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Katamari Democracy posted:I am going to regret this Trim and condition your beard
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 20:58 |
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Katamari Democracy posted:I am going to regret this Imo the beard is the most regrettable thing about your pic, it looks like it's trying to escape your face Here I am getting eaten by Jaws at Universal the other day
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 21:00 |
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Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger you should be in a cell, not posting on the Internet.
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 21:01 |
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Katamari Democracy posted:I am going to regret this Facial hair is not and likely never will be your friend. You've not got the coverage on your cheekbones, and even closer to your jaw on the sides it's extremely patchy. Your mustache looks like it's been in rollers. Shave it off, get some sun on you, and get a haircut about twice as often as you do now.
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# ? Dec 7, 2015 22:04 |
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Well God drat E- I guess I can get a haircut tomorrow. What is 'in' nowadays. Katamari Democracy has a new favorite as of 22:44 on Dec 7, 2015 |
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Katamari Democracy posted:Well God drat Wow you managed to make it look worse with that douchey mustache and awful goatee.
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 15:40 |
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I'm glad you like it Bradzilla!
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 15:52 |
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Nice. A couple more for the goons.bmp folder.
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 16:13 |
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Kill the goatee. Trim the fancy stache off . Hit the gym. You can do it!
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 16:18 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Kill the goatee. Trim the fancy stache off . Hit the gym. sure, but he'll still have that moonface
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 16:54 |
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Snatch Duster posted:sure, but he'll still have that moonface It's impolite to ask someone to fix stuff you can't do anything about.
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 17:20 |
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LingcodKilla posted:It's impolite to ask someone to fix stuff you can't do anything about. Ya honestly he's not a bad looking guy its just that facial hair is a lot less appealing than we all think it is. That and it's an easy fix so we don't feel bad giving him poo poo for it. We don't hate you Katamari, just shave your drat face-cthulu.
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 18:28 |
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Snatch Duster posted:sure, but he'll still have that moonface His face is fine, don't be a dickhead.
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 18:30 |
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LingcodKilla posted:It's impolite to ask someone to fix stuff you can't do anything about. Surgery
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 18:32 |
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EXAKT Science posted:His face is fine, don't be a dickhead. Yeah for sure. Shave the beard/mustache and you'll look great Katamari! This message brought to you by the Anti-Beard Coalition of Something Awful Dot Com.
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 18:33 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Yeah for sure. Shave the beard/mustache and you'll look great Katamari! ^ For proof read my earlier posts! I too thought my half-fuzz beard was "all that" and "a bag of chips", but the Anti-Beard Coalition of Something Awful Dot Com helped me see the light!
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 18:40 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Yeah for sure. Shave the beard/mustache and you'll look great Katamari! If you told me to cut anything off I'd say mine and who elses?
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 19:24 |
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keep your facial hair if you really want. i like my beard and i'm not really under any illusions everyone else will. don't be a sheep
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 19:28 |
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Do clean your room though, that place looked like a sad apartment in Baghdad.
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 19:56 |
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Katamari Democracy posted:I am going to regret this Everything in this picture is a mistake.
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 19:57 |
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Katamari Democracy posted:Well God drat You done goofed, son!
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 19:58 |
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Beard unironically owns
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 20:03 |
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bronin posted:Beard unironically owns Brony masterless samurai have the worst opinions.
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 20:09 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Clean your room. Looking at it is making me sad. Zeroisanumber posted:Do clean your room though, that place looked like a sad apartment in Baghdad. Dude there's like 1 thing on the floor and the cords aren't arranged perfectly and clipped together / tied. If that is your idea of something being dirty, it's probably best that you don't leave your perfectly-manicured catalog home. Also it is okay to be angry at your parents for making you like this.
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 21:08 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Brony masterless samurai have the worst opinions.
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 21:43 |
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Photobooth type poo poo at parties can be flattering
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# ? Dec 8, 2015 23:06 |
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Norse Code posted:Photobooth type poo poo at parties can be flattering Is that the exception proving the rule?
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 00:04 |
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Wait which one is you or is this one of those before/after things.
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 00:55 |
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I am the reindeer on the left
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:15 |
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Insert sleigh ride joke here. Nah, fun subject matter you ladies look great. Nice palette cleanser after the beardling.
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:17 |
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Norse Code posted:Photobooth type poo poo at parties can be flattering adorbs
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:23 |
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Norse Code posted:I am the reindeer on the left I'd like my wife to try that cat eye mascara thing. I like it. She says she's too old
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:29 |
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Darth123123 posted:I'd like my wife to try that cat eye mascara thing. I like it. She says she's too old Any woman who does that makeup instantly rises like 500% in attractiveness to me, I don't know what it is.
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:41 |
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The Joe Man posted:Any woman who does that makeup instantly rises like 500% in attractiveness to me, I don't know what it is. Makeup?
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:47 |
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Norse Code posted:I am the reindeer on the left Was hoping that, because I'm pretty sure the one on the right is an actual reindeer.
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:58 |
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Darth123123 posted:I'd like my wife to try that cat eye mascara thing. I like it. She says she's too old You're never too old! Maybe have her try just a slight one on a weekend or something?
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:59 |
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Norse Code posted:You're never too old! Maybe have her try just a slight one on a weekend or something? My wife is 72. Lol I bet that will still turn me on tho.
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 02:09 |
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 02:48 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Makeup? Mascara, whatever the gently caress it is that makes them look Egyptian. I'm a dude okay. I don't even really know what conditioner is.
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 03:17 |
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How do I look, goons
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# ? Dec 9, 2015 03:26 |