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Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Anita Dickinme posted:

dicks

You don't belong here. You haven't been bent over yet. Enjoy life, pretend like this forum doesn't exist.

Ignorance is bliss my friend, and you're a dumb shower shoe.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 13:41

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 07:37

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Pretty good way to spend an afternoon, IMO.

Probs gonna take a housemate or two out next weekend and learn 'em gud because you know those kids these days. Am I an old fogey yet?

# ? Dec 7, 2015 14:07

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

You seem to have chosen the rockiest, most vertical part of that berm to use as a backdrop.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 16:41

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

ded posted:

he a rename?

havent seen an age posted on the past 2 pages higher than mine. gently caress if im going through the whole thread.

48. My kids are older than some gippers.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 17:32

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

ok good 2 older now

my daughter just turned 17

# ? Dec 7, 2015 17:51

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Godholio posted:

You seem to have chosen the rockiest, most vertical part of that berm to use as a backdrop.

It's actually a pretty decent spot, although it doesn't look like it in the photo. Wouldn't have used it, otherwise. Decent enough that a bunch of other people have trashed it, as you might expect. I am going to look at a few other areas this week, though. New York sucks, can't wait to move again.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 18:13

US Berder Patrol: Jul 11, 2006; oorah

ded posted:

ok good 2 older now

my daughter just turned 17

post pics next year

# ? Dec 7, 2015 18:34

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Work hired some off duty police officers to walk around the lobby undercover due to ~terrorism~

# ? Dec 7, 2015 18:36

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

Teflon Don posted:

Work hired some off duty police officers to walk around the lobby undercover due to ~terrorism~

They get the GSA uniformed guys in full battle rattle when poo poo happens. It's hilarious to see a) the 20-something natty-g fully kitted out with a billion mods on his M4 and b) the 59 year old supervisor looking absolutely miserable in full kit.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 18:55

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Teflon Don posted:

Work hired some off duty police officers to walk around the lobby undercover due to ~terrorism~

Paid to hang out plain clothes in a lobby full of women who are DTF? Where do I sign?

# ? Dec 7, 2015 19:03

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

Teflon Don posted:

Condolences

I never deployed and wanted to get the experience any way I could.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 19:38

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Well I never deployed and this is the only place where people have tried to shoot me multiple times so you picked the right city

# ? Dec 7, 2015 19:45

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

Hey, look on the bright side. At least you're not one of the radio maintainers who can't pass on y-chromosomes.

Of I evet have kids it's going to be interesting to see if any of them are boys. I don't mess with anything more powerful tha 500 watts, and even that's pretty rare, eo I might be ok.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 19:53

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

I have another loving interview holy poo poo. So this now two separate applications, a phone interview, and two in person interviews.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 23:49

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Teflon Don posted:

I have another loving interview holy poo poo. So this now two separate applications, a phone interview, and two in person interviews.

i had 7 interviews for my job when i came in as a contractor.

poo poo was crazy

# ? Dec 8, 2015 00:04

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

I had to do six? I think for my job.

Technical with my team (conference call, about an hour)
Fit with my program/portfolio manager (call, about a half hour)
Technical with my admin group (in person, about a half hour)
3x fit with my admin group (in person, half hour+ each)

Fit is really important yo.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 00:57

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

The military was the easiest job I ever got.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 01:27

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Background check, polygraph, psychiatric evaluation, physical, & an oral interview.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 01:33

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

Rad Lieutenant posted:

& an oral interview.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 01:43

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

an oral interview.

heh, what was his name???? :xd:

e: gently caress you HDI

# ? Dec 8, 2015 01:43

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

# ? Dec 8, 2015 02:11

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

I had it easy. Just a call from my older brother

"Don't keep working as a prison guard. I'm buying you a plane ticket and you can crash in the guest house."

# ? Dec 8, 2015 02:28

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

People are stepping all over eachother trying to become a prison guard. Them bennies I guess

# ? Dec 8, 2015 02:32

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

They're really good, if I don't get this job it's my plan b.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 02:42

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

The jail my dad works at is paying double for overtime right now. The problem is it's so miserable nobody wants to.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 02:42

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Casimir Radon posted:

The jail my dad works at is paying double for overtime right now. The problem is it's so miserable nobody wants to.

I made like 38K a year at the prison with good bennies, I make 72K a year with bennies and some nice bonuses on top

Nepotism is my fuckin jam

# ? Dec 8, 2015 02:44

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i turned 21 in iraq

that sucked

I turned 21 in Groton. :smith:

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:50

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mad Dragon posted:

I turned 21 in Groton.

i'd be happy about that at least since i live like 45 minutes away

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:54

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i live like 45 minutes away from Groton

Is this what a cry for help looks like? :ohdear:

# ? Dec 8, 2015 06:27

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Mad Dragon posted:

I turned 21 in Groton.

I turned 21 in Hawaii. :smug:

Of course the Filipino chick at the NEX didn't even card me when I bought booze that day.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 07:40

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Anita Dickinme posted:

i havent been in dep for six months.

you mean my rate? cus i had that months before i even went to boot camp.

i hope youre standing at parade rest when you post in here bitch

# ? Dec 8, 2015 10:17

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That has a GIP gangtag

# ? Dec 8, 2015 13:41

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

he's like that shithead little brother that's absolutely determined to gently caress up in the exact same ways you did.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 13:49

Anita Dickinme: Jan 24, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i hope youre standing at parade rest when you post in here bitch

I'm not an officer.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Dec 8, 2015 14:54

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

I turned 19 in basic, 20 in Iraq, and 21 in a college town.

19 didn't matter, 20 was kinda "meh" and 21 was fun

# ? Dec 8, 2015 15:10

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Anita Dickinme posted:

I'm not an officer.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 16:22

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I got to drink beer on my 21st, but I was still cleaning guns in Yakima while I did it. On my 22nd I was in mountains phase of Ranger school and the RI gave me a no go for my birthday :v:

# ? Dec 8, 2015 16:47

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Anita Dickinme posted:

I'm not an officer.

carry on.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 18:11

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Anita Dickinme posted:

I'm not an officer.

Look retard

You signed up despite the existence of this forum. So not only are you a dick suck know nothing boot, you also ignored the flaming alcoholic suicidal cynicism of GiP and enlisted. So congratulations for being in the dumbest subset of the dumbest one tenth of one percent of the population or whatever mortards are saying today.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 18:18

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 07:37

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Look retard

You signed up despite the existence of this forum. So not only are you a dick suck know nothing boot, you also ignored the flaming alcoholic suicidal cynicism of GiP and enlisted. So congratulations for being in the dumbest subset of the dumbest one tenth of one percent of the population or whatever mortards are saying today.

:salute: or whatever it is

# ? Dec 8, 2015 18:51

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