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EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale



Smashing Link posted:

If I can be serious for a minute, I need some advice from this thread. My wife and I just had our 2nd kid and we both have been having a pretty rough time with demanding jobs and moving to a new city in the last year. I have had to give up a lot of things like hanging out with friends and most of my hobbies to keep up with the demands. Things are getting pretty intense at work and I need to find more hours in my week to keep up. I am down to exercise and staying on top of the meme scene as the two things I can afford to give up at this point. My worry if I don't keep up on memes is that I will never be able to catch up again and will be "old" for the rest of my life. What advice do you have for someone in my situation? Sincerely,

If this is in fact sincere then yeah get rid of the memes. Exercise will help you live a longer, happier, and healthier life, whereas memes are basically poison to the soul when it comes right down to it. It's far more important that you spend time with your wife and your children, because they only get one childhood. Stupid pictures on the internet could never compare to the joy that they can bring to you. Best of luck to you.

If fake, then


edit: :69snypa:

EXAKT Science has a new favorite as of 05:45 on Dec 8, 2015

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Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Can I see Two Cosbys making out?

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Can I see Two Cosbys making out?

Only if one of them's unconscious.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

VendaGoat posted:

Hey, dudes got a paycheck for just being him.


gently caress I would love to have this...

You?

I'd love a crossguard lightsaber, yeah

Booger Presley posted:

Only if one of them's unconscious.

:drat:

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Rama of Ra
Sep 7, 2005
~Where's Sitka? Right about the middle of your thumb.~
Some get DOWN FETISH JACKET in here, there's new horseflesh to trod.

I openly come here for Korgan,
Secretly love DFJ

Rama of Ra
Sep 7, 2005
~Where's Sitka? Right about the middle of your thumb.~
Wait I'm in FYAD omg it all makes nooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time
Just did this, and it worked like a charm! Thanks, internet! :monocle:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

>>Like an idiot, I did this
>>Open flames burned my pregnant wife
>>Somebody called an ambulance that took her to the hospital
>>Shot over there and burst through the door asking for help
>>... receptionist barely cared and just pointed me to a doctor
>>Just like that the doctor told me to move past it and heal
>>Peeked in the room and saw my wife laying there crying
>>Gasoline can't melt steeled hearts

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Judge Schnoopy posted:

>>Like an idiot, I did this
>>Open flames burned my pregnant wife
>>Somebody called an ambulance that took her to the hospital
>>Shot over there and burst through the door asking for help
>>... receptionist barely cared and just pointed me to a doctor
>>Just like that the doctor told me to move past it and heal
>>Peeked in the room and saw my wife laying there crying
>>Gasoline can't melt steeled hearts

I lost it at this. :lol:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Judge Schnoopy posted:

>>Like an idiot, I did this
>>Open flames burned my pregnant wife
>>Somebody called an ambulance that took her to the hospital
>>Shot over there and burst through the door asking for help
>>... receptionist barely cared and just pointed me to a doctor
>>Just like that the doctor told me to move past it and heal
>>Peeked in the room and saw my wife laying there crying
>>Gasoline can't melt steeled hearts

:five:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Judge Schnoopy posted:

>>Like an idiot, I did this
>>Open flames burned my pregnant wife
>>Somebody called an ambulance that took her to the hospital
>>Shot over there and burst through the door asking for help
>>... receptionist barely cared and just pointed me to a doctor
>>Just like that the doctor told me to move past it and heal
>>Peeked in the room and saw my wife laying there crying
>>Gasoline can't melt steeled hearts

:boom:

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.

Judge Schnoopy posted:

>>Like an idiot, I did this
>>Open flames burned my pregnant wife
>>Somebody called an ambulance that took her to the hospital
>>Shot over there and burst through the door asking for help
>>... receptionist barely cared and just pointed me to a doctor
>>Just like that the doctor told me to move past it and heal
>>Peeked in the room and saw my wife laying there crying
>>Gasoline can't melt steeled hearts

I don't get it

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Shayu posted:

I don't get it

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Shayu posted:

I don't get it

It's Dickbutt.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Shayu posted:

I don't get it

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Am I meant to recognise this?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




plain blue jacket posted:

Am I meant to recognise this?
I'm sorry for your loss.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

plain blue jacket posted:

Am I meant to recognise this?

Rtfm. Turn your web browser back about a decade and start reading. You loving scrub.

e: ps step your game up l4m3r ugh

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 18:43 on Dec 8, 2015

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

plain blue jacket posted:

Am I meant to recognise this?

you are really bad at the internet

maybe you should just give up

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Snatch Duster posted:

you are really bad at the internet

maybe you should just give up

It looks like some sort of webcomic but honestly I am drawing a blank

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

plain blue jacket posted:

It looks like some sort of webcomic but honestly I am drawing a blank

Yeah, I'd love to help; I had it a second ago, but then I lost it

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=loss.jpg

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

plain blue jacket posted:

Am I meant to recognise this?

what is a meme?

Smashing Link
Jul 8, 2003

I'll keep chucking bombs at you til you fall off that ledge!
Grimey Drawer
I understood that reference...for now.

I wish you all the best, thanks for all the memories.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

:prepop:

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Dungeon Ecology posted:

what is a meme?

Defined by exclusion; that which is not milhouse.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

:confused:

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

plain blue jacket posted:

It looks like some sort of webcomic but honestly I am drawing a blank

I'm at a loss for words.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

most of your cosbies are things i scroll over but this time it made me chuckel gently caress you bill cospby and your bulltshit and drat you to hek djf for your cobspybing

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Smashing Link posted:

I wish you all the best, thanks for all the memeries.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Dungeon Ecology posted:

what is a meme?

A miserable pile of reposts.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Dungeon Ecology posted:

what is a meme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnT7pT6zCcA

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Dang ive never seen this one

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