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HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Funhilde posted:

Was hoping to find that goon's Lego tattoo that mentions stepping on a lego (bad description I know). In my search this came up.



drat, poor Clara. She doesn't fit in with the rest of the messed up legos. I mean I guess William doesn't either, but at least he looks like he was supposed to.

I love this thread. Have some of the most tasteless poo poo ever (and easiest subject to find bad tattoos about):

The longest flag ever.




I love this one. Who doesn't want a loving naked baby tattooed on them?

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Heritage, not paedophilia.

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Forgot one



Also I'm guessing part of the heritage IS pedophilia

Eat Fresh!

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k




:nws:http://imgur.com/8rUMif9.jpg:nws:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

There's always more bad tinkerbell tattoos.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

aidoru
Oct 24, 2010

Suddenly reminded of Mean Girls. Yeah, I know it's probably a mirrored image

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003



This might be the first time I have felt actual crushing sadness for another human on the interenets.

Eat

































fresh!

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Say Nothing posted:

There's always more bad tinkerbell tattoos.



Jesus loving christ.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

HungryMedusa posted:

Jesus loving christ.



I'm the "oh who cares, wait a minute, I do, well, actually, never mind" effort on Captain Hook's garters.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Haaaa Captain Hook has a tiny little dick.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

aidoru posted:

Suddenly reminded of Mean Girls. Yeah, I know it's probably a mirrored image

Mirrored or not, there aren't usually any As in 'regrets.'

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Maybe she meant "no rugrats," though.

PuntCuncher
Apr 21, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Swipe laft.

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



Pastry of the Year posted:

I'm the "oh who cares, wait a minute, I do, well, actually, never mind" effort on Captain Hook's garters.

I'm the skin blemishes that look like fairy dust sparkles.

Or is it the other way around?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Say Nothing posted:

There's always more bad tinkerbell tattoos.



I find this amusing. Not desirable. But certainly funny.

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
The worst possible placement and design for a tattoo of a Jellyfish


:dong:

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
That girl still wears choker necklaces in the year of our lord 2015.

That's already gently caress up number 1.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Thats the j.o crystal that her tattoo charges up every night.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Grump posted:

That girl still wears choker necklaces in the year of our lord 2015.

That's already gently caress up number 1.

Choker necklaces are fashionable as gently caress right now, gramps.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Back in my day, they wore pearl necklaces and were content!

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

cyberia posted:

Choker necklaces are fashionable as gently caress right now, gramps.

We wore that poo poo in middle school in the 90s. drat kid these days bringing my generation's tacky fashion back.

Bananaquiter
Aug 20, 2008

Ron's not here.


I saw a neon whale tail the other day. It took me back.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Usually I don't suggest plunging necklines because a little modesty goes a long way but in this case it's turtle necks or plunging.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

No pic but I just noticed a girl I work with has her own name as a tramp stamp.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

MANGOSTEEN CURES P posted:

No pic but I just noticed a girl I work with has her own name as a tramp stamp.

It's so you can't have that embarrassing moment when you call her by the wrong name

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

LingcodKilla posted:

Usually I don't suggest plunging necklines because a little modesty goes a long way but in this case it's turtle necks or plunging.

I don't really think there's any way to not make that jellyfish look like a dick between her boobs. You don't get a flesh-colored jellyfish tattooed right down your sternum. Mushroom either.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


If the little tentacles curl up so it doesn't look like a throbbing cock then maybe. But then you would also need to wear a down to your navel neckline.

Easier to just ..... Not.

Elucidarius
Oct 14, 2006

MANGOSTEEN CURES P posted:

No pic but I just noticed a girl I work with has her own name as a tramp stamp.

Ugh I saw this recently too, except it was a guy.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

MANGOSTEEN CURES P posted:

No pic but I just noticed a girl I work with has her own name as a tramp stamp.

So she can go gently caress herself?

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Ughh....Is it bad that I like the 'before' cutlass and not the after? Because that shading is awful. What is it with people and these awful shading(usually of metals) that just looks bad?

bummer dude
Jun 20, 2004

duuuude
Nws https://www.instagram.com/p/_Ib7__zFTM/

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Eww someone puking nasty
...... Ooh oh oh no it's not puke

Trump
Jul 16, 2003

Cute

Rondette posted:

Eww someone puking nasty
...... Ooh oh oh no it's not puke

It's a dick coming out of an rear end in a top hat???!?

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

quote:

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Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost

This one is full of taste. Just not the taste anyone wants...except Jay that is.

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

I must have spent too long browsing this thread, because what's going on on the extreme left of this tattoo is really bothering me. Is that a breast facing forwards, although the face is shown in profile? Is the woman's arm supposed to be arching over her head?

It's all the more puzzling since this was clearly the artist's second attempt.

I saw an ambigram tat like this one a few days ago. I thought it was unfortunate that it read I'm FinG/suv£ me, but it turns out that they all look much the same:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That's a dude sucking the cock. A fat jowly dude.

bummer dude
Jun 20, 2004

duuuude

Carnival of Shrews posted:

I must have spent too long browsing this thread, because what's going on on the extreme left of this tattoo is really bothering me. Is that a breast facing forwards, although the face is shown in profile? Is the woman's arm supposed to be arching over her head?

It's all the more puzzling since this was clearly the artist's second attempt.

I saw an ambigram tat like this one a few days ago. I thought it was unfortunate that it read I'm FinG/suv£ me, but it turns out that they all look much the same:



Can't explain the breast issue, but the "first attempt" is from when the first time the tattooer put down the stencil and the customer was not happy with the placement. I imagine the conversation went something like this.

*artist shows customer stencil in the mirror*

"so what do you think? ready to do this"

"I like everything about it, but do you think you could make the dick more in the center? so the boob is in more like my armpit area? Like I really want everyone to be able to see the dick cause its a tattoo about how much i like getting my dick sucked you know? by women. i like my dick sucked, by women. I'm straight."

"i got you, lets do this."

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RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Carnival of Shrews posted:

I must have spent too long browsing this thread, because what's going on on the extreme left of this tattoo is really bothering me. Is that a breast facing forwards, although the face is shown in profile? Is the woman's arm supposed to be arching over her head?

It's all the more puzzling since this was clearly the artist's second attempt.

I saw an ambigram tat like this one a few days ago. I thought it was unfortunate that it read I'm FinG/suv£ me, but it turns out that they all look much the same:



No cutter scars, 0/10.

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