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eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
I buy things from best buy

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



working at gamestop is the best i get a sweet discount and talk about video games all day

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



As a Millennial I posted:

i see cat face joe is a fellow 5 Figgy Lifestyler

no no its not true don't look at me don't look at meeeeee!

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

when my coworker asked me if i'd tried the food truck, i answered in mumbles and excused myself

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



I'm totally the office funny guy, everyone loves my jokes

*sends another email comparing michelle obama to a gorilla*

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

*prints out an email*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*drives around parking lot looking for a "good spot" significantly longer than it would take to walk the distance*

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

sometimes i consider just going full-on fygm and voting trump because life should be easier for me, a cis white male

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

Cat Face Joe posted:

*drives around parking lot looking for a "good spot" significantly longer than it would take to walk the distance*

*sharks 30 minutes for a free spot instead of paying $2.50 for a garage* "this city has a parking problem!"

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

today i filled my gas tank, because i had 30 cents in FuelPerks

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

i save my receipts and balance my checkbook

Phoning It In
Oct 17, 2010
i sleep on a futon frame thats always in the couch position because the room is too small

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

As a Millennial I posted:

same, except amazon

of course there is ethical consumption under capitalism, what are you talking about?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*gets extremely angry when a white comic book character is played by a black actor*

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

Cat Face Joe posted:

*gets extremely angry when a male character is played by a female actor*

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

I don't believe in the efficient market hypothesis!

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

Yes, I'm a capitalist. A captain of industry, even. *points to bitcoin mining rig*

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

yard salad posted:

*prints out an email*

ooc: used to work with a project manager who would print literally every email related to a project in a week for the status meeting to review them one at a time.

she got moved to a less wasteful management job

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
looks like another 80 hour week at the office, good thing I put in that order for soylent

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
well, the RFP just dropped, and we have until jan 1st to reply to our customer to get the new contract... looks like christmas plans have to be cut short, sorry guys

(text from my mom yesterday :smith:)

barkbell
Apr 14, 2006

woof
ive never read a book

transformers is a reallly good movie

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Bhodi posted:

well, the RFP just dropped, and we have until jan 1st to reply to our customer to get the new contract... looks like christmas plans have to be cut short, sorry guys

(text from my mom yesterday :smith:)

don't worry bhodi we're all here for you

Phoning It In
Oct 17, 2010
the only time i clean my car interior is the week i decide to sell it

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Phoning It In posted:

the only time i clean my car interior is the week i decide to sell it

this except my house

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i hope chipotle lowers their prices in the wake of the e coli outbreak

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i eat chipotle

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

As a Millennial I posted:

i hope chipotle lowers their prices in the wake of the e coli outbreak

oops dropped your chipotle prices on the ground

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Barnyard Protein posted:

shopping tip: cut the UPC code off a 6-pack of miller high life and tape it over the UPC of a better brand

stealing from the walmart self checkout is easy and low risk esp for produce

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
shopping tip: by LAW walmart can't physically restrain shop lifters, just take what you want and walk out. note: walk fast

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
yeah i don't really read for fun

gonna sell this kindle mom got me and buy a big thing of omaha steaks for the freezer

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
maybe some of those filet mig nons wrapped in bacon

those'll fit right in the door

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
lol what a waste of money. just checkout the dumpsters of the piggly wiggly at night, they throw out the meat that didn't sell by the "sell by" date. its still perfectly eatable and i'm sure just as good as any steak from omaha

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
i'm a member of the frequent buyers club at papa johns, dominos AND pizza hut.

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
*in the dumpster* sweet, they forgot to bleach the pizza!

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
i'm so inured to the smell of catpiss that i, for the life of me, can't figure out why someone put this sofa on the curb

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
i mean, it looks /brand new/

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Barnyard Protein posted:

i'm so inured to the smell of catpiss that i, for the life of me, can't figure out why someone put this sofa on the curb

im inured to the smell of cat piss and the humidity change when you walk into my house

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

beige is a great color to paint a wall

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GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

ADINSX posted:

beige is a great color to paint a wall

your landlord lets you paint the walls??

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