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Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Solice Kirsk posted:

Anyone ever go into a pet store and ask which ones are the "feeder puppies"? They never think it's as funny as I do.

You think some shitheel being paid 7.25 an hour even cares/knows about animals beyond the bare minimum? Go ask in Pet Island, the experts there will set you straight.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Mogomra posted:

I'd go out on a limb and say that the turtle's little info card is... Fake. :aaa:

The info may be, but the cards are real. They're from This Guy

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Choco1980 posted:

The info may be, but the cards are real. They're from This Guy

The info is fake? So that is a ninja turtle?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Choco1980 posted:

The info may be, but the cards are real. They're from This Guy

I lost it at "look her in the eyes and tenderly start rapping freestyle" :allears:.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Max Faget was instrumental in the American space flight program.

e: f;b

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SpartanIvy
May 18, 2007
Hair Elf

We've got 2 girls. One cup, please.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

They got cornhole out back, and auditory activities

iroc.dis
Mar 15, 2013
I don't recall if awkward-as-gently caress wedding photos qualify for this thread, but I thought I'd share this one.



Tuxedo tshirts, sneakers with "formal" attire, hats with "formal" attire, neckbeards, terribly facial hair, poor posture.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

iroc.dis posted:

I don't recall if awkward-as-gently caress wedding photos qualify for this thread, but I thought I'd share this one.



Tuxedo tshirts, sneakers with "formal" attire, hats with "formal" attire, neckbeards, terribly facial hair, poor posture.

Everyone except the groom doesn't want to be in this picture.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Honj Steak posted:

Everyone except the groom doesn't want to be in this picture.

I dunno the bro with the cap looks pretty chuffed to be there too.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
Troy Baker's guide on how to become a successful voice actor:


:captainpop:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Honj Steak posted:

Everyone except the groom doesn't want to be in this picture.

The girl on the far right wants to die

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


kinmik posted:

Troy Baker's guide on how to become a successful voice actor:


:captainpop:

Huh that is not what I pictured Troy Baker looking like.

PizzaThief
Sep 22, 2006

Traveling through time AND space?
Clearance sales are wonderful things.
The more I look, the better it gets.



edit: holy poo poo, tables.

PizzaThief has a new favorite as of 21:53 on Dec 5, 2015

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
The American Waytm was to kill all wolves and anything else that got between us and our beef

Kids these days

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

PizzaThief posted:

Clearance sales are wonderful things.
The more I look, the better it gets.



edit: holy poo poo, tables.

70% off because the stars are not on their own right side.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

I didn't choose the poolife, the poolife chose me.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

PizzaThief posted:

Clearance sales are wonderful things.
The more I look, the better it gets.



edit: holy poo poo, tables.

That wolf is high as gently caress. high af as the kids say

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


PizzaThief posted:

Clearance sales are wonderful things.
The more I look, the better it gets.



edit: holy poo poo, tables.

whereWHERE

I WANT THIS TELL ME WHERE TO BUY TELL ME

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



syscall girl posted:

The American Waytm was to kill all wolves and anything else that got between us and our beef

Kids these days

also the bisons, but not eating the meat. just to gently caress with the native americans.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



PizzaThief posted:

Clearance sales are wonderful things.
The more I look, the better it gets.



edit: holy poo poo, tables.

The problem with buying it to wear ironically is that there's too many people who would wear it unironically.

PizzaThief
Sep 22, 2006

Traveling through time AND space?

cash crab posted:

whereWHERE

I WANT THIS TELL ME WHERE TO BUY TELL ME

Super Clearance Rack(tm) at the local JC Pennys.
I'm also sorry to say that I snagged the last one.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


PizzaThief posted:

Super Clearance Rack(tm) at the local JC Pennys.
I'm also sorry to say that I snagged the last one.

Well, at least someone gets to have it.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Is it a Mountain shirt? Kind of looks like one

PizzaThief
Sep 22, 2006

Traveling through time AND space?

Len posted:

Is it a Mountain shirt? Kind of looks like one

According to the tag it is

LIFESTYLE classics...

...Hencho en Mexico

Because, of course.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

PizzaThief posted:

According to the tag it is

LIFESTYLE classics...

...Hencho en Mexico

Because, of course.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

iroc.dis posted:

I don't recall if awkward-as-gently caress wedding photos qualify for this thread, but I thought I'd share this one.



Tuxedo tshirts, sneakers with "formal" attire, hats with "formal" attire, neckbeards, terribly facial hair, poor posture.

I've seen a number of different wedding parties where the men dressed like slobs and the women still put in effort. Has anyone seen the opposite? Men in suits and women in sweats and uggs?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

iroc.dis posted:

I don't recall if awkward-as-gently caress wedding photos qualify for this thread, but I thought I'd share this one.



Tuxedo tshirts, sneakers with "formal" attire, hats with "formal" attire, neckbeards, terribly facial hair, poor posture.

The look of despair on the bride's face, coupled with the tennis shoes she's wearing tell a story unto themselves.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


blarzgh posted:

The look of despair on the bride's face, coupled with the tennis shoes she's wearing tell a story unto themselves.

She knew what she was getting into though. There's noone to blame but her.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Hubby is the worst word. Except maybe "preggers"

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

This is a fantastic groomsman gift and an instant excuse to show your underwear to a bridesmaid.

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