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DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer
ahah


we need to somehow revive Steve just to see his reaction to this

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Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Stux posted:

actually all apple apps are perfect

welcome back, stux
and also :agreed:

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

DaNzA posted:

ahah


we need to somehow revive Steve just to see his reaction to this

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

DaNzA posted:

ahah


we need to somehow revive Steve just to see his reaction to this

just take that case to his grave

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Unbelievable. Apple did it again, again.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
The soft microfiber lining on the inside helps protect your iPhone, while the soft elastomer hinge design makes it easy to put the case on and take it off again. On the outside, the silky, soft-touch finish of the silicone exterior feels great in your hand.

it sounds soft as gently caress

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

DaNzA posted:

ahah


we need to somehow revive Steve just to see his reaction to this

He would be pleased with how epic and ftw it is

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lmao

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Brilliant

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


but holy gently caress don't dare make the actual phone 1mm thicker to add battery life and not have a camera wart

jfc Apple what are you doing?

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
Now we just need an official version of this

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.


oh wow. oh wow. oh wow

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkk

dear gay satan please allow stebe to come back and murder the chuckle fucks responsible for this

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

joanna likes it :shobon:

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


lol

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

lol nice samsung

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

lol

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lol

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Fabricated posted:

Now we just need an official version of this



honestly iPhones do need a lens mount system

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
that's what the bump is for.

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
that iphone has a flat butt

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


lol, why is apple selling this third party garbage on their store



:pwn:

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Shaggar posted:

lol nice samsung


Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
tim is bound and determined to have the iphone rest unevenly on any surface at all times, case or no case

Harriet II
Feb 28, 2015

E L O I S E
I think with the battery case

It's obvious what it is. It looks like a battery extension that somebody bought and is now holding up to their ear. Apple battery.

I think there won't be a + version because there isn't now, and because it would look to giant.

A battery case already makes it look big and as far as I can tell they're all indistinguishable from a case. You just have a big, giant phone.

Apple innovates drawing complaints about battery size in the battery case

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

ahhhhhhhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha

i eagerly await the defense of this lovely design while samsung got shat on for having the same design.

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

thats a photoshop idiot bitch

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Dodoman posted:

ahhhhhhhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha

i eagerly await the defense of this lovely design while samsung got shat on for having the same design.

Wheany posted:

once again apple takes what otherss have tried before and perfects it

:tipshat:

LUBE UP YOUR BUTT
Jun 30, 2008

turns out jonny ive isnt actually brilliant he just shat out a bunch of designs and only stebe could find the rare gems in the dung heap

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

cremnob posted:

thats a photoshop idiot bitch

see the problem is, you can't assume that anymore, because apple has been releasing samsung tier bullshit for a while now.

this is how badly they've tarnished their brand, not at this distance your honour, applies in the reverse

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

it sounds soft as gently caress
mlypenis

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003


rofl

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

the apple battery case is actually really good and smart and shows u that siracusa's naked robotic core theory is right. so gently caress off haters

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
why aren't they using that macbook battery forming stuff and have like a better shaped lump

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
why did they release a product that requires accessories to be usable?

because steve is dead

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Apple's greatest design hits, 2015 edition





Linguica fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Dec 8, 2015

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Linguica posted:

Apple's greatest design hits, 2015 edition





epic

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

cremnob posted:

the apple battery case is actually really good and smart and shows u that siracusa's naked robotic core theory is right. so gently caress off haters
                            /

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
So the apple ihump at least adds wireless charging, right?

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