect the urine discretely that way you can wear it at work.
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Dec 6, 2015 08:27
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Yeah if there was someone I didn't give a gently caress about who was blackmailing someone I'd sell the story to the press for a free lunch
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tollbooth operator how does it feel to know your competing with baskets attached to coin slots for the same job?
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cumshitter posted:tollbooth operator how does it feel to know your competing with baskets attached to coin slots for the same job? And losing.
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Dec 6, 2015 10:47
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Eventually they will just replace them with robots in the toll booth that take your money and poo poo the correct change at your through their mouths
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There are parking ticket machines that process credit cards for people who forget to pay at the ticket machines. But Jesus Christ I grew up in Chicago and the last few times I've been there it's all automated pass (with a little box you keep on your dash for payments) and coin machines. I don't even think the booths have arms anymore, they just use a camera to send you a ticket if you don't pay up.
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They just need to invent a robot that pisses itself in bed and Tollbooth Goon will be completely expendable as a human being (because there's no other purpose to his life and nobody loves him, nor would or could they ever)
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Hedrigall posted:They just need to invent a robot that pisses itself in bed and Tollbooth Goon will be completely expendable as a human being (because there's no other purpose to his life and nobody loves him nor would or could they ever) 
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Dec 6, 2015 13:02
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Man that confession makes it even clearer the guy never gets laid than the "I'm a virgin at 32" ones because he flat-out says he's a tollbooth operator lol oh also he wears diapers so he can piss himself in bed, that's a p big indicator too
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Dec 6, 2015 14:55
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Bedpiss goon you are possibly the most pathetic confession itt and there's been some real whoppers. Kill yourself.
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Go to TMZ and get paid. Unless it's the black dude from Police Academy who makes all of those sounds with his mouth . That dude's legit, and he doesn't deserve that kinda stress in his life.
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to the girl who's flat chested and got bolt-ons and still doesn't get attention from boys: Your personality is bland, you are boring. Have you tried actually talking to people? Asking boys out? JFC To the guy who has a super conservative wife: I bet ya your wife is into freakier poo poo than you and is worried that you'll hate/judge her if she tells you. loving communicate you idiot. Then you can start getting freaky to really mundane fetish stuff, like being heard by your neighbors, or wearing sexy underpants instead of bland stuff. A lot of these problems wouldn't happen if people weren't so defensive and talked more about what they want and how they feel.
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froward posted:
True. Also, most of these are made up. But your point still stands. Be an adult and talk about poo poo.
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yo dude you should definitely tell all the tabloids that Charlie Sheen knocked up your old friend and probably gave her AIDs is an alright smiley but I hate how there's that straight boxy edge on the left side
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Dec 6, 2015 19:20
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that poison tiger blood
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Putty posted:that poison tiger blood dont AIDS me bro 
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quote:I gently caress Lowtax's girl about once or twice every two weeks. Lowtax will never find out who I am because of the way our arrangement works. Although the loving may stop after word of this gets out. I met Ashli outside a restaurant/bar and she was pretty drunk and looking for her friend to give her a ride. After watching her stumble around a bit I asked if she needed a taxi that is when she started hanging all over me, telling me I smell good etc. So we slowly make it back to my car and that's when things got crazy. I took her back to my place we had some decent sex and exchanged numbers. We hook up a few times here and there, come to find out she is with someone but he has these psychotic meltdowns every once in a while and she just cant handle it. That is when I find out who he is and what he does, I then signed up out of curiosity and have been posting here since. Its kind of like being a fly on the wall while cucking his wife. quote:Whoa! I just discovered my dildo is glow in the dark! I've had this thing for years.
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I don't believe the cucktax one but it's funny anyway The dildo one is actually less believable, though, because I can't imagine someone using a dildo regularly for years and never once even looking at it with the lights off 
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Dec 6, 2015 19:39
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yo you raped lowtax's girl
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loquacius posted:I don't believe the cucktax one but it's funny anyway Maybe they don't feel shame in masterbation and only do it bathed in light?
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Aleph Null posted:most of these are made up. how can anyone judge which anonymous confessions on an internet forum are real??? i for one believe in every single post.
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Dec 6, 2015 20:01
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lowtax getting cucked is 100% real
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Should be easy to find the confessor too. Just look for the only person with a 2015 reg date.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Maybe they don't feel shame in masterbation and only do it bathed in light? Or maybe they only do it in the cover of darkness, since don't glow in the dark things have to charge up in light before they work?
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